The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
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Switch Blade Comb
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DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
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Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
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Heart Shaped Hard Boiled Egg Mold
Show someone you love them in the morning and care about their nutrition with this Heart Shaped mold for your hard boiled eggs.…
HUNT22 Tiny UV Flashlight
Introducing HUNT22 – the world’s smallest & toughest Titanium UV flashlight. Hook it onto your keyring and explore the hidden world with this…
GoPro HERO12 Black
The GoPro HERO12 Black stands as a testament to advancement in action cameras. At its core is a 27MP image sensor, echoing its…
Electric Motor for Paper Airplanes
Convert any paper airplane into a long range flying machine with the tiny electric motor (made with carbon fiber!). This tiny motor will…
Crochet Knight Hat Beanie
Be the hit at any renfest with this crochet knight helmet beanie. Perhaps you just enjoy riding your fixed gear horse around town,…
Monopoly 85th Anniversary Edition
GPT Roll the dice on luxury with the Monopoly 85th Anniversary Edition, where classic gameplay meets glitz and glam! This isn’t just a…
Thicc Pokemon Cards
Get ready to beef up your Pokémon collection with these “Thicc” Pokémon cards! This set features Pikachu, Charizard, Blastoise, and Venusaur in all…
World’s Largest Snickers Bar
Sometimes you get hungry. Other times you get REALLY hungry. This is for one of those other times. This snickers bar is a…
Speks Fidget Sphere Toy
Tackle boredom head-on with the Speks geode sphere fidget toy! This isn’t just any sphere; it’s a 3D puzzle waiting for your touch.…
Swannies: Glasses for Gamers & Techies
With holiday festivities around the corner, ’tis the season to ensure you and your loved ones get enough zzz’s. Innovative Swannies blue light…