The best part about this gag gift is that it wasn’t originally a joke. It’s a recreation of an absolutely real anti-drug pencil that had to be recalled because the longer you used it, “too cool to do drugs” would become “cool to do drugs”, “do drugs” and eventually just “drugs”. Seems like whoever designed the original pencil just wasn’t that sharp!
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
DIY: Cool Stuff Project Booklet
Check out this Do it Yourself Project Booklet! Perfect activities for father and daughter or mother and son! Keep your kids engaging in…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Why We Love Star Wars Book
Relive all of the most epic moments from Star Wars with this book appropriately names Why We Love Star Wars. Full of the…
Air Hogs Enterprise-A Remote Control Drone
Nothing caps off a long day of rescuing humpback whales quite like taking your new ship out for a spin! Based on the…
One-Way-Mirror Bird Feeder
Enjoy the nature of the outdoors with spectacular clarity using this One-Way-Mirror Bird Feeder. It securely attaches to your window allowing you to…
Infected Stress Ball
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…
R2D2 Alarm Clock
Do you like to take your Sci-Fi dreams to the next level? Are your kids in love with Star Wars? Well this R2D2…
Charlie Brown Christmas Tree
Everybody remembers the holiday classic A Charlie Brown Christmas, especially that cute little tree. Well this Charlie Brown Christmas tree with blanket will…
Sprinkle Donut Throw Pillow
Indulge in a sweet treat without the guilt with these sprinkle donut throw pillows. These tantalizingly soft pillows come in regular or extra-large…
Video Game Rage Candle
Peace, serenity, and oneness with all beings. These are the things we all associate with online gaming. Or at least, they will be…
Reserved Beach Towel
Only important people have their own reserved beach towel. Get yours today and feel like a dignitary. Reserved Beach Towels are soft and…
Portable Sauna
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna.…