If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron hand shaped ashtray with it’s bronze finish adds a timeless touch to any household.
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
One Handed Bottle Opener
If you are trying to double fist a beer there really is no time to put one down and use two hands to…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Hotline Bling Wrapping Paper
Ever since I wrapped this present, YOU! If you know why that hotline is blinging then you will most certainly need to wrap…
Food and Drink Smoker
Enhance the flavor of any food or drink and add some mystique to your next cocktail hour or dinner party. It makes for…
Satan’s Blood Hot Sauce
Just staring at the bottle puts a fiery glow in your eyes. Pop the cap and you’ll feel Satan’s heat rush through your…
Mini USB Paper Shredder
Add a bit of fun and productivity to your work station with this mini USB powered paper shredder. Perfect for when a coworker…
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
World’s Smallest Violin
Hear that? It’s me playing the world’s smallest violin… ;) Just kidding. This 4 inch super-realistic miniature doesn’t make a sound. It just…
Joe Exotic For President Shirt
Make America Exotic Again! With this Joe Exotic 2020 shirt, you’ll show your support for the true tiger king. No matter your political…
Reversible Chewbacca Jacket
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to…
Cube 3D Printer
Have you been keeping up with 3D printing technology? Been curious about how mainstream the printers are becoming? Check out this delightfully compact…
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…