The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
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DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Tasty: The Cookbook
Everyone loves Buzzfeed’s Tasty videos, well now you can have it in cookbook form! This book is especially awesome since you can pick…
Hand Forged Pizza Axe
Live like a viking and cut your pizza with this viking axe pizza cutter. This custom made pizza cutter is made in the…
World’s Largest Snickers Bar
Sometimes you get hungry. Other times you get REALLY hungry. This is for one of those other times. This snickers bar is a…
Push Up Training System
Build up your pecs and back muscles anywhere at home with push up training system. The wooden board has 14 color coded positions…
Super Nintendo Classic
Following the wild popularity of the NES classic that allowed you to play 30 classic Nintendo games is a new SNES classic. You’ll love…
Middle Finger Doodle Earrings
Express your cheeky side with the middle finger doodle earrings, perfect for those days when you want to make a humorous statement without…
Foldable Bicycle
If you’re not quite ready for the weird looks you’ll get on the self balancing hoverboard this is all you. It’ll ease you…
Lego Figure Soap Bar
Are your kids lazy when it comes to washing their hands or body? Don’t worry, you are clearly not alone this Lego fight soap…
Giant Suflower Seeds
Paint your garden with an exotic, sky-scraping touch with these Mongolian Giant Sunflower seeds. Renowned for their astronomical size, these sunflowers proudly stretch…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…

