The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
How to Train Your Dragon Pillow
The movie How to Train Your Dragon has been a massive hit for adults and children alike. Now you can bring home one…
Schrute Farms Sweater
Who doesn’t remember their first stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast. This cozy sweatshirt will remind fans of The Office of Jim…
Twister Bed Sheets
Add the classic game of Twister to your bedroom! These Twister bed sheets are sure to add some late night fun & a…
Personalized Voodoo Doll
Finally you can turn anyone into a mini voodoo doll. Treat them nice and give them a hug or grab a pack of…
Bob Ross Lego Set
Everyone loves the hippie paint icon Bob Ross, who hasn’t enjoyed a few hours of Bob Ross painting bushes on his TV show.…
Universal Coat Heater
If your date isn’t keeping you warm, melt your cold bones away with this light weight Universal Coat Heater. It’s easy to attach…
Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
Jurassic Croc Multi-Tool
Give your keychain a Jurassic touch with this prehistoric croc multi-tool. Made of titanium the multi-tool features a jurassic skull design with a…
Floating Golf Greens
Check out these practice greens you can put in your pool! These floating golf greens come in a variety of sizes so anyone…
Star Wars Cookie Cutter Molds
Show off your true nerd when you bake cookies for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone likes cookies, but everyone LOVES Star Wars cookies.…

