The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Arcade Light Switch Switches
You can get in the mood for gaming from the second you walk in the door with these retro gaming light switches! An…
Ninja Mug
Start your day like a true warrior with the Ninja Mug. With a ninja warrior design, this mug is the perfect way to…
NASA Sweatshirt
Show your love for the space race by rocking this NASA sweatshirt. Everyone will recognize NASA’s iconic logo largely printed on the front…
8-Bit Mario Tie
For the formal gamer, this stylish silk Mario tie features crisp, clean pixel art based on the sprite from Super Mario World. It’s…
Transparent Practice Padlock
This transparent padlock is perfect for learning how a padlock functions. Best of all if you have a lock pick it’ll help you…
Orange Starburst 1lb Bag
Ever have the desire to consume a large amount of orange flavored candy in a single sitting? How about an entire pound of…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Reality Pro
Immerse yourself in a universe where the digital and physical collide with the new Reality Pro from Apple. This game-changing mixed-reality headset will…
Harry Potter Pillow Set
After a long day, you can retire to your common room with these incredibly cute Harry Potter pillows. Take a nap, watch or…
Q-Tip Crossbow
This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this…

