The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Unbreakable Sledgehammer
If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if…
Pwnage StormBreaker Mouse
Unleash unmatched performance in your gaming sessions with the StormBreaker gaming mouse by Pwnage. Crafted from a durable magnesium alloy, this ultra-light mouse…
Wall Mounted Sunglass Organizer
Keep your shades collection sleek and orderly with this wall-mounted sunglass organizer. This space-saving solution offers various size options and comes in four…
Back to the Future Lego
When this thing hits 88 bricks you’re going to see some serious shit, just kidding of course this Lego DeLorean is 401 pieces. You’ll…
The Book Of Pretty Much Everything
This colorful and detailed book is a mid-career comprehensive look at the marketing and design of Draplin Design Co. Within the pages you…
Rick and Morty Plumbus Mug
This plumbus mug is now 30% more plumbus! Any Rick and Morty fan will love this official merch. Just pop your coffee in…
Wickedly Delicious Halloween Drink Recipes
Ready to throw the spookiest bash on the block? This is your essential spellbook for crafting over 100 wickedly delicious cocktails. Whether you’re…
Among Us Customizable Sticker Pack
Whether it’s for a laptop, binder or water bottle these Among Us stickers will show how sus you are. With over 60 sticker…
2D Glasses
Sick of 3D movies? Luckily they make these actually working 2D glasses for when you want a flat view for your movie watching…
Among Us Sus Socks
Any imposter will know the scene of 7 dead crewmates in their ship. These funny Among Us socks are sure to make someone…

