Asshole Repellent

There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.

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The perfect glowing light for a Playstation gamer’s gaming den. This Playstation light also includes a controller to change the color of the…

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Most Reddit users will approve of these glasses. Designed to look like the iconic look of disapproval any internet geek should understand the reference and…

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