The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
AFK (Away From Keyboard) T-Shirt
When you’re going for a jog, it’s really important that the people you encounter know that you’re not sitting down at home in…
GameBoy AirPods Case
Finally worlds collide with this GameBoy inspired AirPods case. A perfect way to keep your Apple AirPods safe all while rocking this geeky…
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
100 Things To Do After Quarantine Scratch-Off Poster
Get ready for the post-corona world with this massive scratch-off poster with 100 things to do after quarantine. From road trips to concerts…
Reusable Produce Bags
Anyone who has been to the grocery store knows how wasteful produce bags can be. Well, now you can easily be environmentally friendly…
Cat Hammock Wall Activity Center
Have mischievous kittens at home? give them a new toy to jump around on with this cat wall hammock activity center. For the house cats…
World’s Smallest Operation Board Game
Oh, you think you’re good at Operation? Only the realest gamers have the precision and skill necessary to master World’s Smallest Operation. With…
F**k Off Soy Candle
Whether it’s a friend or a mosquito this “F**k off” candle will say it for you. It’ll ward away bugs with its citronella…
Yoga Dinnerware Plates
Give off positive energy at your next dinner party with this set of yoga dinnerware plates. With different motivational and inspirational saying on…
Roku Premiere 4k Streaming Player
Let’s be honest who needs cable anymore with Netflix and all of these other streaming services.The Roku Premiere offers an affordable way to…

