The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer
Want to unleash the power of Thor in your kitchen? Look no further than the Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer. This mini version of the…
Mike’s Hot Honey
Hot and sweet, the perfect combination, with Mike’s Hot Honey you can spice up any pizza or even salad! Just add a drizzle to…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Knife Cutting Finger Guard
Tired of cutting your fingers while cooking, well this knife cutting finger guard can easily protect your finger while cutting. Made of stainless…
Domo Blanket
Be consumed by the legendary Domo in this adorable and satisfyingly comfortable blanket. Made of high quality fleece and large enough to share!…
Homer Simpson Mr. Potato Head
Donut included. This wildly cute Mr. Potato Head was created to celebrate 25 years of Simpsons history. Fun and/or collectable! Check it out.
Microwave Bowl Huggers
When a piping hot bowl comes out of the microwave it’s nearly impossible to hold. Well have no feat the microwave bowl hugger…
I Survived Another Meeting Coffee Mug
Tired of pointless meetings? show your disdain with this coffee mug that reads “I survived another meeting that should have been an email”.…
Razer Ornata Chroma Gaming Keyboard
Every PC gamer knows how important a high quality keyboard is. The Razer Ornata Chroma gaming keyboard brings an incredible feel and performance.…
Personalized Comic Books
Whether it’s for Christmas, an anniversary or a birthday this personalized comic book is a fun gift for any geeky couple. This custom…

