Asshole Repellent

There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.

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Finally anyone can shop at their local Whole Foods rocking a man bun. The man bun visor adds a realistic man bun to…

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Prank your friends, coworkers, or even strangers with these stacks of fake $100 bills. Why actually earn a pile of money when you…

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Snuggle in style with this massive knit blanket to keep you warm. With its unique giant knitting this blanket is sure to stand…

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Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…

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If your family isn’t awkward enough and isn’t up for taking some sweet family selfies, then you absolutely need this on your coffee…

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