The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Unleash your love for your favorite snacks without any of the guilt with these chip bag pillows. Fashioned to look like jumbo versions…
Show your allegiance to the rebel alliance with this Star Wars car sun reflector, it’s easily the quickest way to get a Wookie in your…
Catch and release spiders with ease with the Spider Catcher! Perfect for removing spiders big and small from your home.
Meet your new kitchen sidekick. This Alaskan ulu knife rocks through veggies, meats, and pizza with total ease. Handcrafted with beautiful Damascus steel…
Finally curl up like the burrito you were meant to be. Perfect for the winter this burrito blanket spans 71 inches making it…
Any fan of the Office will love this floor plan print of the iconic office from “The Office”. The Scranton branch of Dunder…
You may not be bilingual but if you love french fries you’ll love this shirt! This hilarious shirt with “I Speak French (Fries)”…
Screw diamond ore when you could be tapping into a cold brew with this Minecraft pickaxe that also works as a bottle opener.…
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
