Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served in. A revolution in breakfast science. A breakthrough in all that is bacon. Buy this or you are an idiot.
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Catalina Crunch: Keto Friendly Cereal
If you are a keto addict and want to streamline your carb intake but miss having a bowl of cereal in the morning…
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$39.00
Shark Attack Bowl
Have a snack, if you dare! Chow down with this shark attack bowl, perfect for your shark week party or even a bowl of…
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$28.89
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
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$24.99
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
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Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
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Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
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$22.10
Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…
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Bacon Bandaids
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
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$5.69
Fondue Mugs
Love fondue but sick of sharing with everyone? Give you and your guests a personal mug of fondue deliciousness. Whether you’re making chocolate…
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Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
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Personalized Face Luggage
It’s not vanity. It’s just hilarious and logical ;)I mean, who’s gonna mistakenly snatch your luggage when it’s covered with your precious punim?…
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Thumb Wrestling Ring
All we wanted when we were kids was an official way to thumb wrestle, well now it’s here with the thumb wrestling ring…
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Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
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$11.73
Samsung Galaxy S9
Samsung is back with the latest Galaxy device, the Samsung Galaxy S9 and S9+. Packed with the most modern technology the S9 focuses…
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$582.14
Nintendo Bedding
Kick it old school and hop into your favorite console for a deep, relaxing sleep. These Nintendo Bed Sheets put the game in…
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$189.00
I Speak French (Fries) T-Shirt
You may not be bilingual but if you love french fries you’ll love this shirt! This hilarious shirt with “I Speak French (Fries)”…
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$27.00
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent on…
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The Walking Dead: Compendium One
You love the TV show so check out the compendium! More story for you that chronicles the experiences of the characters from the…
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