The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
My Penis is a Dick Book
Have a laugh with “My Penis is a Dick” which beautifully illustrates over 50 common mental debates a guy has with his penis.…
Teacher Life Coloring Book
Coloring books aren’t just kids stuff! This teaching-themed coloring book is a great activity for those brave adults who serve on the front…
Reversible Chewbacca Jacket
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to…
Metal Wine Rack
Every house could use a fully loaded wine shelf. This metal wine rack is an elegant and modern storage solution for wine bottles.…
Star Trek Catan
Test your cunning and diplomatic prowess against your friends in this Trek-inspired version of the classic Settlers of Catan strategy game. Special Character…
Gigantic Coffee Mug
Mind over matter gets serious with this Gigantic Coffee Mug. Have you felt as though your coffee drinking has gotten out of control?…
Super Mario Warp Pipe Outlet Cover
Level up your home decor game with this Super Mario Warp Pipe outlet cover! Adding a vibrant, geeky touch to any room, this…
Giant Flip-Cup Cups
Step up your flip cup games at your next party with these massive flip cup cups. If your crew loves drinking games this will…
Poop Like a Champion Cereal
With 100% of your daily fiber in 1.6 servings this low carb and gluten free cereal will have you pooping like a champion.…
Sony RX100 VII Digital Camera
If you love to make videos or you’re sick of using your phone to take pictures the Sony RX100 VII is a fantastic…

