The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Stranger Things Polaroid Camera
If you love Stranger Things you’ll love snapping photos on this Stranger Things Polaroid camera. This will make the ultimate accessory for your…
Floating Golf Greens
Check out these practice greens you can put in your pool! These floating golf greens come in a variety of sizes so anyone…
iPhone Fan
Finally your iPhone can keep you cool with this fan that goes in the bottom of your iPhone.
Don’t Use My Decorative Towels
Say goodbye to boring kitchen towels and hello to a sassy addition to your kitchen with our “Don’t Use F**king My Decorative Towels”!…
Fundie Undies
Valentines day is a time to share your love with the person closest to your heart. These underwear are a fantastic way to…
Pixel Keychain Light
We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Rose Wine Bath Bombs
Turn bath time into an oasis with these rose wine bath bombs. Loaded with coconut oil these bath bombs are sure to give…
Banana Neon Sign
Add more banana to just about any room with this banana neon sign. If you just want to add something playful to your…
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
“Honey, look at that tiny horse over there! IT IS SO CUTE”! Think of the praise you will get from having tiny horses…

