There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Abusive Balloons
Trying to ruin someone’s big day? or maybe your pal loves a good gag. Well these abusive balloons are sure to deflate any…
Willie Egg Fryer
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
Dick Belt
Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail…
Ick Mug
Are you a giant ick, or do you possess a giant ick? This Ick Mug is perfect for you. Even if you, like…
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Boomf Boxes
We’ve all been there: the holidays are just around the corner, you have NO IDEA what to get for someone you care about,…
Camera Roll Tissue Dispenser Box
Any photographer will love this tissue box designed to look like an old roll of film. Plus it even works as a toilet…
Power-Up Arcade Light Switch
Old school gamers will appreciate this light switch, using a joystick to turn your lights off and on will remind you off those endless nights…
Cat Battle Armor
If your cat spends any time out in the wild it’s time to level them up with this cat battle armor. Your cat will…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Sonos Ace Headphones
Elevate your audio experience with Sonos Ace Headphones, featuring custom-designed drivers for high-fidelity sound and spatial audio for a hyperrealistic 3D soundstage. Enjoy…
Razer Raiju Elite PS4 Gaming Controller
If you’re an avid PS4 gamer you can get a bit jealous of the Xbox elite controller. With additional buttons, presets, and sensitivity…
Lamborghini Murcielago Kid’s Car
Lamborghini Mercy, your kid will look so ballin’ in this matte black working Lamborghini Murcielago. With it’s working LED lights, reverse and forward gears…
Carry-On Cocktail Kit: Gin & Tonic
Board your plane while being prepared to make a cocktail with this carry-on cocktail kit which will allow you to mix three gin…
Death Star Light Up Beach Ball
Bring a bit of the dark side to the pool with this Death Star light up beach ball. This huge Death Star has…

