Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted sense of humor this is sure to give them a laugh on their big day. No need for fancy pictures or poems just give the gift of an obligatory card.
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Love Mugs
Have fun trying to drink out of these Love Mugs. We aren’t entirely sure if they are awesome, but some sap is going…
Not My Job Self-Inking Stamp
Make your stance unmistakably clear to management with the “Not My Job” self-inking stamp. This essential office tool leaves no room for interpretation,…
Super Russian Roulette for NES
There’s nothing like a great party game to play with your friends on a drunken evening. Super Russian Roulette for NES is a…
Logitech Wireless Gaming Mouse Charging Pad
The best thing about a wireless gaming mouse is that you never have to be hindered by cord drag, but that comes at…
Poo Emoji Shirt
Say this meeting is poo with this poo emoji covered button down shirt. One of the most popular emojis is now immortalized in…
Fish Flip Flops
Finally a stylish flip flop for the fishing trip to the lake. These fish flip flops surround your feet in fishy goodness. Best…
Squeeze Pops for Your Cat
Ever notice your friendly feline staring longingly into your eyes as you eat a Go-Gurt or Freezie Pop? They want to be able…
Peek 2.0 iPhone Privacy Screen
Everyone who is a daily commuter using the train or bus knows how important privacy is. Especially when using your iPhone, who knows what…
Lego Speed Champions Ferrari
It doesn’t matter what age your kid is, they will definitely love a Lego gift. This racing lego toy is not an exception.…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…


