The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Heat Sensitive iPhone Case
You’ve got the hot hand. So use it. With this awesome thermal sensor cover case, every time you touch your phone it glows.…
Avocado Shaped Candle
Everyone’s favorite fruit is now an incredible candle. These delicious and hilarious candles will burn for about 5 hours and come in a…
Personalized Face Luggage
It’s not vanity. It’s just hilarious and logical ;) I mean, who’s gonna mistakenly snatch your luggage when it’s covered with your precious…
iPhone Case you can Plug into the Wall
I bet you’ve never plugged you phone straight into the wall… You never had a reason to either, until now. This iPhone case…
Mini Toothpick Crossbow
Launch toothpicks all over the place with this mini toothpick crossbow. No matter if it’s for some fun at the office or home…
OXO Vertical Lever Corkscrew
If your parents or friends are wine connoisseurs, or simply enjoy a bottle of vino with dinner, if that’s the case you can…
Pizza Earrings
Looking for a way to show off your love of pizza without actually having to share your slice? These pizza slice earrings are…
Disinfecting Wipes
Cleanliness matters, now more than ever. Disinfecting a classroom, package deliveries, and other objects that come into your home is a good way…
MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight
Light up the night with the MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight! With this ultra-bright flashlight in your hand, you’ll never have to worry about…
The Butt Towel
Get the perfect ass you’ve always wanted with this Butt Towel. Impress the babes and bros at the beach with a perfectly shaped,…

