Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell of bacon but you can always make bacon while wearing these!
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Anker Wireless Charger with Apple Watch Holder
Charge your iPhone and Apple Watch at the same time with the Anker Wireless Charger, 2 in 1 PowerWave+. The perfect addition to…
LED Mushroom Lights
Check out these adorable little mushroom friends! These mini mushroom LED lights make a perfect little nightlight for your youngster or a great…
Heart Anatomy Coasters
Learn all about the human heart with this six piece heart anatomy coaster set with different cross sections of the heart. Just stack them…
34-Piece Lock Pick Set
Unlock life’s mysteries, or at least your storage unit, with this 34-piece lock pick set! Become a master of unlocking with pro-grade stainless…
Exotic International Oreos
Indulge your taste buds in a global adventure with Exotic International Oreos. This gift package offers a delectable journey with 8 unique food…
Go Away Doormat
HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT. HEY YOU, GO AWAY! This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners. Do I…
Razor Scooter
Every kid loves a scooter that they can show off to their friends, and this kick scooter from Razor matches this description perfectly.…
R2-D2 Beer Coozy
You’ve never been able to hold R2-D2 like this. He will be your friend, your companion, and most importantly he will keep your…
Cherry Measuring Spoons
If you’re looking for cut measuring spoons look no further than these cherry measuring spoons. Includes sizes are 1 tbsp, 1/2 tbsp, 1…