There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Army Man Bazooka Wine Bottle Holder
bring out the heavy artillery for your wine bottles with this hilarious army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Guests to your home will…
Floating Beer Pong Table
What could be better than playing beer pong in the pool with your friends. Just throw this floating beer pong table in the…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Pimple Popper Tool Kit
Say goodbye to stray hairs and uninvited skin guests with this all-in-one beauty toolkit. Whether you are shaping your arches or tackling a…
Jabba The Hutt Coffee Mug
If you’re focuses on taking down the Empire you will enjoying sipping a hot coffee or even soup out of this XXL Jabba…
Insta360 GO 3
Say hello to the Insta360 GO 3, the tiny action camera that’s all about big adventures. This compact powerhouse can record in up…
Coffee Infused Maple Syrup
Add a coffee kick to your pancakes with this coffee infused maple syrup. Handmade in Brooklyn this maple syrup infused with stumptown coffee is…
Giant Angel Wings Pool Float
We know you’ve posed in front of angel wings graffiti at least once in your life. Now it’s time to upgrade to the…
Dinosaur Cookie Cutters
Cut yourself into the Jurassic age with these delightful dinosaur cookie cutters. Great for kids who love to be hands on in the…
Smiley Face Sandwich Cutter
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…

