The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Car Hitch Key Vault
Make your next adventure a worry-free one with the Car Hitch Key Vault! This innovative solution slides right into the hitch on your…
Pogs and Slammers
If you grew up in the early 90’s you’re sure to recognize Pogs and Slammers. Plus who could forget Milhouse’s Alf Pog from the…
Super Mario Piranha Plant Light
Just about any gamer will recognize the iconic piranha plant from Super Mario. This Super Mario piranha plant light will bring a bit…
Portable Sauna
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna.…
ASUS ROG Swift PG279Q Monitor
Protect your eyes while you decimating the competition! This blazingly fast monitor boasts an incredibly short response time of one single millisecond, as…
Arlo Video Doorbell
Bring a bit of security to your doorstep with the Arlo video doorbell. With people detection you’ll know anytime is coming to your…
Christmas Light USB iPhone Charger
Who doesn’t want to bring the holiday season in, especially while charging their phone. This lightning cable is sure to bring the Christmas…
Pretzel Pool Float
Who doesn’t love a salty pretzel on a summer day. Well now you can rock a pretzel all summer long with this giant…
Shit Out Of Luck Multi-Tool
If you are the adventurous type you may find yourself in situations that call for an item that can help you when you…
The Office Sign
What office space would be complete without the classic “Office” sign from The Office. Whether it’s for your home, work, or bedroom this…

