The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
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Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
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Dunk on your friends using a brew with this magnetic bottle opener with built-in hoop cap catcher. Plus it has a powerful magnet to…
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Ever have the desire to consume a large amount of orange flavored candy in a single sitting? How about an entire pound of…
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…
Ready to hop into serious comfort? These adult-sized Frog Feet Slippers are big, bright, and ridiculously cozy! Crafted with vibrant lime green, high-quality…
Why lift a 25 pound weight when you can chug a 25 ounce glass of frothy deliciousness! This dumbbell shaped beer glass is…
Kicking around a regular soccer ball can be fun but why not step it up a notch with this massive 6 foot tall…
DON’T GET STABBED! is an easy to learn party game where you get to kill your family and friends (for pretend). The game…
