There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Average Day Watch
Sleep, work, meeting, work, travel, socialize, eat, tv, sleep repeat. Admit it life is the same every single day, so why not represent…
Skeleton Cauldron Candle
Set the mood for a hauntingly atmospheric evening with the skeleton cauldron candle. Crafted with meticulous detail, this candle not only illuminates the…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Poop Emoji Pillow
Finally show your love for the famous poop emoji with this 1 foot tall poop emoji pillow. Perfect to furnish a bathroom or…
Field Notes: National Parks Series
Any adventurous note taker will love jotting down their thoughts in these National Park themed Field Notes. This pack of 3 notebooks features…
Christmas Vacation Sh*tter’s Full Ugly Christmas Sweater
Fans of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation will get a hoot out of this appropriately inappropriate ugly sweater! Perfect for enjoying the silent majesty…
Half Gallon Motivational Water Bottle
Make Hydration A Priority- Whether you are an athlete or simply not drinking enough water, HydroMATE is for you. Hydration is essential to…
Fortunes Against Humanity
Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find…
Spyder Pong Game Set
Can’t decide between table tennis, volleyball, or four square? Now you don’t have to! Spyder Pong smashes them all into one ridiculously fun…

