Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Baby-Bump Sound System
So this is a thing. Research has suggested that babies are capable of hearing the mothers voice and music within the womb, so…
Cactus Pen Holder
Show your love for cacti at the office with this cactus pen holder. With magnetic branches you can even hold paper clips on…
Buckle Puffer Belt Buckle
Staying incognito can be a challenging task. This Buckle Puffer Belt Buckle eliminates these challenges by always providing a means to get your…
Chunky Knit Blanket
Snuggle in style with this massive knit blanket to keep you warm. With its unique giant knitting this blanket is sure to stand…
Squid Game Invitation Cards
Fans of the wildly popular series Squid Game will love handing out these Squid Game invite cards. Handmade in Texas these cards feature…
Halo: The Master Chief Collection
“If the words ‘must buy’ were to ever apply to a game compilation, it would be this one. From the very first title,…
Cherry Measuring Spoons
If you’re looking for cut measuring spoons look no further than these cherry measuring spoons. Includes sizes are 1 tbsp, 1/2 tbsp, 1…
Satan’s Blood Hot Sauce
Just staring at the bottle puts a fiery glow in your eyes. Pop the cap and you’ll feel Satan’s heat rush through your…
Legend Of Zelda Night Lights
Fans of Zelda will love lighting up their room with these Legend of Zelda night lights. With all types of shapes including the…
Inhuman Conditions Interrogation Game
If you love sci-fi interrogations, this quick bluffing game is a blast. You get physical rubber stamps to officially stamp your friend as…



