Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served in. A revolution in breakfast science. A breakthrough in all that is bacon. Buy this or you are an idiot.
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Catalina Crunch: Keto Friendly Cereal
If you are a keto addict and want to streamline your carb intake but miss having a bowl of cereal in the morning…
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Shark Attack Bowl
Have a snack, if you dare! Chow down with this shark attack bowl, perfect for your shark week party or even a bowl of…
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$29.99
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
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$24.99
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
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Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
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Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
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$53.99
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
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$22.10
Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…
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Bacon Bandaids
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
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$7.60
Wall Mounted Can Crusher
Some people are just ok at recycling cans… Others absolutely CRUSH it… Seriously, think about how much space you waste tossing tall cans into…
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$13.49
Micro Series Bop It!
Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Everyone loves the classic game of Bop It and now you can enjoy it anywhere with the…
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$10.99
Inflatable Car Air Mattress
Camping is a blast but setting up a tent can be a pain. Why set up a tent when you have a perfectly…
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Smartphone Breathalyzer
Never know if you’re too drunk to drive home? well you most likely shouldn’t be driving but with this Breathometer Smartphone Breathalyzer you’ll be…
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$34.48
24k Gold Rolling Papers
Hook up your green with some gold this season. These Shine 24k Gold Rolling Papers are an excellent way to enjoy what you…
Sleeping Cat Pillow
Who doesn’t feel relaxed seeing a sleeping cat in the corner. This sleeping cat pillow is a perfect way to add a relaxing…
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$30.00
Satan’s Blood Hot Sauce
Just staring at the bottle puts a fiery glow in your eyes. Pop the cap and you’ll feel Satan’s heat rush through your…
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$16.74
Battleship USB Hub
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB…
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Portable Snack Storage Jars
Have an OCD-like affinity for organized snacking? Perfect! This quadruple stack of storage compartments is bound to be your BFF 😉 Created for…
Doctor Who – The Tenth Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver
Call me Doctor. Not quite as fancy as the one on the show, but a practical little gadget none the less. Look like…
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$49.99