There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat
Who doesn’t love the taste of a Kit Kat, gimme a break! Treat your sweet tooth to something new with this cheesecake flavored…
Fruit Infuser Water Bottle
Stay healthy during the day with a fruit infuser water bottle. Perfect for when you’re on the go but want a bit of…
Ant Filled Watch
Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled…
Game of Thrones Sword Letter Opener
Slice through the letters and armor like a true champion of war with this Game of Thrones letter opener. Engage in combat and…
Mimosa Glasses
Start your brunch off right with these playful champagne glasses with the recipe for mimosas printed on the side. One part OJ and two…
Spyder Pong Game Set
Can’t decide between table tennis, volleyball, or four square? Now you don’t have to! Spyder Pong smashes them all into one ridiculously fun…
Nest Cam IQ: Smart Security Camera
The next generation of home security cameras is here with the Nest Cam IQ. You may be familiar with Nest’s thermostat or smoke…
Batman Snuggie
The Dark Knight rises… in warmth with this classic Batman snuggie. Who needs to defend innocent civilians when you can sit in the…
Oculus Quest 2
The Oculus Quest has been one of the most popular Virtual Reality devices over the past few years. Facebook has launched their successor…
Star Wars Family Car Stickers
Is your family one with the force? Than show everyone with the Star Wars family decals for your car or minivan. Comes with 50…

