The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
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Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
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Get your claws on this ‘Filthy Animal’ sweater! Crafted for comfort with a soft acrylic-cotton blend, it’s perfect for spreading mischievous cheer. Ideal…
Any Fortnite fan will instantly recognize the Fortnite Loot Llama. Show your love for Fortnite with this officially licensed Fortnite shirt.
Carry your kid in style with this piggyback rider harness system. Just snap your kid and yourself in and you’ll be carrying your…
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Reading a tape measure can be annoying, you want an exact length, well with this digital tape measure you’ll get an exact read…
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Call me Doctor. Not quite as fancy as the one on the show, but a practical little gadget none the less. Look like…
You can get in the mood for gaming from the second you walk in the door with these retro gaming light switches! An…
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
