The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Lighter Watch
When you’re at the club it’s important to be quick on the draw with a lighter. Well now you can have it on…
June Smart Oven
You’re telling me I can enjoy perfectly cooked pizza, steak, and baked chicken at the mercy of an AI powered stove? I can…
Xbox Wireless Controller Aqua Shift
No matter where you game, this Xbox controller with unique Aqua Shift color will turn heads. It features a blue glossy color and…
Apple Credit Card
One card to rule them all! Apple has released their own credit card. With the primary goal of being simple with no fees.…
Doge Mask
Wow such excite! This doge mask will bring much joy to all parties. The perfect mask to engage in long stares to the…
Glitter Maple Syrup
Who doesn’t want a little shine in their breakfast. Well now it’s possible with this unique glittering maple syrup. The syrup is made…
Stainless Steel Keycaps
Gamers are familiar with WASD on their keyboard since it’s used for movement in most games. These stainless steel keycaps will upgrade anyone’s…
Snapchat Ice Cube tray
Perfect for your next Snapchat worthy party, make eight ghost shaped ice cubes especially great for a Mar-ghoul-rita’s and Boo-jito’s. If you’re a…
Handheld Retro Game Console Phone Case
Add a bit of retro gaming to your iPhone with this unique GameBoy phone case. The case includes a rechargeable battery, screen, and…
Wooden Star Wars Coasters
These are the coasters you are looking for. Fans of Star Wars will love putting their drink down on these handmade wooden Star…

