The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Water Balloon Sling Shot
Water balloons are easily one of the best ways to beat the heat in the summer. Not only do you get to cool…
Batman Brake Light Cover
Want a Batman shaped brake light? just cut out one of these batman brake light covers and apply it to your brake light…
Fuzzy Gnome Planters
Say hello to your new fuzzy friends, the Gnome Planters! Standing at a cute 5-6 inches, these little guys come in stylish shades…
Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses
Put back that whiskey with a scientific touch. These adorable Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses will add a touch of whimsy and scientific discovery…
Personalized Teacher Pencil Name Plate
An adorable and friendly way to designate the teacher’s desk, these cute name plates are made from wood, painted, and are available in…
Personalized Star Trek Decanter
Star Trek has always been about a brighter future, and now you can toast to that undiscovered country in stellar style with this…
i-Scream Vibrator
I scream, you scream, we all scream for an I-Scream Vibrator! This delightful adult toy will have you creaming and screaming in no…
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
Monstera Leaf Rug
Infuse a tropical vibe into your living space with the monstera leaf rug. Made from plush acrylic, this area rug not only feels…
NPR TikTok T-Shirt
Flaunt your flair for both viral hits and smart reporting with our NPR TikTok T-Shirt, featuring the catchy text “Yeah I listen to…

