Nothing Of Value Here Doormat

Let’s face it, if anything is going to deter a potential thief it will be a witty doormat. Just plop this doormat reading “Doormat Nothing of Value Here (Besides This Doormat)” on your front stoop and you’re sure to steer away any criminals (plus give guests a laugh).

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