The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Chocolate Ammo Candy Making Kit
Reload and get chubby with these chocolate ammo candies! Kids will love the safe nature of these projectiles, and I don’t know an…
TMNT Pajamas
Looking good while you’re asleep is important. Being ready to take down the Foot Clan at a moment’s notice is even more important.…
Lamborghini Murcielago Kid’s Car
Lamborghini Mercy, your kid will look so ballin’ in this matte black working Lamborghini Murcielago. With it’s working LED lights, reverse and forward gears…
Rainbow Neon Wall Light
Add a touch of rainbow to any room with this rainbow neon wall light. This retro wall light is sure to turn any…
Vintage Light Bulbs
Quickly turn your run-down basement into the neighborhood’s most premier speakeasy with these vintage squirrel cage filament light bulbs. Just bright enough to…
Kitty In A Jar Candle
Add a purr-fect touch of charm to your home with the Kitty in a Jar Candle! These delightful 3.5-inch soy-wax candles come in…
Bee Hive Honeycomb Dessert Pan
Buzz-worthy treats are just a bake away with this delightful bee hive honeycomb dessert pan. Designed by Nordic Ware, the pan measures 12.25″…
Hotline Bling Ugly Christmas Sweater
You used to call me on my cell phone… Hotline Bling has been stuck in everyone’s head for weeks now. Commemorate this achievement…
Concrete Cactus Lamp
If you have a modern desert vibe in your house you’ll love this concrete cactus lamp. Anyone can appreciate the cactus outline on…
SwitchPod: Tripod for Vloggers
Whether you film vlogs for fun or travel it can be annoying to get your camera in the right position. Well the SwitchPod…

