The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros,…
Everyone knows how important it is to have a battery for your phone or even laptop and the Anker Powerhouse will keep you…
Peace, serenity, and oneness with all beings. These are the things we all associate with online gaming. Or at least, they will be…
Open your next beer with a head lock with this Luchador bottle opener. No need to dress up with this mexican wrestler bottle opener…
It’s 2018. It’s about time you get some sh*t done. With this Get Sh*t Done Mug you can remind yourself of this fact…
This thing puts the snuggie to shame. Strap up and drop down regardless of where you’re standing. Have comfort in every situation and…
Battle water rings like a true Pokemon Master with these vibrant Pokemon Game Boy Box Coasters! These geeky coasters bring a pop of…
Miracle fruit tablets cause sour tasting things such as lemons taste sweet. Quite the interesting fun treat, just keep a miracle fruit tablet…
Push through your party’s dry spell with a game of Spin the Shot! With a quick flick the drink arrow will spin around…
Whether you need a gift for a new dad or your dad just about anyone will appreciate this book full of dad jokes.…
