The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Fortnite Jenga
The classic Jenga game with a Fortnite twist. With artwork and characters from Fortnite you use holes in the blocks to have your…
ThinkFun Gravity Maze Marble game
The ThinkFun Gravity Maze marble game is a fun and challenging game designed for children to sharpen their logical reasoning and planning skills.…
Individual Sriracha Packets
Sriracha is an addiction for just about anyone, well now you can get your fix anywhere with these portable individual Sriracha packets. No longer…
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Giant Inflatable Unicorn
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Meta Quest Pro VR Headset
The Quest Pro brings a high end VR experience to the masses. With incredible optics, full-color mixed reality, and a new slim design…
Melting Clock
Any art fan will recognize this melting clock from Salvador Dali painting “The Persistence of Memory”. Fantastic to add an artsy touch to the…
Pocket Sand
Who doesn’t remember Rusty Shackleford’s pocket sand from King of the Hill. Dale Gribble always had tricks up his sleeve and his protection from assaulters…
Three Player Chess
2 player chess is for the weak minded, now you can add a 3rd layer of complexity to your chess games with a…
To Be A Master: An anthology of erotic Pokemon Go stories
There is a rule on the internet. If you can think of it, someone has made it. To Be A Master: An anthology…

