The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Hands-Free Umbrella
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this…
Four Thousand Years Of World History
Ever wonder who was running the show 4,000 years ago? Dive into “The Histomap” (1931), a stunningly colorful and remastered Giclée print that…
Lego Head Wall Clock
Got a kid who is currently obsessed with legos? Buy this Lego Head Wall Clock for them, seriously. This delightfully cute and creative…
Harry Potter Uno Card Game
500 points to Gryffindor! Finally a Harry Potter Uno game featuring your favorite characters, with the classic rules.
Friends Peephole Frame Replica
Any fan of the hit TV show Friends would love Joey or Chandler blasting through their door. Well now you can get one…
Beer Can Stein
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
Transformer Autobot Cufflinks
We’re all robots in disguise but why not show off your inner workings with these kick ass autobot cufflinks from Transformers. Just make…
Amazon Prime Membership
Amazon Prime is so useful that you might as well be giving someone an entire year of their life back. For many people…
PlayStation Neon Lights
Show your affinity for PlayStation with these unique neon lights feature the PlayStation paladone icons. Any gamer will recognize the classic PS symbols…

