The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Portable Snack Storage Jars
Have an OCD-like affinity for organized snacking? Perfect! This quadruple stack of storage compartments is bound to be your BFF ;) Created for…
iPhone 11 Pro
Another year and Apple is back with a new iPhone, the latest iPhone 11 Pro features a Stunning Pro Display, A13 Bionic, Cutting-Edge…
Clip-On Seat Belt Cutting Multi-Tool
Be prepared in case of a car crash with this seat belt multi tool loaded with all kind of gadgets for an emergency.…
Neighborwoods Map Coasters
Whether you’re in NYC or Austin the Neighborwoods map coasters have options for over a dozen popular US cities. These rustic looking coasters…
Blank Whiteboard Wall Clock
Siri isn’t too good with the whole A.M. / P.M. thing when telling her to set a reminder. Never miss out on a…
Klingon Silk Tie
If you want to bring honor and glory to your formal wear, you can’t Gowron with this stylish silk tie! With black Klingon…
The Keyboard Waffle Iron
Why serve boring old waffles when you can have a geeky keyboard shaped waffle. Just bring throw the keyboard waffle iron on a…
Doom Eternal
The seminal classic returns to PS4, Xbox, Switch, and PC in a sequel so action-packed and furious that it defies description. The levels…
Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
Color Changing Umbrella
Bring a little color to a rainy day with this color changing umbrella. With rain graphics near the edge that are activated when…

