The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Magnetic Bottle Opener with Hoop Cap Catcher
Dunk on your friends using a brew with this magnetic bottle opener with built-in hoop cap catcher. Plus it has a powerful magnet to…
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Orange Starburst 1lb Bag
Ever have the desire to consume a large amount of orange flavored candy in a single sitting? How about an entire pound of…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
Turkey Hat
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…
Frog Feet Slippers
Ready to hop into serious comfort? These adult-sized Frog Feet Slippers are big, bright, and ridiculously cozy! Crafted with vibrant lime green, high-quality…
Dumbbell Beer Glass
Why lift a 25 pound weight when you can chug a 25 ounce glass of frothy deliciousness! This dumbbell shaped beer glass is…
Giant 6 Foot Soccer Ball
Kicking around a regular soccer ball can be fun but why not step it up a notch with this massive 6 foot tall…
DON’T GET STABBED! The Card Game
DON’T GET STABBED! is an easy to learn party game where you get to kill your family and friends (for pretend). The game…

