The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Outlet Tower
With the Outlet Tower, you’ll never have to worry about running out of outlets again! It’s the ultimate power strip for the modern…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Anti-Social Butterfly Pin
Flaunt your introvert pride with the Anti-Social Butterfly Pin, a vibrant and cheeky nod to those who thrive in their own cocoon. This…
Ramen Candle: Smells Like Sage, Garlic, and Cumin
Forget boring floral scents. This is the comfort food candle you didn’t know you needed! We captured the irresistible essence of a perfectly…
Motivational Profanity Pencils
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
Star Wars Battle Drones
Take to the skies and relive your favorite battles from Star Wars with these Star Wars Battle Drones. With flight speeds up to…
Lensball: Crystal Ball for Photography
For photographers, the Lensball is a crystal ball for visual magic! Made scratch and bubble free out of the same special K9 crystal…
Storm Trooper and Darth Vader Salt and Pepper Shakers
Saber the flavor with these Star Wars themed Storm Trooper and Darth Vader Salt and Pepper Shakers. You’ll be able to show any visitors…
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not…
Little Red Plastic Party Cups
Ever with they made red party cups only for shots, well lil’ reds are for you. Getting wasted usually is a disposable time so these miniature red…

