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Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…
Nothing will put you in the Christmas spirit than this “Meh” Christmas tree ornament. Show your enthusiasm for the holiday with this hilarious…
Start a new job off right by bringing this “How To Get Fired On Your First Day” notebook to the office. This book…
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Finally you can turn anyone into a mini voodoo doll. Treat them nice and give them a hug or grab a pack of…
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
Finally a mug that tells it like it is, a hilarious mug that is sure to get a laugh at the office. With “Basic…
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. 😛 While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Relax with the neck hammock, this tiny hammock for your head is designed to attach to any door and relieve any neck or…
Keep your beers safe when you head to your buddies house for happy hour. Just slap a pair of handcuffs to this beer…
Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With…
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
Nothing tells your b***h “I love you” like a teddy bear telling her she’s “fine” as shit tho. Hand this stuffed bear to…
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Everyone loves Pacman so why not add something retro to your fridge at home. Slap these on any metal surface and you’ll be…
Sometimes we need to keep our loot safe. This is one of those times. Check out this adorable 8-bit treasure chest, prepared to…
Love fondue but sick of sharing with everyone? Give you and your guests a personal mug of fondue deliciousness. Whether you’re making chocolate…
Will you do ANYTHING for pizza? Well now you can show people what you’re really about with this Pizza Slut shirt. Screw coupons…
Have a picky eater at home? Looking for a way to change things up and get your kid to try some new foods?…
Halloween is coming and you are planning to impress everybody but don’t know what to wear? Or maybe you are just an artist…
It’s always a pain to have a low battery on your iPhone, especially in case of an emergency. This keychain lightning charger comes…
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to…
The lack of notes on your wrist is quite apparent now, but wait! Wrist watch sticky notes are here to save you. These…
The most effective use of this product is waking your kids up in the morning and convincing them that you went out to…
If you’re one of those men who can’t tie a tie, well this tie is perfect, the how tie provides instructions on how…
The most stalwart of guardians are here to defend your bedroom with the power of LIGHT! There is a bright spot in the…
