There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Laser Cut City Maps
Create a custom city laser cut wooden map of you favorite place. This detailed maps designed by CityWood are sure to fit perfectly…
Bird-Shaped Cocktail Glass
Sip in style and let your drinks take flight with this bird-shaped cocktail glass! It’s not just a glass, it’s a statement piece…
Sprinkle Donut Throw Pillow
Indulge in a sweet treat without the guilt with these sprinkle donut throw pillows. These tantalizingly soft pillows come in regular or extra-large…
Pillow Rick
Add some interdimensional madness to your bedtime routine with Pillow Rick. This hand-sewn, fluffy, and cuddly pillow is designed to be your new…
Slash & Serve Meat Claws
Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and…
Goku Uniform Hoodie
Rock this hoodie everyday and true Dragon Ball Z fans will recognize your power levels.
Hello, Newman Welcome Mat
Greet your enemies in style with the Hello, Newman welcome mat. Give them a taste of their own medicine by calling them out…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Pokemon Snorlax Bean Bag Chair
Who hasn’t wanted to take a nap on Snorlax’s belly! Well now you can with this Snorlax Bean Bag Chair. Almost 4 feet…
Cactus Pen Holder
Show your love for cacti at the office with this cactus pen holder. With magnetic branches you can even hold paper clips on…

