Bolt with Hidden Compartment

Store your money or illegal substances so effectively that you yourself may never find them again. This Bolt with Hidden Compartment is great for any college student with questionable roommates, or just someone paranoid about others taking their belongings.

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$29.99

Feeling sneaky? Hide your stash in the iStash hidden iPhone container, it’s a great alternative to carrying around a wallet. Luckily, it looks…

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Swap out your regular rear-view mirror for this high-tech version and you’ll feel like you’ve been teleported to the future. The Smart Rear-View…

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$119.99

Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…

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Elevate your mealtime mischief with the Mini Toothpick Shotgun! This double-barrel toothpick shooter boasts a sturdy steel construction and is designed for long-range…

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$10.99