There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Collapsible Kayak
If you’ve ever been in a kayak you know how much fun they can be on a backcountry trip. The only thing is…
Pizza Beach Blanket
Why bring a slice to the beach when you can bring a whole pizza! Lounge out on this delicious pizza beach blanket. With…
Tesla Cybertruck
Tesla takes pick up truck performance to the max with Cybertruck. This uniquely designed truck can go 0-60 in 2.9 seconds with the…
Combination Wine Bottle Lock
Sick of people getting into your liquor, or just don’t want to be able to access more wine if you’re too drunk? Well…
Mushroom Lamp
Enhance your bedside ambiance with the Mushroom Lamp. Crafted from a combination of rich walnut and sleek beech wood, this mushroom-shaped lamp boasts…
Razer Project Hazel Face Mask
With a build in N95 respirator, voice enhancing technology and an air-tight seal Razer’s project hazel promises the world’s smartest mask. Best of…
Smart Ass University Diploma
With these sassy university diplomas, anyone can graduate to a life of sass. Add a catchy dedication and your friend’s name to make…
Cat Paw Oven Mitts
Cat lovers will want to get their mitts on these cat paw oven mitts. These catastic oven mitts will do a great job…
Skin Picking Fidget Toy
With the help of our unique skin-picking fidget toy, stop touching your hair and nails! This tactile toy, which comes in a rainbow…
JJMax Princess Series Character Socks
Every girl’s dream was just actualized through these adorable Princess Series Character Socks from JJMax. (The swing set princess socks are the real…

