There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Star Wars Self Stirring Mug
Use the force and stir up any delicious drinks in this Star Wars self stirring mug. Mix up hot cocoa or even coffee…
Samsung Galaxy S10
Samsung’s latest flagship phone is the Galaxy S10, loaded with the latest tech like 3 cameras and an under the glass fingerprint scanner.…
Wyze Smart Plug
The Wyze Plug will allow you to control your home from anywhere. The Wyze smart plug connects to your home wifi allowing you…
Thermacell E-Series Rechargeable Mosquito Repeller
Tired of being a mosquito magnet? Ditch the sticky, smelly sprays! The Thermacell E-Series creates a 20-foot, scent-free force field against pesky biters…
100 Deadly Skills Book
Look no further for the ultimate survival guide. 100 Deadly Skills is written by a retired Navy SEAL and covers everything from getting…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Dr. Who Tardis Doormat
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
Clic-Light Wearable Smart LED Bike Signal
Maximize your safety while on the road with this Clic-Light wearable smart LED bike signal! Be seen from a mile away (that’s 1,300…
Poo Emoji Shirt
Say this meeting is poo with this poo emoji covered button down shirt. One of the most popular emojis is now immortalized in…
Time Magazine Cover Mirror
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty mirror. Made famous by the movie The…

