Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted sense of humor this is sure to give them a laugh on their big day. No need for fancy pictures or poems just give the gift of an obligatory card.
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Kramer’s Lobster Shirt
Cosmo Kramer’s fashion sense is out of this world, and his iconic lobster shirt is no exception. This shirt is perfect for anyone…
SanDisk Ultra Dual Drive Go
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Death Wish Coffee
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Microsoft Surface Headphones 2
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Two Wheeled Self Balancing Hoverboard
The last time I trusted anything that claimed to be smart balancing, I ended up in the ER where I was charged $459…
HTML Book for Babies
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M3 MacBook Pro
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Amazon Echo Sub
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Tiny Trucker Hats
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Space Invader Crayons
Invade your creativity with these Space Invader Crayons. Great for the kids and even better for the adult that hasn’t quite grown up…