Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Conference Call Bingo Mousepad
Transform tedious meetings into a game with the Conference Call Bingo Mousepad. This clever accessory adds a layer of entertainment to your workday,…
Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Post
Does your cat have an issue with North Korea? Do you enjoy having the funniest conversation pieces in your home? Well this Kim…
Time Magazine Cover Mirror
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty mirror. Made famous by the movie The…
Gordon Freeman Hazard Suit Hoodie
The perfect apparel for hazardous environments, this pullover hoodie printed is printed with the design of Doctor Gordon Freeman’s iconic HEV suit! It’s…
Squid Game Invitation Cards
Fans of the wildly popular series Squid Game will love handing out these Squid Game invite cards. Handmade in Texas these cards feature…
Nicolas Cage Bunny Pillow
Snuggle up with divine comfort on the Nicolas Cage Bunny Pillow – a cuddly tribute to the one and only acting legend. This…
How to Count to 100,000
Embark on a numerical odyssey with ‘How to Count to 100,000’, the coffee table book that’s as intriguing as it is deceptive. At…
Sh*t’s Fucked Positivity Guide
If you need a little boost to your day, this is the positivity guide for you. Get tips and tricks to help improve…
Dog Overalls
Dress up your furry friend with the latest in doggy fashion – overalls! Perfect for smaller dogs weighing under 40 lbs, these stylish…