The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Full Body Sleeping Bag
Say I love to camp all the time with this wearable sleeping bag that covers your entire body. Staying warm while outside is…
Flying Sky Lantern
Add some awesome fun to any event with these flying sky lanterns. Great for weddings, New Years, birthday parties or just alone in…
Elgato Stream Deck
Take command of your live streams with 15 programmable keys that allow you to change scenes, play video, music, and more. With built-in…
Doom 4 Helmet
Strike fear in the dark hearts of demons with this incredibly detailed Doom 4 inspired helmet! With game-accurate details such as the Mark…
Leaf Sticky Notes
Leaf notes everywhere you go for a nature feel cover a wall in your house with these cute little leaf sticky notes. Maybe…
The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You
If you’ve been concerned with what might kill you, they have a book for it!
Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Dunder Mifflin Sweatshirt
Show your love for the #1 paper company on the planet with this Dunder Mifflin sweatshirt. Perfect for lounging around the house or…
Unicorn Ice Cube Tray
Bring the mystical power of unicorns directly to your drinks with this hilarious unicorn ice cube tray. With its unique unicorn shape and…

