The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
AmpliFi Alien – WiFi 6 Router
If WiFi performance tickles your fancy the AmpliFi Alien will make a perfect addition to your home. With a touchscreen display, WiFi 6…
Among Us Embroidered Beanie
Looking for a way to stay warm while keeping your crewmate status visible? The Among Us Embroidered Beanie has got you covered (literally).…
Bourbon Whiskey Making Bootleg Kit
Why settle for store-bought bourbon when you can make your own with this bootleg kit? It comes with everything you need to feel…
Glow in the Dark Bubbles
Bubbles are a memorable part of anyone’s childhood, but sadly never at night. These glow in the dark bubbles are perfect for the…
24k Gold Rolling Papers
Hook up your green with some gold this season. These Shine 24k Gold Rolling Papers are an excellent way to enjoy what you…
Google Home Wifi System
Google knows more about the internet than we ever will, so why not trust them with your home wifi system. With the Google…
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Kicking back with a few friends and listening to some tunes is always a good time and a wireless speaker always improves the experience.…
Personalized Animal Crossing Mug
Animal Crossing understands the comforting nature of a routine, and as far as routines go, it’s hard to beat that first, fresh cup…
Mooning Garden Gnome
Traditional garden gnomes are nice. But why not spice things up a bit by getting a gnome with some personality? This “ cheeky “…
Pillow with Built-in Speaker
Everyone loves listening to a few songs before bed, make it a better experience with this pillow with a built-in speaker. Headphones can tangle your…

