If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your bacon this handy gadget holds your bacon up using metal clips. It also comes with a metal dipping cup for those who want to dunk their bacon.
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Piper Computer Kit
This one is for young programmers and computer enthusiasts. The Piper computer Kit allows you to build your own computer and learn some…
Pizza Puzzle
Finally pizza in the form you’ve been craving, a pizza puzzle! This delicious looking puzzle will have you assembling a slice of pizza.
Harry Potter Uno Card Game
500 points to Gryffindor! Finally a Harry Potter Uno game featuring your favorite characters, with the classic rules.
Underwater Gliding Towable Board
If wakeboarding feels like a fast track to a faceplant, this underwater glider is your ticket to actually enjoying the water. You hold…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks Calendar
Who wouldn’t want to start their day with zero f*cks. Full of sarcastic remarks daily this Zero F*cks Calendar is the perfect gift…
Cat Hamster Wheel
The Cat Wheel Company’s ”Black Toy-Go-Round Cat Exercise Wheel” is the perfect outlet for high-energy cats! Fashioned after the smaller wheels commonly found…
World’s Smallest Boom Box
If you want to blast tunes at your desk without losing space, this tiny speaker is ridiculous in the best way. It connects…
Lego Piggy Bank
Save money and have fun doing it! This 148-piece construct your own piggy bank will entertain you as you create it, and help…
Fire Truck Hot Sauce Sampler
Bring the heat to the hot saucer lover in your life with this unique fire truck hot sauce sampler. Included are 6 unique…






