The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…
Dive into the world of Seinfeld with the Seinfeldia book. Discover the fascinating story of how the groundbreaking show about nothing was created…
Hop over to your favorite sushi shop with these peg leg pirate chopsticks. Fantastic for the kids who may be afraid of pure…
Stay woke, awesome friends. Death Wish Coffee is a highly caffeinated coffee bean that comes from New York. It is an exceptional blend…
Do you ever find your crotch howling at the moon? Would you say there is a beast hiding in your pants? Perhaps these…
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
Bring some colorful clouds to your bedroom with this adjustable RGB LED light cloud. This handmade lamp is battery-powered and includes a bluetooth…
For the adventurous heavy drinker this one gallon flask will exceed all of your publicly drunken dreams. Strap this on your back and…
A Picking Stone is great for dermatillomania fidget relief by providing a similar sensation to picking at skin. It’s also effective for reducing…
