The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Shark Encounter Wall Projector
Enter the wild ocean and experience the great deep blue in your own bedroom! Lifelike and well detailed, this shark projection device will…
Awww to Ahhh! Stuffed Animals
Wow it’s so cute… HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT DEMON??? Talk about a change of heart. These Awww to Ahhh! feisty pets will…
Groot Man Planter Pot
Everyone’s favorite character from Guardians of the Galaxy now in planter form! Grow a bundle of leaves from this little Groot man planter…
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
Beaker and Flask Science Shot Glasses
Time to experiment with your spirits! This set of four shot glasses transforms basic science into party essentials. You get two beakers and…
Nest Thermostat E
Finally the most popular thermostat on the market is now available at it’s most cost friendly price ever. The Nest Thermostat E has…
Kevin’s Famous Chili Socks
Anyone who loves The Office will remember Kevin’s famous chili being spilled all over the office floor. Now you can relive that iconic…
Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Jerky
Ever get a hankering to try the world of wild game? This little kit will allow you to do just that. It comes…
Margarita Cocktail Kit
Satisfy your friend’s margarita cravings with this Margarita Cocktail Kit. Complete with all the essentials for crafting the perfect drink, including glasses, shaker,…
Apple AirPods Pro
The next generation of AirPods are here with the AirPods Pro. With improved audio, noise cancellation, and an all new “transparency mode” you’ll…

