The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
The Pickle Rick Game
Are you ready for the board game that comes with a pickle! Any Rick and Morty fan will appreciate the Pickle Rick board…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Adventure 1 Electric Camper
Unleash your inner adventurer and take on the wilderness with the Adventure 1 electric camper. With its slim 64″ width, you can maneuver…
Dad Bod Fanny Pack
If you’re gonna wear a fanny pack you might as well stand out. This fanny pack features a hilarious dad bod gut with…
Botanical Flowers Chart
This wonderfully colorful and detailed flower chart boasts a beautiful bouquet of flowering plants. Over 50 varieties of flower are both colorfully drawn…
Sleeping Cat Pillow
Who doesn’t feel relaxed seeing a sleeping cat in the corner. This sleeping cat pillow is a perfect way to add a relaxing…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Smart Rear-View Mirror
Swap out your regular rear-view mirror for this high-tech version and you’ll feel like you’ve been teleported to the future. The Smart Rear-View…
Death Star Planter
Check out this adorable Death Star planter. The perfect size for your windowsill, desk, or kitchenette! It will fit one small plant and…
ThinkFun Gravity Maze Marble game
The ThinkFun Gravity Maze marble game is a fun and challenging game designed for children to sharpen their logical reasoning and planning skills.…