Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done it.
Regardless of your experience with bacon and wearing it, we are here to provide you with a safe, non-greasy option to feel one with your favorite breakfast delicacy.
Impress your friends and co-workers. Who wants to wear a silly branded lanyard? Why market someone else’s product for free? Liberate yourself and go full on bacon.
The only thing that could make this Bacon Lanyard better is if it actually had a bacon scent…. then again how would you control your appetite if that were the case?
Give your best friend a reminder of a special location in each other’s lives. These custom necklaces can be personalized with coordinates and…
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
The beauty of this necklace is only enhanced by the subtle, yet stunningly detailed gem solar system. Thinkgeek has outdone themselves with this…
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Harry Potter is great for a number of reasons. The beauty, sass, intellect, and savvy of Hermione is absolutely one of those reasons.…
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Keep your kid as strong as a ninja with this Ninja Warrior obstacle course designed for kids. With support for up to 250 pounds…
Spruce up your home with these beautiful little cactus candles. A fantastic way to add western vibes to any party or just your home…
Finally your iPhone can keep you cool with this fan that goes in the bottom of your iPhone.
Hot tubs can cost thousands of dollars not including installation. Finally you can enjoy a warm soak without the massive costs with this…
If you’re looking for a small computer for your office the new Mac Mini packs quite a punch. This high performance machine will…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Did you say level 14 light? Let’s go exploring! Check out this pixelated torch from Minecraft. Be the envy of every 14 year…
Everybody wants to show their patriotism at parties and with this American Flag Cape you’ll bleed red white and blue. Perhaps you need to…
Tell guests to your home how you really feel this this come in and go away door mat. Keep your house open with…
Start shark week off right with these shark slippers; perfect for kicking it at home and keeping your feet warm.
Are you on the road to finding your true happiness? Take the shortcut and get there faster with this delightful read. From budgeting…
Apple finally announced more about their Apple Watch. Get notifications, order ubers, track your steps, answer phone calls, and more all on your…
Always have a drink on the couch but annoyed you can’t put it on the edge of the sofa? Well this weighted cup…
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
Finally a way to fidget and drink a few brews. This fidget spinner bottle opener will be able to crack beers on the…
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