The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
RovyVon Aurora A8 Flashlight
Light up the dark with the RovyVon Aurora A8 Flashlight – a pocket-sized powerhouse! With a new Lock mode, say goodbye to accidental…
Remote Control Flying Shark
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a…
Pet Camera with Treat Dispenser
Check in on your pet, and bribe them, from anywhere. This pet camera streams 2K video to your phone, follows your dog or…
Backrooms Miniature LED Night Light
Step into the eerie, unsettlingly cool world of the Backrooms right from your desk! This miniature LED diorama perfectly captures the nostalgic vibes…
Interlocking Coffee Cups
Serve coffee to your guests with ease using these interlocking coffee mugs. Carrying three coffee cups at time can be difficult well luckily these…
I Love Spreadsheets Mug
If your coworker is a wizard with Excel they’ll love this I <3 Spreadsheets mug. Best of all the artwork on this mug…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
LED Portal Bookends
Any geek will instantly recognize the orange and blue portals from the game Portal by Valve. Whether it’s for a book collection or…
Apple AirTag
Find just about anything with the Apple AirTag. These handy little gadgets can fit on a keychain, in luggage, on your dog, and…
Breakup Bean Plant
Because breaking up with someone via text isn’t impersonal enough, why not give your soon-to-be ex this Breakup Bean kit? Plant the bean…

