The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Star Wars Cookware Collection
The cooking Star Wars fan will geek out at this Le Creuset Star Wars collection. From the iconic Han Solo carbonite roaster to…
Whalecum Doormat
Greet your guests with a splash of humor with this Whalecum Doormat. This witty and whimsical mat is perfect for anyone who loves…
Tetris Color Changing Mug
With this heat sensitive Tetris mug you can experience the pleasure of finally getting that last I-block while also experiencing the pleasure of…
Wickedly Delicious Halloween Drink Recipes
Ready to throw the spookiest bash on the block? This is your essential spellbook for crafting over 100 wickedly delicious cocktails. Whether you’re…
Giant Inflatable Bowling
Spring has sprung, so why not find a big open space, crack a beer, grill some burgers, and throw a huge inflatable ball…
Don’t F**k Up The Table Coasters
Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it…
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
Jumbo Confetti Balloon
Who is having a party? This balloon will ensure your gathering is a ‘blast’. This Jumbo Confetti Balloon explodes into colorful wonder. Kind…
Handheld Retro Game Console Phone Case
Add a bit of retro gaming to your iPhone with this unique GameBoy phone case. The case includes a rechargeable battery, screen, and…
Camera Lens Mug
Nothing like sipping your coffee out of a camera lens after a long day of work in the field. It’ll be the perfect…

