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The classic game of Monopoly has been updated for millennials. No longer will you be collecting cash and properties but getting experience points…
In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets…
Everyone knows someone who can use some positive energy, it may even be you! Spread the good vibes with this Bob Ross positive…
Finally anyone can shop at their local Whole Foods rocking a man bun. The man bun visor adds a realistic man bun to…
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
What is this an Etch A Sketch for ants!, well yes actually. This is the world’s smallest Etch A Sketch, perfect for tiny…
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Screw traditional pillows, you can finally sleep like a baker with this giant bread loaf pillow. Whether you are taking a nap or…
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Finally a product that will actually improve your life. This giant peel and stick Asian old man will motivate you through the toughest…
Add a bit of class to your home with this hilarious F**k It cross stitch pattern with wreath! This PDF will give you…
Bask in the sun while this hunk keeps you afloat. His personable smile and cool sunglasses add to his charm as he holds…
Buying the latest Apple products can be financially draining. Replace your tech addition with the Twelve South Inspire: Mac Candle No. 2, designed…
Prank your friends, coworkers, or even strangers with these stacks of fake $100 bills. Why actually earn a pile of money when you…
We all know the office lingo, “Let’s take this offline”, “Synergy”, “The Cloud”, all of your favorites are here. These office buzzword coffee mugs…
Create a custom city laser cut wooden map of you favorite place. This detailed maps designed by CityWood are sure to fit perfectly…
Snuggle in style with this massive knit blanket to keep you warm. With its unique giant knitting this blanket is sure to stand…
Tired of obeying the law and avoiding death? Be a daredevil and break rules with this Fake Seatbelt T-shirt. Certain to fool those…
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Enjoy the nature of the outdoors with spectacular clarity using this One-Way-Mirror Bird Feeder. It securely attaches to your window allowing you to…
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
Apple has updated their AirPods for 2019 with “Hey Siri” built in and better battery life. Best of all you can get a…
Give the lady in your life a gift she really wants, a foot rub! These cozy socks that read ‘if you can read this,…
If your family isn’t awkward enough and isn’t up for taking some sweet family selfies, then you absolutely need this on your coffee…
Unleash a storm of bullets upon your drink with the ice cubes in the shape of AK47 bullets, best served the same way…
If you’re a coffee addict you know how annoying it can be to leave your desk and come back to a sad cold…
Tired of plain old chewing gum, well now you can make your own with the make your own chewing gum kit, great for…
Never get the sides of your soap mixed up again with this Butt and Face soap bar. Face written on one side and butt…
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Crush odor from your gym bag and shoes with this antimicrobial odor eliminator. These little capsules are designed to absorb odors and eliminate…
