The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Coffee Infused Maple Syrup
Add a coffee kick to your pancakes with this coffee infused maple syrup. Handmade in Brooklyn this maple syrup infused with stumptown coffee is…
Window Hammock for Cats
Hammocks aren’t just for people. They’re for cat-people ;) Well, more specifically —cat-people’s cats :) I mean, why should humans be the only species…
Adjustable Laptop Lap Pad
Stop roasting your legs and straining your neck. This lap desk offers three ergonomic angles for perfect viewing whether you are on the…
Giant Inflatable Balloons
Balloons always add something special to a party and kids love them. You’ll have everyone talking by adding these giant 48 Inch latex balloons…
New Mac Scented Candle v2
Buying the latest Apple products can be financially draining. Replace your tech addition with the Twelve South Inspire: Mac Candle No. 2, designed…
Prescription Coffee Mug
Hell, you could be medicating with something worse than coffee. Get your medications straight in the morning and follow doctor’s orders with this…
Rivian R2
The Rivian R2, announced for release in 2026, is priced between $45,000 and $50,000, designed as Rivian’s first global platform vehicle. It will…
Doctor Who – The Tenth Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver
Call me Doctor. Not quite as fancy as the one on the show, but a practical little gadget none the less. Look like…
Playstation Vintage Icon T-Shirt
Dress like an icon by putting these iconic icons on! This sweet bit of Playstation apparel is 100% cotton, and machine washable. Just…
Himalayan Salt Tequila Glasses
Take your tequila game to the next level with these Himalayan Salt Tequila Glasses. Made from hand-carved salt, these shot glasses add a…

