The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Tiny Knife That Fits in Collar, Phone Case, or Wallet
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Death Star Planter
Check out this adorable Death Star planter. The perfect size for your windowsill, desk, or kitchenette! It will fit one small plant and…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
Flat Tom Stair Rug
Who doesn’t love to see Tom from Tom & Jerry be bested! This hilarious “Flat Cat Rug” shows Tom flat as a board…
Star Wars Light Switch Cover
Which side are you on? This Star Wars Light Switch Cover helps remind you to live in Light or Darkness with the flick…
Giant Mustache Pool Float
Make a splash with a stash using this giant mustache pool float! At 8 feet long this handlebar mustache float is the classiest…
Cat Butt Fridge Magnets
This is the perfect fridge magnet for the cat lover in your life. These cat butt refrigerator magnets are sure to give everyone…
Serenity Stone Pillows
Bring serenity to your yoga space with theseserenity stone floor pillows. These plushy pillows can be used as yoga props or just as…
Inflatable Crayon Bounce House
Out with the same old moon bounces and in with this unique crayon themed bounce house. Perfect in the yard for your kids in…
Doorknob Hanging Memo Pads
No longer forget something when you leave the house with these memo pads that hang from a doorknob. The perfect way to write…
The Card That Never Stops Playing Music
Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is…
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
Library Card Coasters
Everyone remembers getting their library book stamped at the library. With multiple dates stamped in different colors these coasters are made to look…