The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Rainbow Bath Mat
Add a bit of color to your bathroom with this incredibly vibrant rainbow bath mat. This fuzzy mat will make showering or taking…
EverRatchet: Ratchet Keychain Tool
It’s always handy to have a ratchet in your pocket. The EverRatchet keeps you well equipped; with its 1/4″ ratchet, fire flint, scraper,…
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Frog Feet Slippers
Ready to hop into serious comfort? These adult-sized Frog Feet Slippers are big, bright, and ridiculously cozy! Crafted with vibrant lime green, high-quality…
Car Unused Buttons Stickers
Add a touch of humor to your car’s interior with these playful car button stickers. Give life to unused buttons with options like…
Sleeping Bag for Dogs
Give your dog the bed they deserve while camping with the Ruffwear sleeping bag for dog. This lightweight sleeping bag is a no…
Keys Phone Wallet Doormat
Never leave the house without your keys, phone, wallet with this doormat. The giant text on this doormat will ensure you remember your…
Monitor Light Bar (Screen Light)
Light up your desk without the glare. This monitor light bar clips onto the top of your screen and casts a warm, even…
Armored Truck Piggy Bank
Keep your cash locked down tight with the Armored Truck Piggy Bank, the Fort Knox of coin storage! This isn’t just any piggy…

