The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Hulu Gift Card
These days, finding ways to pass the time indoors is more important than ever, which is why a Hulu subscription makes for such…
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Unicorns are real and they are running around your house if you plop this inflatable unicorn horn on your kitty. After putting this…
What If? by Randall Munroe
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90 percent the speed of light? Randall…
Industrial Edison Lamp
Add a bit of rustic charm to your living room or even office with this industrial looking Edison lamp. This distinct looking lamp…
Reusable Glass Boba Tea Cup
Enjoy your bubble tea the environmentally-friendly way with this adorable reusable glass tumbler! And you can take it a step further by choosing…
AXIS Gear: Smart Motorized Shades Controller
Save money on your heating bill by automating your home’s blinds. With the AXIS gear you can turn your blinds into smart blinds,…
Raincheck – Social Currency Cards
It happens all the time. You will invite someone out to eat, but they already have plans and tell you “I’ll take a…
Oculus Rift S VR Headset
The absolute pinnacle of PC-gaming immersion, the Oculus Rift S features a higher-resolution display than the original Oculus Rift, dramatically reducing the dreaded…
Collapsible 6-Person Bench
Bring the whole gang to the camping trip with this 6-person curbed bench seat. Great for camping, sports games, or a relaxing day…
Star Wars Family Car Stickers
Is your family one with the force? Than show everyone with the Star Wars family decals for your car or minivan. Comes with 50…

