The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Chilli Sauce Making Kit
This chilli sauce making kit will help you bring your own spice to the dining room. The kit includes everything you need to…
Colorful LED Light Up Shoes
Keep the nightlife bumping with these light up LED shoes. With 7 changeable colors and a built in rechargeable battery you can glow…
Frog Slippers
Hop to it with these frog sandals! Great as pool slippers or just lounging around the house.
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Fake Stick-On Power Outlet
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
Emoji Balloons
Bring a laugh to the next party you attend with these emoji balloons. No reason to send a lame birthday text anymore when…
Bug-a-Salt Salt Shotgun
Load up some salt from the dinner table and start gunning down flies with the bug-a-salt. Be sure to pick up a bag…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Death Wish Coffee
Stay woke, awesome friends. Death Wish Coffee is a highly caffeinated coffee bean that comes from New York. It is an exceptional blend…
Dragon Balls
Enter the DBZ universe with this Dragon Ball Z Dragon Balls. Do you need a wish granted? These will be delivered by mail,…

