The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Life Milestones Wine
It’s summer time, so that means it’s also wedding season. Keep a set of these handmade wedding-ready wine labels on hand and you’ll…
Willie Egg Fryer
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
Crystal Geode Amethyst Candle
Crystal fans will love burning this unique crystal geode amethyst candle. This 100% wax candle is made from soy and paraffin wax and…
Lenovo Smart Clock
Add the power of a connected device to your bedside with the Lenovo smart clock. The Lenovo smart clock includes the Google assistant,…
Kevin’s Famous Chili Socks
Anyone who loves The Office will remember Kevin’s famous chili being spilled all over the office floor. Now you can relive that iconic…
Pepperoni Pizza Bed Set
Ever crawled into bed hoping it was a large greasy pizza from your local pizza place? well now you can get close. These…
Star Wars Car Sun Reflector
Show your allegiance to the rebel alliance with this Star Wars car sun reflector, it’s easily the quickest way to get a Wookie in your…
All White 1000 Piece Puzzle
For those who are addicted to pain you’ll lose your mind assembling this 1000 piece puzzle of pure white. With no way to…
Flat Tom Stair Rug
Who doesn’t love to see Tom from Tom & Jerry be bested! This hilarious “Flat Cat Rug” shows Tom flat as a board…
Mario Thwomp Pillow
Mario has many enemies but the Thwomp block is one of Mario’s largest. Now you can rest your head on a soft Thwomp…

