There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Tiny Little Hands
Take your first step on the way to vine stardom with these miniature baby hands, any regular activity instantly becomes hilarious when done…
Remote Control Flying Shark
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a…
Sherpa Moccasin Pet Bed
Whether you have a cat or a dog they’ll love lounging in this oversized moccasin pet bed. Your pet will love to take a…
Deluxe Gift Box of Nothing
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
Welcome to Scranton Unofficial Coloring Book
Bored at work? Skip the spreadsheet and channel your inner Pam Beesly! This unofficial coloring book features 20 intricate, hand-drawn illustrations inspired by…
Personalized Zelda Portrait
GPT Level up your wall game with a Personalized Zelda Portrait, where you’re the hero of your own Hyrule adventure! Choose to go…
Flippin’ Fantastic Mini Pancake Maker
Tired of runny pancakes that don’t look as pristine as they taste? Want to create cute, uniform pancakes in a mess free way?…
Smiley Face Sandwich Cutter
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Pearl Boba Milk Tea Bath Mat
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…
Keychain Breathalyzer
So many people these days think they’re good to drive after a night of drinking. A DUI or hurting someone is not fun!…

