The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Calorie Counting Wine Glass
Tired of not know how many calories of wine you’ve had? Well look no further with this calorie counting wine glass you’ll be…
Bamboo Straws
It’s like sipping from mother nature itself. Actually, it is nothing like that, but it is a pretty cool way to take a…
Fortunes Against Humanity
Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find…
Ulo: The Interactive Surveillance Camera
Enjoy home security piece of mind with the Ulo interactive surveillance camera. With its clever owl design which allows you to customize its…
Light Saber Toothbrush
Use the power of the force to clean your teeth and stay hygienic. Get your kids interested in brushing when they can do…
Black Cat Tea Tray
Sick of dripping tea bags? This handy little black cat tea tray will add a cute touch to any tea time. If you’re…
Harry Potter Pillow Set
After a long day, you can retire to your common room with these incredibly cute Harry Potter pillows. Take a nap, watch or…
Army Man Bazooka Wine Bottle Holder
bring out the heavy artillery for your wine bottles with this hilarious army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Guests to your home will…
Misfortune Cookies
Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune…
UFO Detector
Have an interest in detecting UFO’s? This UFO Detector is pretty much your only shot, even if it is a completely bogus product.…