The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Collapsible Canvas Wheelbarrow
Looking for a wheelbarrow that’s easy to store and maneuver? Look no further than the Collapsible Canvas Wheelbarrow from Creative Outdoor Distributor. This…
Pokemon Pokeball Engagement Ring
Slightly more expensive than a master ball, but guaranteed to work on even your final and most important catch. This custom poké-ball inspired…
Ninja Folding Grappling Hook
Do you find it a challenge to scale 16 foot buildings? Are you tired of walking up stairs and waiting for elevators? Do…
Haircut Umbrella
Hair on the floor after giving a haircut at home? worry no more the haircut umbrella has you uncovered. Who would have thought…
Burled River Coffee Table
Add a touch of modern to your living room with this burled river coffee table, great for those with expensive tastes. This stunning…
Seinfeldia Book
Dive into the world of Seinfeld with the Seinfeldia book. Discover the fascinating story of how the groundbreaking show about nothing was created…
Pickle Rick Socks
I’m Pickle Rick… socks!!! Any Rick and Morty superfan will be ultra comfortable in these pickle Rick socks. These comfortable socks are made of…
Monopoly For Sore Losers
Add a twist to the classic game of Monopoly with Monopoly for Sore Losers. This version of the game will have players actually…
The Card That Never Stops Playing Music
Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is…
Handmade Dog Poncho
Turn your pup into the life of the paw-ty with these vibrant, handmade Mexican dog ponchos! Perfect for pooches of all sizes, from…