Asshole Repellent

There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.

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Desk lamps are sweet, so why not have an oversized one? This eight foot floor lamp is designed to look like those sweet…

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Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…

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Gamers are familiar with WASD on their keyboard since it’s used in movement in most games. These stainless steel keycaps will upgrade anyone’s…

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These handmade sterling silver earrings, modeled after Animal Crossing’s distinctive leaf design, are recognizable to gamers while being tasteful enough to be admired…

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