The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Ooni Outdoor Pizza Oven
This absolute heater of a pizza oven can get your pie soaring to temps of up to 932 degrees Fahrenheit. Providing an absolutely…
Game of Thrones Sword Letter Opener
Slice through the letters and armor like a true champion of war with this Game of Thrones letter opener. Engage in combat and…
Dinosaur Lunch Box
Whether you carry a carnivorous sandwich or just a PB&J they will fit snug in this dinosaur lunch box mouth. Durable and realistic…
Star Wars Vinyl Record Clock
Made from a real vinyl record this Star Wars themed clock is battery-powered and features light saber hands.
Harry Potter Pillow Set
After a long day, you can retire to your common room with these incredibly cute Harry Potter pillows. Take a nap, watch or…
Rubik’s Cube Light
This fully functional Rubix Cube Light will generate some positivity wherever it is kept. Beautifully illuminated and well designed, this cube will ensure…
Stomp Jr. Glow Rocket
Are you looking for a toy that will keep reminding your boy about his core subjects in school? If yes, then you should…
Ring Smart Home Security System
Dump your traditional security company with Ring’s smart home security system. Get alerts when any window or door in your house is opened or…
Beer-Infused Hot Sauce
Bring on the heat and boozy flavors will this unique set of beer-infused hot sauce. With 3 flavors including asian sriracha, garlic serrano,…
Inflatable T-Rex Costume
Stomp around the block stealing candy on Halloween with this inflatable T-Rex costume. Just insert batteries and watch your body transform into this Jurassic World…

