The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
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Why not annoy the hell out of your friends with a randomly beeping device with an attached magnet.
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Throw up your ‘Spock’ to all the on-lookers in your office. Represent yourself and the man we all love. Great little trinket to…
Enjoy your bubble tea the environmentally-friendly way with this adorable reusable glass tumbler! And you can take it a step further by choosing…
Ever since I wrapped this present, YOU! If you know why that hotline is blinging then you will most certainly need to wrap…
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