If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your bacon this handy gadget holds your bacon up using metal clips. It also comes with a metal dipping cup for those who want to dunk their bacon.
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Yoga Joes
Keep the peace with this collection of Yoga Joes action figures. These green army men aren’t carrying weapons but enjoying Yoga. With classic…
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Street Fighter 2 Super Turbo Portraits
Fighting game fans rejoice! What better way to remember the Street Fighter 2 than with these unique pixel perfect portraits. These 8×10 inch…
Prank Money Wads
Prank your friends, coworkers, or even strangers with these stacks of fake $100 bills. Why actually earn a pile of money when you…
Outdoor Tarp Dragging Yard Tool
Dragging heavy loads just got a whole lot easier with this outdoor tarp-dragging yard tool. No need for a team of strongmen, this…
Solar Powered Keyboard
Ever felt the desire to do some serious blogging outside? This keyboard will serve some serious justice by absorbing the power of the…
“I’m Playing Fortnite” Socks
We all know someone who plays Fortnite way too much, these Fortnite socks are sure to make the perfect gift for a Fortnite…
Personalized YouTube Subscriber Count Display
Lights, camera, bragging rights! Showcase your YouTube stardom with this handmade Personalized YouTube Subscriber Count Display. This nifty gadget connects to your Wi-Fi…
Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser
Add a bit of the Dark Side to your next dinner party with this Darth Vader toothpick dispenser or gift it to a geek!…
Chunky Cat Plush Pillow
Cozy up with the ultimate feline companion – the chunky cat plush pillow. Oversized and irresistibly squishy, this feline-inspired pillow is crafted from…