There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Razer Project Hazel Face Mask
With a build in N95 respirator, voice enhancing technology and an air-tight seal Razer’s project hazel promises the world’s smartest mask. Best of…
Design Themed Playing Cards
If you’re looking for a gift for a designer they’ll love this design themed playing card deck. With interesting cards about graphic design…
Kramer’s Lobster Shirt
Cosmo Kramer’s fashion sense is out of this world, and his iconic lobster shirt is no exception. This shirt is perfect for anyone…
Gameboy Fridge Magnet
Every geek has memories of their original giant Gameboy. Relive childhood with an even bigger Gameboy with this fridge magnet set. Every Time you…
World’s Smallest Operation Board Game
Oh, you think you’re good at Operation? Only the realest gamers have the precision and skill necessary to master World’s Smallest Operation. With…
Wyze Cam v3
Wyze is known for their affordable home security cameras and their new v3 Wyze Cam is no exception. Nearly improving on all aspects…
Insta 360 ONE RS 1-Inch Edition
Take your 360 videos to the next level with the Insta 360 ONE RS 1-Inch edition. With massive 1-inch sensors the Insta 360…
Pepperoni Pizza Costume for Cats
Give your little kitter friend a delicious slice of pepperoni pizza to wear around the house. Screw Dominos and Pizza Hut when your…
Realistic Bear Sleeping Bag
Have you ever wondered how bears keep warm through the deep chill of winter? How do they manage to hibernate deep in caves…
Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho Bear
Nothing tells your b***h “I love you” like a teddy bear telling her she’s “fine” as shit tho. Hand this stuffed bear to…

