The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Wiener Dog Pool Float
If you reckon that your outdoor pool looks a bit threadbare this summer, then this pool float Mattress is just the item you…
Golden Toilet Mug
Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
“Honey, look at that tiny horse over there! IT IS SO CUTE”! Think of the praise you will get from having tiny horses…
HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener
Looking for a knife sharpener that’s sharp as a tack? Look no further than the HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener! This German-made tool…
SteelSeries Arena 7 Speakers
With their Arena 7 speakers, SteelSeries, the innovators behind some of the most stylish gaming headsets available, is sweeping the desktop speaker market.…
Finger Protecting Knife Cleaner
Clean cutlery easily with this nifty kitchen gadget that will help you clean your knives without worrying about touching the blade. This tool’s…
Glow in the Dark Duct Tape
This duck tape that glows in the dark is great for a halloween costume that really glows in a room. It’s also amazing…
World’s Smallest Violin
Hear that? It’s me playing the world’s smallest violin… ;) Just kidding. This 4 inch super-realistic miniature doesn’t make a sound. It just…
Animal Crossing Bell Bag
Share the wealth with an Animal Crossing lover with this adorable Bell Bag! They don’t grow on trees, though: they’re made to order,…

