The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
GameBoy AirPods Case
Finally worlds collide with this GameBoy inspired AirPods case. A perfect way to keep your Apple AirPods safe all while rocking this geeky…
Inflatable Car Air Mattress
Camping is a blast but setting up a tent can be a pain. Why set up a tent when you have a perfectly…
Ninja SLUSHi Slushie Maker
Craving a frosty margarita or creamy frappe without the hassle? The Ninja SLUSHi whips up perfect slushies from wine, soda, juice, or even…
Bao Dumpling Light
Who doesn’t love a classic pork bao, no one can resist what lies within a bao dumpling. Finally you can bring back the…
Chocolate Ammo Candy Making Kit
Reload and get chubby with these chocolate ammo candies! Kids will love the safe nature of these projectiles, and I don’t know an…
Sleeping Cat Pillow
Who doesn’t feel relaxed seeing a sleeping cat in the corner. This sleeping cat pillow is a perfect way to add a relaxing…
Dragon Ball Z Color Changing Mugs
Who says anime and coffee don’t mix? This set of Dragon Ball Z mugs are awesome. When they get heated up the raw…
Star Wars Light Switch Cover
Which side are you on? This Star Wars Light Switch Cover helps remind you to live in Light or Darkness with the flick…
Portable Nightlight Balls
Light your way to the bathroom at night with these seriously neat portable nightlight balls. Lasting up to 30 minutes these balls will…
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…

