The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
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Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
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LEGO Harry Potter Advent Calendar
Bring the fun of Harry Potter and LEGO together everyday of December with this LEGO Harry Potter advent calendar. With over 300 pieces…
Razer Kiyo Pro Ultra
With AI-powered imaging and 4K resolution, the Razer Kiyo Pro Ultra will look and feel like you’re the star of your own film.…
Chewbacca Mug
I suggest a new strategy, R2…always use the Wookiee cup! A great gift for the Star Wars fans, this BPA-free ceramic mug features…
DualShock 4 Controller Charging Station
Gamers know just how important it is to have a second controller at the ready. With this charging station, you can simultaneously juice…
Shit Out Of Luck Multi-Tool
If you are the adventurous type you may find yourself in situations that call for an item that can help you when you…
US Parks Scratch Off Map
Are you a modern day explorer? Do you travel the country looking for new experiences, destinations, food, and friends? This Scratch off USA…
Minimalist Football Team Prints
Showcase your team pride without overwhelming your space with these minimalist football team prints. Perfect for the modern football fan, these posters use…
AirPods Max
Anyone who loves their AirPods are sure to love Apple’s latest pair the AirPods Max. With an all new over the ear design…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
AK-47 Rifle Whiskey Decanter
Guns and whiskey, what more could a guy want. This AK-47 modeled glass decanter will hold your favorite whiskey plus it comes with…