There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Funny Toilet Timer Gag Gift
Some people treat the bathroom like a personal reading lounge. This wooden Toilet Timer, a little sand hourglass stamped with this is a…
Ko-Axis Rail Pen
Bring comfort and style to your next note taking session with the Ko_axis rail pen. Its unique flat and wide design offers new…
One Gallon Flask
For the adventurous heavy drinker this one gallon flask will exceed all of your publicly drunken dreams. Strap this on your back and…
Choose Your Misadventure: Online Dating
Everyone has been on an awful Tinder date, why not relive those repressed memories in the form of an ebook! Take on the…
PlayStation VR2 (PSVR2) Headset
Hand a PS5 owner a whole new console disguised as a headset. PlayStation VR2 drops you inside the game with dual 4K HDR…
Animal Crossing Leaf Earrings
These handmade sterling silver earrings, modeled after Animal Crossing’s distinctive leaf design, are recognizable to gamers while being tasteful enough to be admired…
Full Length Wavy Mirror
Transform your living space into a dynamic spectacle with the Full-Length Wavy Mirror. Standing tall at 72 inches with a width of 37…
Back to The Future Hover Board Doormat
Finally a place to wipe off your self-lacing sneakers. This hilarious Back to the Future Hoverboard doormat is sure to give all visitors…
Joe Exotic For President Shirt
Make America Exotic Again! With this Joe Exotic 2020 shirt, you’ll show your support for the true tiger king. No matter your political…
Swannies: Glasses for Gamers & Techies
With holiday festivities around the corner, ’tis the season to ensure you and your loved ones get enough zzz’s. Innovative Swannies blue light…

