There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Wall Mounted Can Crusher
Some people are just ok at recycling cans… Others absolutely CRUSH it… Seriously, think about how much space you waste tossing tall cans into…
Botanical Flowers Chart
This wonderfully colorful and detailed flower chart boasts a beautiful bouquet of flowering plants. Over 50 varieties of flower are both colorfully drawn…
Hockey Puck Bottle Opener
The thought on everyone’s mind while playing hockey is, hey why isn’t this hockey puck a bottle opener? well finally there is a…
Star Wars Face Masks
Now safety and style meet with these cool face masks printed with iconic Star Wars characters! Turns out that the reason that galaxy…
DJI Pocket 2
Bring high quality stable footage anywhere with the DJI Pocket 2! This tiny camera features stunning 4K image quality on a self balancing…
Bottle Opener Fidget Spinner
Finally a way to fidget and drink a few brews. This fidget spinner bottle opener will be able to crack beers on the…
Multi-Tool Belt Buckle
GO GO GADGET… Yes. You’ve always wanted to be incredibly equipped. Stuffed with gadgets, motors, extendable limbs, etc… The truth is, very few…
Cat Battle Armor
If your cat spends any time out in the wild it’s time to level them up with this cat battle armor. Your cat will…
Unicorn Lamp
Two Words: Brilliant Majesty. This splendid unicorn lamp will be the shining star in your room or office. It’s hand crafted and carries…
Rick and Morty Light Up Portal Gun
Go on an adventure with this Rick and Morty light up portal gun. Just shoot it on the wall and hop thru! Kidding…