The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
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Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Add a bit of color to your bathroom with this incredibly vibrant rainbow bath mat. This fuzzy mat will make showering or taking…
Slap a photo on the fridge and make some meme magic happen with these meme fridge magnets. You’ll finally be able to have…
Who isn’t a fan of everyone’s favorite cookie loving beast from Sesame Street. You’re sure to enjoy milk and cookies with this Cookie Monster…
Get the inside scoop from the man himself, I am C-3PO takes you through the inside story of Anthony Daniels who played C3PO…
The latest Apple Watch is here with a larger display, better healthy features, and a redesigned body. The new edge-to-edge display is stunning…
And at that moment Cheesus Christ laid out the 5 rules of moral cheeseage: Thou shalt grate against the grain. Thou shalt taste…
Store your keys easily right when you get into your apartment with this magnetic light switch cover. Inside this brilliant light switch is a neodymium magnet…
Keep your AirPods Pro safe with this rugged leather case made from vegetable-tanned Horween leather. This premium looking AirPods case will not only…
I’m a pickle Morty!!! Relive the hilarious episode of Rick and Morty for Halloween with this inflatable Pickle Rick costume. This officially licensed…
