Asshole Repellent

There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.

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This wonderfully colorful and detailed flower chart boasts a beautiful bouquet of flowering plants. Over 50 varieties of flower are both colorfully drawn…

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Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…

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This smokeless and ventless fireplace will add a modern style to just about any room. Just place this tabletop fireplace on a dining…

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Whether you need a gift for a new dad or your dad just about anyone will appreciate this book full of dad jokes.…

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Push through your party’s dry spell with a game of Spin the Shot! With a quick flick the drink arrow will spin around…

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