The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
DJI Mavic 2 Drone
Take to the skies with new levels of camera quality with the new DJI Mavic 2. The DJI Mavic 2 Pro drone offers…
Homesick Scented Candle
What scent makes you think of home? These hand-poured candles have bottled the quintessential scents from every state and are sure to spark…
Pop Up Privacy Bed Tent
Next time you’re trying to slam a chick in your dorm room without your roommate noticing, this pop up privacy tent will come…
Coffee Infused Maple Syrup
Add a coffee kick to your pancakes with this coffee infused maple syrup. Handmade in Brooklyn this maple syrup infused with stumptown coffee is…
Pimple Popping Toy
Satisfy your odd obsession of popping pimples with this pimple popping toy. This rubber toy simulates the feel of popping a pimple with…
Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not…
Stack Infinite Soap Bar
Wish you could combine your old soap bar with your current for an infinite cycle, well now you can with the Stack infinite…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Govee Lyra RGBICWW Corner Floor Lamp
Light up your living room with the Govee Lyra RGBICWW Floor Lamp! This smart floor lamp boasts a slim outline and mesmerizing color…

