Crack Home Doormat

It’s like they say: you can’t have a crack problem if you don’t have a problem with crack. If anyone harasses you for what goes on inside of your own private domicile, then set them straight with this helpful and enlightening drug. I mean rug. I mean mat.

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$35.00

Guests of your home will crack up at this “Bye Felicia” doormat. Anyone who has seen Friday will remember Ice Cube saying the…

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$16.99

HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT. HEY YOU, GO AWAY! This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners. Do I…

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$19.95

This bubble candle will be a stylish touch to just about any room. Each candle is made out of high-quality soy wax with…

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$9.99

Behold the Really Annoying Gift Box: a devious delight for those who love to challenge their gift recipients! Hidden within this confounding contraption…

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$45.00

Every kid at heart loves legos, so why wouldn’t you love some lego shaped ice cubes in your cocktails. Photo From: 1finecookie

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$8.99

Are you missing your old friends from Seinfeld. Now you can see Kramer everyday of the year with this unframed Seinfeld Wall Poster…

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$12.99