There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Pearl Boba Milk Tea Bath Mat
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…
Seinfeld Quote Coasters
Protect your coffee table with these hilarious Seinfeld Quote Coasters. Each set includes four coasters, each with a different quote from the show.…
Snapchat Spectacles v2
Addicted too Snapchat? Step up your videos and photos with the new Snapchat Spectacles v2. The Snapchat Spectacles are a pair of glasses…
Dwight Schrute The Mask Sequin Pillow
Who could forget when Dwight cut the face off the CPR training dummy in The Office. Relive the iconic scene every day with…
Ant Filled Watch
Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled…
FunBites Food Cutter
Have a picky eater at home? Looking for a way to change things up and get your kid to try some new foods?…
Carnivore Club Gift Box
What guy doesn’t love a box of meat. The Carnivore club foo box offers 4-6 cure meats making it the perfect snack gift…
Pu94 Gaming Mouse
You know what’s better than a joystick on a mouse? Two joysticks! Especially when one of those consists of the upper shell of…
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
Amazon Prime Membership
Amazon Prime is so useful that you might as well be giving someone an entire year of their life back. For many people…