The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Vitruvi Stone Diffuser
Elevate your home decor with the Vitruvi Stone Diffuser. Crafted from premium ceramic, it combines sculptural elegance with functionality. Choose between 4-hour and…
Balloon Animal Bookends
Ever have a need for a balloon animal with a practical application? IMM Living Big Top Bookend is your answer. Post this friendly…
Troll Planters
Trolls are known for luck, and this is your lucky day. You can now purchase the Plantroll (Original Ace Troll Doll With Air…
Fortunes Against Humanity
Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find…
Microsoft Surface Headphones 2
Looking for high quality headphones with noise cancelling? well look no further than the Microsoft Surface Headphones 2. With incredible omnisonic sound, active…
Street Fighter 2 Super Turbo Portraits
Fighting game fans rejoice! What better way to remember the Street Fighter 2 than with these unique pixel perfect portraits. These 8×10 inch…
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
Prosecco Pong
Frat party beer pong not your forte? That’s ok! Here’s a more sophisticated way to have fun drinking with friends at your next…
Stubby Strip Drink Tote
How have we only found out about the most convenient drink carrying device in the world? The Stubby Strip is the ultimate can…
Map of the Universe Sculpture
This small crystal sculpture represents just the portions of the universe we’ve been able to observe using data from the 2dF Galaxy Redshift…

