Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
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$7.80
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
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$70.00
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
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$31.99
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
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$15.20
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
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$156.49
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
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$8.59
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
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$16.98
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
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$55.99
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
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$4.19
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
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$22.10
Famous Paintings Cat Scratchers
Let your cat scratch in style with these famous paintings cat scratchers that are purrfect for any cultured and classy cat parent. Your…
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$174.00
Antique Brass Dragon Faucet
Historically there are no such thing as dragons. Defy history and equip your bathroom with this fabulous and elegant dragon faucet. This is…
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$79.99
The Botany Of Beer
Cheers to The Botany of Beer, your ultimate guide to the plant world’s boozy secrets! Join botanical expert Guiseppe Caruso as he uncovers…
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$28.15
Butterfly Cloak
Halloween is coming and you are planning to impress everybody but don’t know what to wear? Or maybe you are just an artist…
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$226.90
Dinosaur Lunch Box
Whether you carry a carnivorous sandwich or just a PB&J they will fit snug in this dinosaur lunch box mouth. Durable and realistic…
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$35.00
Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan
Do you have a soft spot (or perhaps a denser, chewy spot) in your heart for corner brownies? Do you appreciate the extra…
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Sony PlayStation 4 VR
Easily the best cost-to-enjoyment ratio of any Virtual Reality system on the market, Playstation VR doesn’t require you to pour thousands of dollars…
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Poo In Progess Sign
Ensure a peaceful, uninterrupted throne time by hanging this humorous “deeply satisfying poo in progress” sign on your bathroom door. Standing at nearly…
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$9.86
Steelseries Arctis Pro Gaming Headset
The best players in the world will tell you, communication is the key to victory. Whether playing on PC or PS4, the Arctis…
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$163.00
Don’t Mess With The Mailman Coffee Mug
Your mailman will crack up at this mug with “Don’t mess with the Mailman, he knows where you live” on the front. An…
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$15.95