The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Miniature Interactive Chewbacca
Take on the galaxy at warp speed with the galaxy’s greatest co-pilot! This 16-inch plush Chewy will respond to your speech and roar…
Modern Indoor Dog Den with Cotton Canopy
Finally, a dog house that actually looks good in your living room! This isn’t just a crate, it’s a stylish piece of indoor…
Gold Foiled Straws
Add a bit of class to your next party with this set of gold foiled straws. Perfect for a classy cocktail party and…
Star Wars Stormtrooper Jumpsuit
The dark side never prevails. But it certainly wins when it comes to style. No need to go Hans Solo when you can…
Anker SOLIX C1000 Power Station
Forget waiting around. The Anker SOLIX C1000 juices up from empty to full in less than an hour, so your adventure never has…
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Globe Piggy Bank
Teach your kids financial responsibility and geography all at once! This globe coin bank is not only a stylish accessory for any room,…
Ultra slim 3-USB-Port Wall Charger
Introducing Charger Pro, the world’s most compact multi-port USB wall charger, featuring 3 high power USB ports so you can charge 3 devices…
Fundie Undies
Valentines day is a time to share your love with the person closest to your heart. These underwear are a fantastic way to…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…

