The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Snow Globe Advent Calendar
If you’re looking for a festive alternative to the traditional Christmas tree, consider the charming Snow Globe Advent Calendar by Rifle Paper Co.…
Personalized Your City Map
Celebrate your love for your city or welcome someone to their new urban adventure with a stunning, personalized city map! Printed on premium…
Bose SoundLink Micro Portable Outdoor Speaker
The music lover in your family will love bumping to beats out of the Bose SoundLink Micro. This handy portable speaker uses Bluetooth…
Seagate 2-Terabyte Game Drive for PS4
It goes without saying that gamers love games, and in this age of digital releases, choosing which games to delete to make room…
Basic Bitch Mug
Finally a mug that tells it like it is, a hilarious mug that is sure to get a laugh at the office. With “Basic…
Animal Crossing Bell Bag
Share the wealth with an Animal Crossing lover with this adorable Bell Bag! They don’t grow on trees, though: they’re made to order,…
Glowing Cloud Lamp
If you’re looking to add a bit of creative flare to a room these light up cloud lamps are sure to add a splash…
Come In Go Away Doormat
Tell guests to your home how you really feel this this come in and go away door mat. Keep your house open with…
White Castle Burger Candle
Can’t get enough of that grease filled aroma? Want to be enveloped in that onion and burger scented paradise? This is the candle…
Cookie Shot Glass Pan
Step up your dessert game with cookie shot glasses! This pan makes it easy to bake 6 cookies shot glasses a time. Adding…

