There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Fc*k that Sh*t: The Classy Toilet Spray
Spray the bowl. Spray the air. Spray your poo for all we care. Just take care of business with the invigorating scent of…
Premium BOBA Tea Kit
Bring the teahouse experience into your own kitchen with this delicious DIY tea kit! Packed with organic matcha, jasmine, and Earl Grey teas,…
A Hole Grand Canyon Poster
Add a dash of humor and a touch of the majestic to your teen’s room with the A Hole Grand Canyon poster. This…
Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
Beat some meat to submission with this fantastic kitchen tool. With it’s groved base these brass knuckles with attached meat tenderizer can provide…
Laser Saber
We are constantly getting close to crafting a true light saber. A light saber modeled after the ideas from Star Wars. This Laser…
Tracksuit Tuxedo
Want to look good enough to get married but still be ready to run a marathon (you know, in case you change your…
Camera Lens Kitchen Timer
Taking photos in the kitchen is always a blast, so a great way to remind yourself of photography adventures is with this. Disguised…
Amazon Alexa Echo Studio
Bring high quality audio to your home with the Amazon Alexa Echo Studio. This Alexa powered speaker featuring high quality “3D sound” and…
How Not to Be Helpful: An Illustrated Guide for Thoughtless Adults
How Not to Be Helpful is the hilarious guidebook for the sane and confused. Do people around you make zero sense? Do you…

