The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
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DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
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Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Google Pixelbook Go
Take the internet with you on the go with the new Google Pixelbook Go. This ultra lightweight laptop comes with a 13.3 inch…
Window Hammock for Cats
Hammocks aren’t just for people. They’re for cat-people ;) Well, more specifically —cat-people’s cats :) I mean, why should humans be the only species…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Star Wars Droid Salt & Pepper Shakers
These are the droids you are looking for… if you are trying to season your food. These adorable salt and pepper droid shakers…
Millennium Falcon Edition Gaming Mouse
Blast your gaming experience into hyperspace with the Millennium Falcon edition of the G502 X Plus gaming mouse! Feel the Force (or at…
Razer Stream Controller X
Razer’s Stream Controller X is the pinnacle device for streamers looking to streamline their processes and up their game. This stylish controller will…
Ninja Swirl Ice Cream Maker
The Ninja Swirl: Your kitchen’s new soft-serve superhero! Ditch the scoop, embrace the swirl. This 13-in-1 frozen treat wizard whips up everything from…
Saturday Morning Cartoons Candle
Who doesn’t remember watching Saturday morning cartoons in the ’90s while snacking on some Fruity Pebbles? Well, this soy candle will bring back…
Skull Metal Claws
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly…
Peek 2.0 iPhone Privacy Screen
Everyone who is a daily commuter using the train or bus knows how important privacy is. Especially when using your iPhone, who knows what…

