There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Anker Magnetic Desktop Charging Station
Any iPhone user who charges at their desk will love the Anker magnetic desktop charging station. Included is a MagSafe charger on the…
Foam Cannon Car Wash Blaster
Wash your car with the Foam Cannon Car Wash Blaster and get a squeaky clean ride without any scratching or damage. Designed with…
Outdoor Tarp Dragging Yard Tool
Dragging heavy loads just got a whole lot easier with this outdoor tarp-dragging yard tool. No need for a team of strongmen, this…
Bug Zapper Lightbulb
Get rid of those pesky bugs from your door step with this bug zapper light bulb. No more mosquitoes on your pouch when…
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this…
Giant 6 Foot Soccer Ball
Kicking around a regular soccer ball can be fun but why not step it up a notch with this massive 6 foot tall…
Pac-Man Ghost Lamp
Everyone remembers the ghosts that chase you all over Pac-Man. Now any retro gamer can relish the 8-bit era with this Pac-Man ghost…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Meta Quest Pro VR Headset
The Quest Pro brings a high end VR experience to the masses. With incredible optics, full-color mixed reality, and a new slim design…
Animal Crossing Nook Family Hoodie
Fans of Animal Crossing will love rocking this hoodie with the Nook family portrait. Without the phrase Animal Crossing on the hoodie it’ll…

