The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
One of the biggest games for Nintendo Switch in 2020 is here! Animal Crossing New Horizons is sure to be on any Switch…
Types Of Pizzas Poster
Feast your eyes on the Types of Pizzas Poster, the ultimate wall art for pizza fanatics looking to graduate to pizza connoisseur status!…
Rick and Morty Stickers
This collection of 50 Rick and Morty stickers is sure add flair to a skateboard, laptop, or even binder. Whether you just want…
Moleskin Beer Journal
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your…
Nanoleaf Lines
Add a one of a kind light to your home with the Nanoleaf Lines starter kit. These unique light sources are modular so…
Beer Can Stein
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
34-Piece Lock Pick Set
Unlock life’s mysteries, or at least your storage unit, with this 34-piece lock pick set! Become a master of unlocking with pro-grade stainless…
TCL PlayCube Portable Projector
Twist it like a Rubik’s Cube for instant setup, no stands needed. Dive into 1080p FHD clarity with eye-friendly colors and Netflix right…
Wine-Infused Salts
Add a bit of wine flavor to just about any dish with these wine-infused salts. With Chardonnay, Rose, and Pinot Noir hints these…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…

