The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Car French Fry Holder
Bring luxury to any car with this car french fry holder designed to keep your fries right on hand. Just roll up to…
Hot Dog Slicer
Easily chop up hot dogs into bite-sized bites with this hot dog slicer designed to look like a dog! Perfect for the kids…
Boosted Board Mini S: Electric Skateboard
Boosted is back with a brand new board. The Boosted board Mini S is the perfect companion for commuting in the city. With a…
Rick and Morty Wall Art
Get in the mind of Rick with this pop art style poster. This original work of art is sure to be the perfect…
All-New Nest Thermostat for 2020
Nest has released a new version of their smart thermostat with a stunning all new design. In addition to the design you’ll get…
Giant Pasta Shaped Pool Floats
Dive into a world of culinary comfort with these Giant Pasta-Shaped Pool Floats! These whimsical inflatables come in the shape of your favorite…
Twinkling Stars Skirt
Bring the solar system to any party with over 250 tiny LEDs inside this skirt. This is sure to turn heads in just…
Horsehead Christmas Tree Ornament
Complement any horse head mask with this horse head tree ornament. Perfect to remember that time you scared your dog wearing your horse…
Giant Lego Brick Coffee Table
She’s a brick… houssse… well, not actually but with this giant Lego brick coffee table you’ll have a big brick in your house!…
Hot Dog Toaster
For the maximum lazy, and the maximum efficient, the hot dog toaster can quickly toast your buns and dogs at the same time.

