Asshole Repellent

There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.

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Finally anyone can shop at their local Whole Foods rocking a man bun. The man bun visor adds a realistic man bun to…

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Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…

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Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled…

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