The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Jumbo Wine Glass
Need to finish a bottle of wine without your friends noticing you have a problem? Well the jumbo wine glass holds an entire…
Star Trek Catan
Test your cunning and diplomatic prowess against your friends in this Trek-inspired version of the classic Settlers of Catan strategy game. Special Character…
Ultimate Cocktail Kit
Drinks all around! Any drinker will love the Ultimate Cocktail Kit. Full of fun syrups, sugars, coasters, and more there are plenty of…
Mushroom Lamp
Enhance your bedside ambiance with the Mushroom Lamp. Crafted from a combination of rich walnut and sleek beech wood, this mushroom-shaped lamp boasts…
Lock Pick Earrings
One of the worst things that you can do is find yourself in a situation for which you’re unprepared, particularly when it comes…
Giant Taco Pool Float
Taco ’bout an awesome pool raft. Complete with a mischievous mustache and playful eyes, this guy is sure to invite smiles. You bring…
Boosted Board Mini S: Electric Skateboard
Boosted is back with a brand new board. The Boosted board Mini S is the perfect companion for commuting in the city. With a…
Boba Tea Plushie
Who doesn’t love bubble tea and it’s tapioca ball goodness. This cute boba tea plushie is sure to be right at home in…
Giant Donut Beach Blanket
Give your next visit to the beach some dessert flair with this massive donut beach blanket. With a five foot span it’s big…
WWE Belt Waffle Maker
Step into the breakfast ring with the WWE Belt Waffle Maker, the undisputed champ of morning meals! Perfect for wrestling fans with a…

