The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
HyperWhistle – World’s Loudest Whistle
This whistle is LOUD at a 142db sound you’ll be heard 2+ miles away (8 times a traditional whistle!). Great for lifeguards, fans of…
PlayStation Icons Light
PlayStation gamers unite! Enjoy the classic triangle, circle, X and square of the PlayStation controller with this unique PS icons lamp. An ideal…
Haircut Umbrella
Hair on the floor after giving a haircut at home? worry no more the haircut umbrella has you uncovered. Who would have thought…
Mr. Meeseeks Existence is Pain Patch
Show how you really feel about the world with this hilarious Mr. Meeseeks patch that says “Existence is Pain”. Any Rick and Morty…
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
NES Guitar
Have you ever wished that you had a super unique electric guitar? Well it’s here! the Nintendo NES Electric Guitar is one of the…
BarkBox: Monthly Dog Toys & Treats
Give your dog a treat every month with BarkBox! It is the ideal gift for anyone who loves their dog. Every BarkBox comes…
Star Wars Watercolor Print
Transform your room into the ultimate Star Wars fan zone with this stunning Star Wars Watercolor Print! This premium matte print was made…
TMNT Pizza Cookbook
Throwing a party full of hungry geeks? Well serve them some super delicious Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed pizza pies. With 65 unique recipes like the…
Elgato Key Light: Lights for Streamers
If you’ve ever streamed on Twitch or Youtube you know how important lighting and image quality can be. The Elgato Key Light aims…