The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
What Do You Meme?
This adult party game for meme-lovers is a must at your next party. Perfect for the friends who love cards against humanity. With…
Pu94 Gaming Mouse
You know what’s better than a joystick on a mouse? Two joysticks! Especially when one of those consists of the upper shell of…
Library Scented Soy Candle
Add the classic vintage book smell to your reading nook at home with this soy wax candle that features scents of mahogany, oak,…
Oculus Go: VR Without a Phone or Computer
Finally a VR headset for anyone! No need to put your phone in it or have a huge gaming computer to power it.…
Back to The Future Hover Board Doormat
Finally a place to wipe off your self-lacing sneakers. This hilarious Back to the Future Hoverboard doormat is sure to give all visitors…
Facebook Like Oven Mitt
Give your freshly baked cookies a big thumbs up with this Facebook ‘Like’ Oven Mitt. This delightful mitt is well designed to offer…
Stanley Adventure Big Grip Beer Stein
The Stanley Adventure Big Grip Beer Stein is the perfect companion for beer enthusiasts who want to keep their brews cold for hours!…
Prosecco Pong
Frat party beer pong not your forte? That’s ok! Here’s a more sophisticated way to have fun drinking with friends at your next…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Disinfecting Wipes
Cleanliness matters, now more than ever. Disinfecting a classroom, package deliveries, and other objects that come into your home is a good way…

