There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Trying to ruin someone’s big day? or maybe your pal loves a good gag. Well these abusive balloons are sure to deflate any…
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail…
Are you a giant ick, or do you possess a giant ick? This Ick Mug is perfect for you. Even if you, like…
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
With Amazon’s new “Dash” button, many household products are now literally just a button push away. Running out of razors? Hit the Gillete…
This bubble candle will be a stylish touch to just about any room. Each candle is made out of high-quality soy wax with…
Give your gifts an explosive upgrade. This wrapping paper is pre-stuffed with confetti that bursts out for a surprise shower once it is…
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Terrifying other’s pets with this raptor costume for your dog will be easy. The raptor costume comes with foam raptor head piece with…
Craving for some galactic nostalgia? Light up the Homesick Tatooine Scented Candle and be whisked away to the iconic desert planet from Star…
Give your greenery a little more pizzazz with the Plant-House houseplant treehouse kit! It’s the perfect gift for the plant-lover in your life…
Keep your holiday treats in the quirkiest crib on the block with the Clark Griswold house cookie jar! This isn’t just a cookie…
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