The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass
The LOL OMG WTF wine glass has you covered for any mood you’re feeling. Whether you’re having just a little bit of wine…
Global Warming Mug
Watch our coastline disappear on this temperature sensitive mug. The global warming mug is perfect for a scientist who enjoys a cup of warm coffee in the morning.
Valentine’s Day Mystery Box
Our friends over at Firebox have devised a Valentine’s day gift that will provide you with effortless success this Valentine’s Day. If you…
DJI Mavic 3 Pro Drone
Unleash the Spielberg in you with the Mavic 3 Pro Drone from DJI! This three-eyed flying wonder comes with a trio of lenses,…
Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer
Want to unleash the power of Thor in your kitchen? Look no further than the Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer. This mini version of the…
Baby-Bump Sound System
So this is a thing. Research has suggested that babies are capable of hearing the mothers voice and music within the womb, so…
Party Shark Costume (made famous by Katy Perry)
Everyone wants to be left shark, well now you can with this party shark costume! Everyday will be the Super Bowl when you’re…
Flying Sky Lantern
Add some awesome fun to any event with these flying sky lanterns. Great for weddings, New Years, birthday parties or just alone in…
My Penis is a Dick Book
Have a laugh with “My Penis is a Dick” which beautifully illustrates over 50 common mental debates a guy has with his penis.…
Battleship USB Hub
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB…

