The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Seinfeld Jerkstore T-Shirt
Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…
Famous Paintings Cat Scratchers
Let your cat scratch in style with these famous paintings cat scratchers that are purrfect for any cultured and classy cat parent. Your…
Evil Hot Gummy Bears
Hot hot heat. Check out these devilishly cute bears. Infused with habanero and love. Spicy as can be, but also delicious (if you…
Hundred Dollar Bill Towel
Feel like a million bucks in this towel, well at least one hundred bucks. When you whip this out on the beach people…
Cyberpunk 2077 Johnny Silverhand FunkoPOP
Keanu Reeves is the Internet’s Boyfriend, and now his Cyberpunk 2077 character can be your new toy friend! Modeled after Johnny Silverhand and…
Pirate Peg Leg Chopsticks
Hop over to your favorite sushi shop with these peg leg pirate chopsticks. Fantastic for the kids who may be afraid of pure…
Spinning Cat Scratcher Ball
Any cat will go nuts on this round cat scratcher. The wood design will look great in any living room and cats will…
Spyderco Bug: Mini Knife
This tiny knife made by Spyderco will always come in handy. No matter why you need a knife the convenience of the Spyderco…
Thug Life Temporary Tattoo
Are you down with OPP? Well you know me! With this Tug Life Tattoo temporarily on your body you’ll be able to get…
Grass Flip Flops
GO GREEN! How good to does grass feel under your feet? Pretty good. Take this experience with you wherever you roam. Step on…

