There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Metal Wine Rack
Every house could use a fully loaded wine shelf. This metal wine rack is an elegant and modern storage solution for wine bottles.…
The Butt Towel
Get the perfect ass you’ve always wanted with this Butt Towel. Impress the babes and bros at the beach with a perfectly shaped,…
Arlo Pro 3 Floodlight Camera
Add a bit of security to your home with the new Arlo Pro 3 floodlight camera. With a crisp 2k HDR video feed…
The Office Scott’s Tots Shirt
One fateful day an up-and-coming businessman made a promise to a room full of 3rd graders. These individuals are known as “Scott’s Tots.”…
Sonos Beam with Alexa
Upgrade your TV’s audio quality with the Sonos Beam. You’ll enjoy great audio from TV and movies plus have the ability to use…
Fiber Optic Hoodie
This hoodie embedded with fiber optic wire is perfect to light up any rave. With over 1/2 a mile of fiber optic wire in…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Whiskey Soap
The perfect gift for whiskey lovers, this whiskey soap bar is made from Kentucky bourbon for that rich and oaky scent. Made with…
Smartphone Selfie Ring Light
Take the ultimate selfies with this ring light for your smartphone. Built for the perfect selfie at anytime of day, no more blurry…
DON’T GET STABBED! The Card Game
DON’T GET STABBED! is an easy to learn party game where you get to kill your family and friends (for pretend). The game…