The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
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Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
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What man wouldn’t love a beer manly wrapped around their can of PBR. Perfect for the summer picnics this beard beer koozie will…
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Bored at work? Skip the spreadsheet and channel your inner Pam Beesly! This unofficial coloring book features 20 intricate, hand-drawn illustrations inspired by…
A first-of-its-kind tape measure specially created for kids, the patent-pending tool is designed in the shape of a bird’s head, with the tape…
There’s no better way to spend the holidays than with your favorite Ninja Turtles gang. Grab a slice of pizza at an ugly…
Why not represent the true stench of your dirty laundry with this Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket.We all go through periods of rough stench, be…
Premium phone features come to a phone at more of a budget price point with the Google Pixel 3a. All of the great…
Because breaking up with someone via text isn’t impersonal enough, why not give your soon-to-be ex this Breakup Bean kit? Plant the bean…
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