There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Homer In The Bushes Meme Ornament
Deck the halls with chuckles and grins, this Homer Simpson ornament is a holiday win! Straight from Springfield to your festive fir, Homer…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
TMNT Pajamas
Looking good while you’re asleep is important. Being ready to take down the Foot Clan at a moment’s notice is even more important.…
Amazon Echo Show 5
Add a smart display to any room with the Amazon Echo Show 5. The 5 inch display makes it perfect for the nightstand…
UrbanStems Subscription
You know what’s sweeter than receiving a bouquet of flowers? Receiving LOTS of bouquets over and over! And with an Urban Stems subscription,…
Rick and Morty Ugly Sweater
Make a blast at this Christmas at the ugly sweater party with this Rick and Morty themed ugly sweater. With “Happy Human Holiday” on…
Water Proof Socks
So there I was… deep in the jungles of Brazil with only a canteen of water and half a pack of Melba toast rounds.…
Legend of Zelda Piece of Heart
What better way to show your love than with this geeky Legend of Zelda heart. This piece of heart is 3 inches across…
Slash & Serve Meat Claws
Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and…

