The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Oh look the gnome forest in your garden is under attack from Godzilla! Make sure your garden is defended from gnome invaders with…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Mind over matter gets serious with this Gigantic Coffee Mug. Have you felt as though your coffee drinking has gotten out of control?…
Express your cheeky side with the middle finger doodle earrings, perfect for those days when you want to make a humorous statement without…
If you’re into emulating old games (legally of course!) the MJKJ RG351M will be your trusty companion. With support of PSP, N64, NDS,…
Give your drinks a nostalgic resting place with the Retro NES Cartridge Wood Coasters. Featuring punny takes on classic titles like “Drunkey Kong”…
Never leave the house without your keys, phone, wallet with this doormat. The giant text on this doormat will ensure you remember your…
Test your cunning and diplomatic prowess against your friends in this Trek-inspired version of the classic Settlers of Catan strategy game. Special Character…
The Christmas Story is a classic movie on anyone’s youth. Relive memories without shooting your eye out with this 20 inch tall Leg…
Why not have Star Wars right at your feet with this Star Wars Large Millennium Falcon Rug. It measures an inch less than…
