The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Clocky: Alarm Clock on Wheels
Hard to get out of bed? Well Clocky is here to save the day, NO more sleeping in with Clocky. After hitting snooze…
Unicorn Ice Cube Tray
Bring the mystical power of unicorns directly to your drinks with this hilarious unicorn ice cube tray. With its unique unicorn shape and…
Cocktail Smoking Chimney
A stiff drink should burn, and with this Cocktail Smoking Chimney from The Crafty Cocktail, it’ll look like it does! Infusing your whiskey…
Knipex Cobra XS Pliers
Say hello to the tiny titan of the toolbox – the Knipex Cobra XS Pliers! This pint-sized powerhouse is a dream for tight…
Wyze Cam v3
Wyze is known for their affordable home security cameras and their new v3 Wyze Cam is no exception. Nearly improving on all aspects…
Star Trek Catan
Test your cunning and diplomatic prowess against your friends in this Trek-inspired version of the classic Settlers of Catan strategy game. Special Character…
Personalized Simpsons Portraits
Anyone will love getting their personality immortalized in their own personalized Simpsons portrait. Everyone knows the iconic style of The Simpsons so having…
SteelSeries Aerox 3 Gaming Mouse
Upgrade your PC setup with the SteelSeries Aerox 3 gaming mouse. This wireless mouse offers a mesh design to allow airflow onto your…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner Book
Impress your dinner guests with the Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner book! Full of 21 daredevil tricks the book features step-by-step instructions. From…