There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Catalina Crunch: Keto Friendly Cereal
If you are a keto addict and want to streamline your carb intake but miss having a bowl of cereal in the morning…
Golden Girls Monopoly
Two classics converge in the epic board game Monopoly: Golden Girls edition. It’s the perfect nostalgic gift for any Golden Girls fanatic or…
Pale Blue USB Rechargeable Batteries
Say goodbye to buying batteries with Pale Blue Earth’s convenient micro-USB rechargeable batteries! Pale Blue batteries charge 5 times faster than traditional rechargeable…
Apple Watch Series 6
The latest Apple Watch is here with an all new blood oxygen sensor. In addition to the new sensor the always-on screen is…
Game Boy Watch
Add some old school gaming to your fashion collection with this Nintendo Game Boy Watch. Best of all it has Super Mario alarm…
Giant Pasta Shaped Pool Floats
Dive into a world of culinary comfort with these Giant Pasta-Shaped Pool Floats! These whimsical inflatables come in the shape of your favorite…
Corkcicle Wine Chiller
The best way to chill wine? from the inside, the corkcicle chiller is a great way to avoid using a ice bucket. Just fill…
Hoppy Beer Soap
Beer lovers will love bathing in this hoppy IPA bar of soap. Made in the US with real beer these hoppy beer soap…
Indestructible iPhone Charging Cable
Sick and tired of iPhone charging cables breaking? Well Anker makes some of the best accessories for phones including batteries and charging cables.…
Little Red Plastic Party Cups
Ever with they made red party cups only for shots, well lil’ reds are for you. Getting wasted usually is a disposable time so these miniature red…

