Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done it.
Regardless of your experience with bacon and wearing it, we are here to provide you with a safe, non-greasy option to feel one with your favorite breakfast delicacy.
Impress your friends and co-workers. Who wants to wear a silly branded lanyard? Why market someone else’s product for free? Liberate yourself and go full on bacon.
The only thing that could make this Bacon Lanyard better is if it actually had a bacon scent…. then again how would you control your appetite if that were the case?
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
The beauty of this necklace is only enhanced by the subtle, yet stunningly detailed gem solar system. Thinkgeek has outdone themselves with this…
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Harry Potter is great for a number of reasons. The beauty, sass, intellect, and savvy of Hermione is absolutely one of those reasons.…
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Slice through the letters and armor like a true champion of war with this Game of Thrones letter opener. Engage in combat and…
Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to enjoy a beer at the beach or even park without on goer’s looks. Well now you…
Give your freshly baked cookies a big thumbs up with this Facebook ‘Like’ Oven Mitt. This delightful mitt is well designed to offer…
There is a rule on the internet. If you can think of it, someone has made it. To Be A Master: An anthology…
Add a little creativity to your next dinner party with this chalk board table runner. It’s easy to tell your guests which wines…
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a…
Shooting rubber bands at your friends is a staple of anyone’s childhood. Well now you can pass down the tradition to your kids…
Halloween is coming and you are planning to impress everybody but don’t know what to wear? Or maybe you are just an artist…
If you’re a fan of steampunk this 8GB USB drive is for you. The light up vacuum tube adds an industrial flare to…
NOT QUITE BATMAN. Zip through the air like a superhero with this Spider-Man Kite. Townsfolk and city dwells alike will peer out their…
Prove to yourself and your friends that you posses the capacity to control one of the greatest Pokemon in the history of existence.…
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! easily get caught in a trance with this Hypnotoad vinyl figure from Futurama with actual hypnotizing eyes.
The best way to chill wine? from the inside, the corkcicle chiller is a great way to avoid using a ice bucket. Just fill…
Get husky with these awesome candle sticks that look like corn, this will look perfect on your Thanksgiving. These candle sticks look like…
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