Asshole Repellent

There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.

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Light up your desk just like a sweet cup of boba-tea lights up your face! This battery powered light reveals shadows of boba…

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Any art fan will recognize this melting clock from Salvador Dali painting “The Persistence of Memory”. Fantastic to add an artsy touch to the…

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Will you do ANYTHING for pizza? Well now you can show people what you’re really about with this Pizza Slut shirt. Screw coupons…

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