Asshole Repellent

There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.

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Finally anyone can shop at their local Whole Foods rocking a man bun. The man bun visor adds a realistic man bun to…

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Prank your friends, coworkers, or even strangers with these stacks of fake $100 bills. Why actually earn a pile of money when you…

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Fans of Steven Universe are sure to recognize this iconic Cheeseburger Backpack. Perfect for carrying your lettuce filled lunch to school or work. You…

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Add a bit of disbelief to your daunting bookshelf in your reading room with this falling books bookend. The clever design showcases a coupling…

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Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…

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Remember everywhere you’ve travelled with this gold scratch off map. Once you’ve visited a new country just grab a coin and scratch off…

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