The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
The Millennium Falcon Owner’s Manual
Don’t feel bad if you can’t blast off into hyperspace at the turn of a hat, they made this manual for a reason.…
Houseplants and Hot Sauce: A Seek-and-Find Book for Grown-Ups
Explore unique illustrations like Sunday brunch and shopping with friends for succulents in this seek and find book for adults.
I Love Spreadsheets Mug
If your coworker is a wizard with Excel they’ll love this I <3 Spreadsheets mug. Best of all the artwork on this mug…
Jumbo Confetti Balloon
Who is having a party? This balloon will ensure your gathering is a ‘blast’. This Jumbo Confetti Balloon explodes into colorful wonder. Kind…
Beer-Infused Hot Sauce
Bring on the heat and boozy flavors will this unique set of beer-infused hot sauce. With 3 flavors including asian sriracha, garlic serrano,…
Wall Mounted Sunglass Organizer
Keep your shades collection sleek and orderly with this wall-mounted sunglass organizer. This space-saving solution offers various size options and comes in four…
Laser Guided Scissors
Make the exact cut with these scissors with a laser sight. Perfect for any arts & craft project or even just wrapping gifts,…
Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…
Deal With It Sunglasses
The perfect party shares! The Deal With It sunglasses are sure to show anyone your true thug life attitude. With it’s 8-bit style…
USB N64 Controller
If you don’t remember owning your friends at Goldeneye 64 on Nintendo 64 as a kid you may be too young for this…

