The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Apple M2 Max MacBook Pro
The new MacBook Pro is the ultimate creative machine, leaving its competition in the dust. With a choice of either the M2 Pro…
AI Chess Robot with Robotic Arm
Imagine a chess partner that actually moves the pieces for you, with laser precision and a chill eight-second pace. This smart board ramps…
Four Thousand Years Of World History
Ever wonder who was running the show 4,000 years ago? Dive into “The Histomap” (1931), a stunningly colorful and remastered Giclée print that…
Light Up Football
It’s always a pleasure to throw around a ball with your pals, and with this impacted activated light up football you’ll be throwing…
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
After kicking back a few pints you might think you’re holding your beer upside down, nope! that’s just the upside down beer bottle…
Acer 144hz Gaming Monitor
With a refresh rate this fast, the motions on this display look less like a screen, and more like a window. At under…
Sriracha Gumballs
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.. GUMBALLS of FIRE!! These aren’t your mama’s Mentos… They’re a new breed of candy you can’t pass up! Seriously..heat never tasted so…
Battleship USB Hub
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB…
Air Hogs Enterprise-A Remote Control Drone
Nothing caps off a long day of rescuing humpback whales quite like taking your new ship out for a spin! Based on the…
Massive Hammock
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…

