Nothing Of Value Here Doormat

Let’s face it, if anything is going to deter a potential thief it will be a witty doormat. Just plop this doormat reading “Doormat Nothing of Value Here (Besides This Doormat)” on your front stoop and you’re sure to steer away any criminals (plus give guests a laugh).

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$24.99

Greet your guests with a splash of humor with this Whalecum Doormat. This witty and whimsical mat is perfect for anyone who loves…

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It’s like they say: you can’t have a crack problem if you don’t have a problem with crack. If anyone harasses you for…

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HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT. HEY YOU, GO AWAY! This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners. Do I…

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Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…

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With the Outlet Tower, you’ll never have to worry about running out of outlets again! It’s the ultimate power strip for the modern…

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