The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Elago AirPods Ear Hooks
Perfect for runners and athletes, these gentle loops rest comfortably over the backs of your ears and provide your pods with the grip…
Amazon Alexa Echo Studio
Bring high quality audio to your home with the Amazon Alexa Echo Studio. This Alexa powered speaker featuring high quality “3D sound” and…
Scizza: Pizza Scissors
Looking for a way to slice up your pizza with ease? Look no further than the Scizza pizza scissors! These scissors make sectioning…
Color My Boobs Coloring Book
Ever wanted to draw some clean lines on a beautiful bosom? The opportunity has never looked better. The Color My Boobs Coloring Book…
Garden Tool Handle Knee Pads
Make gardening sessions a breeze with these Garden Tool Handle Knee Pads. These knee pads have soft foam that makes them very comfortable…
Lawn Zombie Decoration
With Halloween right around the corner there is no better way to scare potential trick or treaters than with a zombie digging out…
Tactical BBQ Apron
With the Tactical BBQ Apron, you can take on the grill like a true BBQ commando. It has more compartments, clips, and pouches…
Nintendo Switch Lite
If you’re a handheld gamer you’ll love the new Nintendo Switch Lite. It can play all of the great games from the Switch…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Butter Pillow
Bakers, prepare to loaf around in comfort with this butter pillow. With its vibrant design, it adds a playful touch to your living…

