Give your visitors a dose of humor before they even step inside with the “it tastes like feet!” doormat. Referencing a classic comedic line, this doormat is not just a funny greeting – it’s a conversation starter. Available in four versatile sizes and constructed from durable natural coconut fibers, this mat isn’t just about the laughs; it’s built to withstand foot traffic. Ideal for the pop culture aficionado or anyone who appreciates a good chuckle, it’s a delightful way to welcome friends and family to your home.
Whalecum Doormat
Greet your guests with a splash of humor with this Whalecum Doormat. This witty and whimsical mat is perfect for anyone who loves…
Crack Home Doormat
It’s like they say: you can’t have a crack problem if you don’t have a problem with crack. If anyone harasses you for…
Here Comes Amazon Christmas Doormat
Here comes Amazon, Here Comes Amazon, Right down my driveway! The holidays are upon us and we already know you’ll be having a…
Aloha Rainbow Doormat
Greet guests with all colors of the rainbow with this cute Aloha rainbow doormat. This colorful inviting doormat iss ure to add some…
Definitely Not A Trap Door Doormat
You know sometimes having a trap door at your front door would be convenient for pesky salesmen and your in-laws. This hilarious doormat…
Hi, I’m Mat Doormat
Hi, I’m Mat… of but of course! A clever doormat that says its name is Mat. Especially great for the home of someone…
You Better Have Pizza Doormat
If there is one person coming to your doorstep you most likely want it to be a pizza delivery person. This doormat tells…
Hope You Told Us Doormat
Let’s face it, it’s and no one likes unexpected visitors so show how you really feel with this “hope you told us you…
Bye Felicia Doormat
Guests of your home will crack up at this “Bye Felicia” doormat. Anyone who has seen Friday will remember Ice Cube saying the…
Keys Phone Wallet Doormat
Never leave the house without your keys, phone, wallet with this doormat. The giant text on this doormat will ensure you remember your…
Nothing Of Value Here Doormat
Let’s face it, if anything is going to deter a potential thief it will be a witty doormat. Just plop this doormat reading…
There’s Like a Bunch of Dogs in Here Doormat
If your household is full of pups let the world know this this doormat. This doormat with the printed phrase “there’s, like, a…
Go Away Doormat
HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT. HEY YOU, GO AWAY! This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners. Do I…
Dr. Who Tardis Doormat
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
Come In Go Away Doormat
Tell guests to your home how you really feel this this come in and go away door mat. Keep your house open with…
Unbreakable Sledgehammer
If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if…
Canon PowerShot V10 Vlog Camera
Shoot your vlogs with the sharpness they deserve using the Canon PowerShot V10 vlog camera. Designed with content creators in mind, this gem…
Shark Attack! Coffee Cup
Finish a mug of joe with a Shark Attack! Be careful because your lips could be bit off.
Chihuahua T-Shirt
Aye chihuahua! What an adorable shirt; manly too. Look like the small, yappy dog you are with this beautiful garment. You have always…
Space Invader Crayons
Invade your creativity with these Space Invader Crayons. Great for the kids and even better for the adult that hasn’t quite grown up…
USB Squirming Tentacle
If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle…
Finger Protecting Knife Cleaner
Clean cutlery easily with this nifty kitchen gadget that will help you clean your knives without worrying about touching the blade. This tool’s…
Stuffed Confetti Wrapping Paper
Give your gifts an explosive upgrade. This wrapping paper is pre-stuffed with confetti that bursts out for a surprise shower once it is…
Look Of Disapproval Glasses
Most Reddit users will approve of these glasses. Designed to look like the iconic look of disapproval any internet geek should understand the reference and…
Handy Famm: Tape Measure for Kids
A first-of-its-kind tape measure specially created for kids, the patent-pending tool is designed in the shape of a bird’s head, with the tape…

