The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
A Christmas Story Desktop Leg Lamp
The Christmas Story is a classic movie on anyone’s youth. Relive memories without shooting your eye out with this 20 inch tall Leg…
Skull Slides
Step into comfort while sporting a spooky vibe with these skull slides. Crafted from a lightweight EVA material, these sliders promise an airy,…
Apple Mac Mini
If you’re looking for a small computer for your office the new Mac Mini packs quite a punch. This high performance machine will…
Spotify Membership
Odds are, someone you know likes music, and odds are, they want to be able listen to it wherever they are without being…
Aputure MC Video Light
Anyone who films YouTube videos will appreciate the Aputure MC Video Light. This bright tiny light packs quite the punch, with full color…
Planet Earth Marble
Hold the world in the palm of your hand with this Earth themed marble. See lush forests, icecaps, deserts and tall mountains all in…
Fidgety Controller
Long car trips, airplane rides, and waiting rooms will do it every time! When people are forced to sit still for lengths of…
Mini Cactus Planters
Everyone needs a little cactus in their life and this mini cactus planter is perfection at miniature scale. This mini cactus is about…
Knives inside Knife Set
Nothing screams I’m rich as hell than a knife inside a knife inside a knife. Just whip out the Deglon Meeting Knife Set at…
I Tried Gold Star Pin
For when you try but don’t succeed this tiny enamel pin with a gold finish saying ‘I tried’ is sure to make anyone…

