The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
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DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Giant Gummy Brain
Braaaiiins…. Are you a zombie or a scientist? You don’t have to be either to enjoy this massive gummy brain. A wonderful gag…
Friends Scene Charades Game
Channel your inner Ross, Rachel, and the gang with this hilarious Friends-themed charades game! Dive into the classic sitcom’s world and crack up…
Reusable Produce Bags
Anyone who has been to the grocery store knows how wasteful produce bags can be. Well, now you can easily be environmentally friendly…
DJI Osmo Action 4
The DJI Osmo Action 4 Camera is a must-have for content creators and adventure enthusiasts, offering a wealth of robust features. Equipped with…
i-Scream Vibrator
I scream, you scream, we all scream for an I-Scream Vibrator! This delightful adult toy will have you creaming and screaming in no…
DJI FPV Drone
For anyone wanting to get into FPV drones DJI has made the ultimate FPV drone. With a 4K 60FPS camera, super-side FOV, low-latency…
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Where’s the Wookie Book
What could make Where’s Waldo any better? Finding a wookie of course. This Star Wars themed Where’s the Wookie book will have you…
Crystal Skull Shot Glass
No better way to represent your hangover from shots than with this crystal skull shot glass! Just pour a nice chilled vodka shot…
Ozlo Sleepbuds
Ditch the snoring soundtrack and drift off faster with these side-sleeper savvy earbuds. Clinically backed sounds help you nod off quick, while noise-masking…

