The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Bolt with Hidden Compartment
Store your money or illegal substances so effectively that you yourself may never find them again. This Bolt with Hidden Compartment is great…
Jeff Goldblum Wrapping Paper
If you know someone who is a Jurassic Park fan they will lose their mind over this Jeff Goldblum wrapping paper. Covered in…
Spyder Pong Game Set
Can’t decide between table tennis, volleyball, or four square? Now you don’t have to! Spyder Pong smashes them all into one ridiculously fun…
Magnetic Keychain Shelf
A perfect holder for you keychain and iPhone? well it’s here and it’s magnetic. The magnetic keychain self stores your keys as if…
Infected Stress Ball
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…
Cheese Making Kit
So it is assumed that you love cheese or you wouldn’t have even accessed this product. With that being said, do you actually…
Spiderman Kid’s Bed
Only one step away from sleeping in a web is sleeping on a giant Spider-man. One of the most epic Marvel comic book…
Nanoleaf: Square Light Changing Panels
Add a splash of color to any room with the Nanoleaf Canvas starter kit. Nanoleaf offers a range of light changing color panels…
Star Wars Watercolor Print
Transform your room into the ultimate Star Wars fan zone with this stunning Star Wars Watercolor Print! This premium matte print was made…
Chewbacca Mini Planter
Any Star Wars fan will love this cute mini Chewbacca plant holder. For anyone who needs more wookie gifts in their life these…

