The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Ugly Dogs In Renaissance Painting Calendar
Feast your eyes on the artful blend of canine hilarity and classical paintings with the Ugly Dogs in Renaissance Paintings calendar. Each month…
Etched Skyline Wine Glass
These etched skyline wine glasses make a great gift for the the wine lover in your life who lives in a major city.…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Twister Yoga Mat Towel
The forces of yoga and twister have combined in this hilarious Twister yoga mat towel. Just throw it over any yoga mat to…
Balloon Garland Kit
Add some color and fun to a party with this pastel balloon garland kit. If you’re hosting a graduation party or even a…
Hotline Bling Ugly Christmas Sweater
You used to call me on my cell phone… Hotline Bling has been stuck in everyone’s head for weeks now. Commemorate this achievement…
Metal Gear Solid Special Forces Patches
Whether it’s Foxhound, Diamond Dogs, or the original FOX unit, Big Boss and Solid Snake have belonged to some of the most iconic…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Handmade Pretzel Mugs
Add a touch of whimsy to your tableware collection with these Handmade Pretzel Mugs. Crafted with care, each ceramic mug showcases the delightful…

