The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Rainbow Sprinkle Candle
Who doesn’t love rainbow sprinkles! If it’s your birthday or just a Monday it’s hard to hate colorful sprinkles. This rainbow sprinkles candle…
Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
Personalized American Dog Portrait
Give your dog a presidential portrait that would even make Bark Obama proud. This custom pup portrait is sure to make your dog…
Sony ZV-1: Camera for Vloggers
Vloggers rejoice! Sony has built a camera designed for filming yourself. With a flip out screen, enhanced microphone, f1.8 lens this nifty point…
Kevin’s Famous Chili Socks
Anyone who loves The Office will remember Kevin’s famous chili being spilled all over the office floor. Now you can relive that iconic…
Bear Hands Oven Mitts
Paw your way through the kitchen with these bear hands oven mitts. A great way to add a fun touch to the kitchen that…
Middle Finger Mug
Unwanted house guest? just serve them some fresh brewed coffee in this middle finger mug. Right when they finish their coffee you can…
Wood And Resin Coasters
Keep your tables free of strains while brining some style to your living room with these unique wood and resin coasters. Handmade in…
Anker SOLIX C1000 Power Station
Forget waiting around. The Anker SOLIX C1000 juices up from empty to full in less than an hour, so your adventure never has…
Cash Money Gun
Do you find the act of ‘making it rain’ pleasurable? Have you ever wondered; “Wow, how can I make it rain more”??? The…

