The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
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Switch Blade Comb
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Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
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Sony ZV-1 II Vlog Camera
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DJI Osmo Action
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The Office Quizpedia
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VW T1 Camper Pet Carrier
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Smart Smoke Detector by Nest
Sick of the smoke alarm going off due to your cooking? well with the Nest Protect those days are behind you. Just give…
Electric Cocktail Mixer And Pourer
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Giant Inflatable Pickle Rick
What Rick and Morty fan doesn’t love Pickle Rick! Well now you can bring pickle Rick to the pool, party or even work…
US Parks Scratch Off Map
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Poo In Progess Sign
Ensure a peaceful, uninterrupted throne time by hanging this humorous “deeply satisfying poo in progress” sign on your bathroom door. Standing at nearly…

