The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Crystal Geode Amethyst Candle
Crystal fans will love burning this unique crystal geode amethyst candle. This 100% wax candle is made from soy and paraffin wax and…
Star Wars Highball Glass Set
Raise a glass to the Dark Side with the Star Wars Highball Glass Set. Whether you prefer Darth Vader or Stormtroopers, these etched…
Samsung Space Saving Computer Monitor
If you work in a tight workspace any inch of space saved can be helpful. Samsung has developed a new monitor that mounts…
Inflatable Pickle Rick Costume
I’m a pickle Morty!!! Relive the hilarious episode of Rick and Morty for Halloween with this inflatable Pickle Rick costume. This officially licensed…
Rock Climbing Wall Panels
Boring walls are for boring people, how about a fucking rock wall, wall? Well finally they are here, panels for any way so…
Batman Chess Set
Batman fans who love chess will lose their mind over this Batman chess set featuring the Dark Knight vs the Joker. Officially licenced…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Tabletop Fire Pit
No matter if it’s for a fun dinner at home, celebrating a birthday, or just for fun this tabletop fire pit is sure…
Star Trek Catan
Test your cunning and diplomatic prowess against your friends in this Trek-inspired version of the classic Settlers of Catan strategy game. Special Character…
Jumbo Confetti Balloon
Who is having a party? This balloon will ensure your gathering is a ‘blast’. This Jumbo Confetti Balloon explodes into colorful wonder. Kind…