The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Squeeze Pops for Your Cat
Ever notice your friendly feline staring longingly into your eyes as you eat a Go-Gurt or Freezie Pop? They want to be able…
100 Things To Do After Quarantine Scratch-Off Poster
Get ready for the post-corona world with this massive scratch-off poster with 100 things to do after quarantine. From road trips to concerts…
Clicks iPhone Keyboard Case
Rekindle your love for tactile typing with the Clicks iPhone Keyboard Case, a throwback to the BlackBerry era with a modern twist. This…
Star Trek Wines
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sip a Cardassian Kanar at Quark’s bar? Well now you can find out!…
100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster
This poster contains 100 of the best movies from around the globe. As you start watching through this list of 100 films you…
Beer Mug Pool Float
As quaint as it is snuggly comfortable, this pool float designed to uncannily resemble a beer mug will be a great addition for…
Mini Toothpick Crossbow
Launch toothpicks all over the place with this mini toothpick crossbow. No matter if it’s for some fun at the office or home…
Rubber Duck Floating Bar
Turn any body of water into an instant party with the rubber duck floating bar! This oversized, cheerful yellow duckie not only adds…
Smartphone Breathalyzer
Never know if you’re too drunk to drive home? well you most likely shouldn’t be driving but with this Breathometer Smartphone Breathalyzer you’ll be…
Rick and Morty Light Up Portal Gun
Go on an adventure with this Rick and Morty light up portal gun. Just shoot it on the wall and hop thru! Kidding…

