There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Hello Beautiful Birthday Box
Surprise and delight your best friend with this birthday party in a box! Filled to the brim with goodies tailored to celebrate and…
Bat Signal Projector
Just what every Batman fan needs to summon Batman whenever they are in trouble. This Bat signla projector works indoor or out and…
Definitely Not A Trap Door Doormat
You know sometimes having a trap door at your front door would be convenient for pesky salesmen and your in-laws. This hilarious doormat…
Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster
The force is strong in this one. Bring Darth Vader to every breakfast with this Star Wars toaster that burns in Vader’s image…
All White 1000 Piece Puzzle
For those who are addicted to pain you’ll lose your mind assembling this 1000 piece puzzle of pure white. With no way to…
Bob Ross Lego Set
Everyone loves the hippie paint icon Bob Ross, who hasn’t enjoyed a few hours of Bob Ross painting bushes on his TV show.…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Portable NES/SNES Game System
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros,…
The Office Pam’s Watercolor Painting
Any fan of The Office will remember Pam’s watercolor painting of Dunder Mifflin. Remember the episode forever with this print of Pam’s watercolor.
Here Comes Amazon Christmas Doormat
Here comes Amazon, Here Comes Amazon, Right down my driveway! The holidays are upon us and we already know you’ll be having a…

