There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
The Window Catio
Say hello to the furr-ocious window Catio – the purrfect solution for giving your indoor kitty a taste of the great outdoors. No…
Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
Meow The Book for Cats
Only one word can describe the perspective of a cap. Meow the book is loaded with one word and one word only, that…
Porn for Women Book
Nothing turns women on more than a clean house, well now there is a book full of men completing these sensual tasks. From…
Mini Desktop Artillery Cannon
Ready to conquer writer’s block? This pocket-sized desktop cannon is meticulously crafted from stainless steel and aluminum, complete with a movable axle and…
Instant Coffee Capsules
Load up on caffeine with these instant coffee capsules. Handcrafted with small trade arabica beans these freeze dried coffee crystals will give you pour…
Unicork – Unicorn Bottle Opener & Corkscrew
As both a functional and decorative item, the Unicork makes for an excellent gift to anyone who enjoys unicorn novelties. This beer and…
Gear Shift Hoodie
Your car deserves to look just as cool as you do. Give your ride the fashion-forward upgrade it needs with one of these…
Tiny Spincast Fidget Novelty Reel
Keep your hands busy and your mind relaxed with this handy little fishing reel! Perfect for fidgety folks, this twenty-inch rod comes with…
Pie Piece Key Ring Charm
Show off your love for pastries and personalize your belongings with this pie piece key ring charm. Available with an initial, bead, or…

