There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Putt Putt Pool
Quit playing pool on a table and golf at a golf course and combine the two with putt putt pool. Just roll out…
F**K Rug
Say hello to the F**k Rug: a daring and playful way to add some attitude to your floors while keeping them spick and…
Deep Sea Diver Tea Strainer
Holy deep sea diver this is adorable… If you or someone you know is a fan of loose leaf tea we are incredibly…
Vintage Trench Lighter
Ignite your life with the Vintage Trench Lighter – a fusion of creativity and durability. Crafted from high-quality brass, it boasts a unique…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Magical Unicorn Mask
OK friends… It is time to get magical up in this piece. Embrace your inner beauty by showing it on your exterior with…
Photo Coasters
Who doesn’t love to relive their favorite memories in photo form. These glass photo coasters will allow you to slide in any of…
Inflatable Hunk Pool Float
Bask in the sun while this hunk keeps you afloat. His personable smile and cool sunglasses add to his charm as he holds…
Hi, I’m Mat Doormat
Hi, I’m Mat… of but of course! A clever doormat that says its name is Mat. Especially great for the home of someone…
Toblerone Jumbo, 4.5kg Candy Bar
This chocolate bar is not for the feint of heart. It is not recommended to be consumed in one sitting and absolutely not…

