The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Bath Noodles Body Wash
Dive into a bowl of fun with Bath Noodles Body Wash! Transform your shower time into an unforgettable noodle extravaganza. These sudsy, noodle-inspired…
The Gentleman’s Guide to Cocktails
Turn on your class and go suave. This book outlines all the classics and some modern twists sure to prove your cocktail knowledge…
Levitating Bonsai Tree
Growing a bonsai tree is an ancient art from Japan. Well now you can add a little bit of modern to this art…
Harry Potter Cookie Cutter Set
No party is complete without cookies, and now you can use these cookie cutters to reflect the best series out there. It includes…
Retro Game iPhone Case
Remember those old school metal ball in a maze games? well now you can relive it on the reg with these iPhone cases.…
Pocket Shot Arrow Slingshot
Practice your love of archery everywhere without lugging around an entire bow with this pocket shot arrow slingshot. Additionally you can shoot steel balls…
Pixel Keychain Light
We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel…
Star Wars Storm Trooper Cufflinks
Dress like you’re part of the Empire with these classy Storm Trooper Cufflinks. Officially licensed from the movie this will make the perfect…
Falling Books Bookend
Add a bit of disbelief to your daunting bookshelf in your reading room with this falling books bookend. The clever design showcases a coupling…
Cheeseburger Backpack
Fans of Steven Universe are sure to recognize this iconic Cheeseburger Backpack. Perfect for carrying your lettuce filled lunch to school or work. You…

