There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Chunky Cat Plush Pillow
Cozy up with the ultimate feline companion – the chunky cat plush pillow. Oversized and irresistibly squishy, this feline-inspired pillow is crafted from…
Chip Bag Pillows
Unleash your love for your favorite snacks without any of the guilt with these chip bag pillows. Fashioned to look like jumbo versions…
Where’s Waldo Jigsaw Puzzle
You’re bound to find Waldo when assembling this massive 3,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. The 32×45 inch puzzle features hundreds of travelers and of…
Arnold Commando Bazooka iPhone Case
The 3 lenses on the iPhone 11 pro has caused quite the stir. Give people a laugh by highlighting your 3 lenses with…
Micro Series Bop It!
Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Everyone loves the classic game of Bop It and now you can enjoy it anywhere with the…
Pen Cap Utensils
Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the…
Arlo Video Doorbell
Bring a bit of security to your doorstep with the Arlo video doorbell. With people detection you’ll know anytime is coming to your…
Flask Belt Buckle
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt buckle.
Burled River Coffee Table
Add a touch of modern to your living room with this burled river coffee table, great for those with expensive tastes. This stunning…

