The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Amazon Dash Wand
If you’re annoyed by grocery shopping the Amazon Dash Wand is here to help. With the ability to scan barcodes and speak into…
Pokeball Coffee Mug
Every Pokemon master should start their morning by sipping coffee out of this pokeball coffee mug. Any geeky Pokemon fan will appreciate this…
Wyze Cam v3
Wyze is known for their affordable home security cameras and their new v3 Wyze Cam is no exception. Nearly improving on all aspects…
Neck Tie Pillow
Snoozin’ in the office just got a little more discrete. Strap up in the morning with your number one choice for ensuring a…
Giant Angel Wings Pool Float
We know you’ve posed in front of angel wings graffiti at least once in your life. Now it’s time to upgrade to the…
Wyze Smart Lock
Forget key swapping with your neighbors you’ll easily be able to unlock and lock your home from anywhere in the world with the…
Wine Charm Necklace
Wine drinkers will love showing their favorite drink on their neck with this unique wine charm necklace. It’s design make it look like…
3D Wolf Boxer Briefs
Do you ever find your crotch howling at the moon? Would you say there is a beast hiding in your pants? Perhaps these…
I’m F**king Magical Coffee Mug
You’re magical, and it’s time the world knows. Kick ass every day when you start it with a cup of joe in this…
Moleskin Beer Journal
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your…