Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Keychain Touch Tool: open doors & press buttons without touching them
Avoiding germs is now a full-time job in the current state of our world. Peel has introduced this convenient keychain tool so you…
Geometric Luminous Backpack
This unique backpack is covered in reflective triangles that will appear rainbow when light is shined on them. Perfect for visibility at night…
Pepperoni Pizza Socks
Burn those calories off in style with these athletic pepperoni pizza socks. You’ll know what goals you’re working toward with every step. Or…
Personalized Game Character Art
Life is the ultimate role-playing game, so let’s take a look at your stats! These high quality framed pixel-art pictures let you show…
Air Wick Cinnabon Scented Spray
The most effective use of this product is waking your kids up in the morning and convincing them that you went out to…
Hundred Dollar Bill Towel
Feel like a million bucks in this towel, well at least one hundred bucks. When you whip this out on the beach people…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Bat Wings Corkscrew Bottle Opener
Wine lovers will love adding this spooky bat to their corkscrew collection. Plus it makes the best addition to a kitchen during the…
Mooning Garden Gnome
Traditional garden gnomes are nice. But why not spice things up a bit by getting a gnome with some personality? This “ cheeky “…
Anker Wireless Charger with Apple Watch Holder
Charge your iPhone and Apple Watch at the same time with the Anker Wireless Charger, 2 in 1 PowerWave+. The perfect addition to…



