The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
Six Pack Beer Cooler Tote
Bring a chilled 6-pack of beers when you meet up with the boys using this tote bag. Best of all it includes a…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Keys Phone Wallet Doormat
Never leave the house without your keys, phone, wallet with this doormat. The giant text on this doormat will ensure you remember your…
Fifty Shades of Chicken
If Fifty Shades of Grey got you hot and bothered imagine what a piping hot and juicy chicken out of the oven can…
Unicorn Mask
Running around in a magical unicorn mask can turn some heads, luckily it’s now available! Throw your old horse head mask away, and get…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Inflatable Floating Drink Holders
Bring your drink into the pool (or two!) load up one of these inflatable floating drink holders and you’ll be sure your drink…
Among Us Pocket T-Shirt
What fan of Among Us wouldn’t appreciate this shirt with a crewmate popping up from the front pocket.
Samsung Space Saving Computer Monitor
If you work in a tight workspace any inch of space saved can be helpful. Samsung has developed a new monitor that mounts…
Oculus Quest 2
The Oculus Quest has been one of the most popular Virtual Reality devices over the past few years. Facebook has launched their successor…
Marshmallows to Add to Any Cereal
We all know the best thing about Lucky Charms are the crunchy marshmallows. Well now you can finally have a bowl of just the marshmallows,…
Slap-On Sunglasses
Combine the never-ending fun of slap bracelets with the usefulness of sunglasses, then sprinkle in a little extra portability and voilà! You have…