The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Cheap Remote Control Helicopter
This is seriously a must have for anyone, it’s only $20 and it flys amazingly. It’s also a killer gift for kids and…
Foldable Picnic Table
You want more time with your family so you decided to make a family picnic but you are sick of them being ruined…
Wine-Infused Salts
Add a bit of wine flavor to just about any dish with these wine-infused salts. With Chardonnay, Rose, and Pinot Noir hints these…
Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
Screw traditional pillows, you can finally sleep like a baker with this giant bread loaf pillow. Whether you are taking a nap or…
Medieval Weapons Push Pins
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll…
Personalized Leather Coasters
Customize these leather coasters to make the perfect gift, whether you chose someone’s initials or ‘his’ and ‘hers’ these coasters will make a…
Harry Potter Cookbook
Finally you can feel like you’re dining in the Great Hall with this Harry Potter cookbook! With breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert recipies,…
Lego R2D2
This one foot tall R2D2 Lego figure from Star Wars is something even Luke Skywalker would want in his hut. With realistic panels…
The Bierstick
Is the force of gravity no longer an efficient enough way to get the golden refreshment of the gods down your throat fast…
Hockey Puck Bottle Opener
The thought on everyone’s mind while playing hockey is, hey why isn’t this hockey puck a bottle opener? well finally there is a…