The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
World’s Best Boss Mug (The Office)
Every Office fan knows the mug. The World’s Best Boss mug is the exact one Michael Scott proudly keeps on his desk, the…
Canon IVY: Clippable, Go Anywhere Camera
If you’re looking for a fun small affordable camera maybe the Canon IVY will be perfect for you. It’s rugged and waterproof like…
Sitting Robot Industrial Lamp
Light up your room with some company using this steampunk styled industrial robot lamp. Built with pipes this lamp is sure to drawn…
PlayStation Paladone Drink Coasters
Protect your table tops and impress your guests with these bold, colorful drink coasters styled after Playstation’s signature button symbols! With the top…
Momofuko Spicy Sauce
If you’ve ever been to NYC you’ve likely heard of Momofuko. With restaurants all over the world at this point Momofuko’s unique flavors…
NERF Fortnite Rocket Launcher
Bring the heavy artillery to the NERF gun fight with this Fortnite inspired rocket launcher. This wild NERF gun shoots giant foam rockets.
Portable Snack Storage Jars
Have an OCD-like affinity for organized snacking? Perfect! This quadruple stack of storage compartments is bound to be your BFF ;) Created for…
Viewable Root Garden
This delightful little garden offers education, nutrition, and entertainment! Grow your own veggies and watch the root process take place! It offers multiple…
Scrabble Coasters
Who doesn’t love a good old fashioned game of Scrabble. Knocking back a few glasses of wine while spelling words is a pastime…
Slash & Serve Meat Claws
Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and…

