There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Critical Hit D20 Ice Mold
Sip strong at your next D&D gathering with D20 ice cubes using this ice mold. Also effective for about 1-2 die rolls, unless…
Star Wars BB-8 Toy
The new Star Wars may not be out yet but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it’s awesome new droids. This indeed is…
Playdate: Portable Hand Crank Powered Games
Give your portable gaming addiction a twist with Playdate. This hand crank powered portable gaming system is built by the people behind Firewatch.…
M3 MacBook Pro
Elevate your computing experience with Apple’s cutting-edge M3 MacBook Pro. Available in both 14″ and 16″ sizes, this laptop features a stunning Liquid…
Harry Potter Cookbook
Finally you can feel like you’re dining in the Great Hall with this Harry Potter cookbook! With breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert recipies,…
Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower
Spice up their margarita game with the Cocktail Sugar & Salts Tower, a must-have for any adventurous cocktail connoisseur. This tower features custom-made…
Minimalist Elaine Poster
Looking to spruce up your living space with some Seinfeld-inspired art? Look no further than this minimalist Elaine poster. This piece captures one…
Colored Smoke Grenades
Whether you’re trying to add an interesting flare to your photography or just love how cool smoke bombs are it’s worth picking these…
Chip Bag Pillows
Unleash your love for your favorite snacks without any of the guilt with these chip bag pillows. Fashioned to look like jumbo versions…
Rainbow Sprinkler
Bring a bit of colorful fun to your yard with this giant inflatable rainbow sprinkler. At 5.5 feet tall kids and adults will…

