Ever eat a hot dog and think “hmmm this would be better if it was 40 times bigger?” well the big hot dog is here to fit all of your needs. At 16 inches long you’ll have enough to feed your company picnic. Maybe split one of these bad boys on a first date, you know at least one of you will leave being full.
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