There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Balloon Garland Kit
Add some color and fun to a party with this pastel balloon garland kit. If you’re hosting a graduation party or even a…
Thumb Wrestling Ring
All we wanted when we were kids was an official way to thumb wrestle, well now it’s here with the thumb wrestling ring…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Jabba The Hutt Coffee Mug
If you’re focuses on taking down the Empire you will enjoying sipping a hot coffee or even soup out of this XXL Jabba…
Heart Shaped Hard Boiled Egg Mold
Show someone you love them in the morning and care about their nutrition with this Heart Shaped mold for your hard boiled eggs.…
Viewable Root Garden
This delightful little garden offers education, nutrition, and entertainment! Grow your own veggies and watch the root process take place! It offers multiple…
8-Bit Mario Tie
For the formal gamer, this stylish silk Mario tie features crisp, clean pixel art based on the sprite from Super Mario World. It’s…
Campfire Popcorn Cooker
Elevate your campfire tales with some poppin’ snacks using this sturdy campfire popcorn cooker! Durable as your love for the outdoors, this metal…
Beer Briefcase
Keep your beers safe when you head to your buddies house for happy hour. Just slap a pair of handcuffs to this beer…
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…

