The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
SnapSwing Golf Swing Recorder
Stop guessing and start seeing. No more propping your phone against a water bottle or asking a stranger to film your slice. Snap…
Pennant Sticky Notes
Every day calls for a celebration! Announce yourself in champion style with these Pennant Sticky Notes. Old square notes? NO THANKS. What is…
DIY Venus Flytrap Terrarium
Get ready to have a killer plant that you can’t help but stare at all day long! This DIY Venus Flytrap Terrarium is…
Giant Pasta Shaped Pool Floats
Dive into a world of culinary comfort with these Giant Pasta-Shaped Pool Floats! These whimsical inflatables come in the shape of your favorite…
Joe Exotic For President Shirt
Make America Exotic Again! With this Joe Exotic 2020 shirt, you’ll show your support for the true tiger king. No matter your political…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
You’ve Goat This
Tackle life’s hurdles with a dash of caprine wisdom from You’ve Goat This. Packed with sage advice inspired by our four-legged, horned friends,…
Level Lock+ Connect
Step into the future of home security with the Level Lock+ Connect, your ultimate key to a smarter, more connected home. This next-gen…
R2D2 Measuring Cups
Keep all of your measuring cups well organized and easily accessible without ruining your kitchen’s Star Wars theme. This expertly designed set breaks…
You Have Just Been Poisoned Pint Glass
Trying to scare your friend with a little bit of honesty? We can’t blame you and this You Have Just Been Poisoned Pint…

