Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted sense of humor this is sure to give them a laugh on their big day. No need for fancy pictures or poems just give the gift of an obligatory card.
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
You’re The Pam To My Jim Card
This is the ultimate Valentine’s day card for fans of the Office. Show your true love using the best romance story on television…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Grenade “Take a Number” Mug
If you work in customer service you’ll love this complaint department mug. With it’s very own number that pulls the ring of this…
Lighted 61-Key Learning Keyboard
Ready to become a piano pro without the boring lectures? This 61 key keyboard makes learning feel like a video game thanks to…
Magic Dust Removing Putty
Sometimes it seems like the dirt in your car is just too small and hidden for you to clean it up. But never…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Spice Blend
Cowabunga, dude! Crave that perfect pizza flavor on literally *everything*? Our officially licensed TMNT Pizza Spice is here to make all your meals…
Among Us Impostor Desk Lamp
Fans of Amung Us will love lighting up their room with this unique Among Us crewmate desk lamp. A great addition to any…
Heart Shaped Straws
There is nothing worse than planning a romantic evening and your stars don’t match your feelings for each other. Well these heart shaped…
Bathroom Guestbook
New home owners will get a laugh at this bathroom guest book. Why not let their new guests leave a doodle when they…
Personalized Teacher Stamp
A great way to show some appreciation for the teachers in our lives, these specialized rubber stamps bring a personal touch to the…
The Most Oreo Oreos
The Most Oreo Oreos will give you an unforgettable eating experience! Between two traditional chocolate wafers, there is a layer of Oreo cookies…
Water Balloon Russian Roulette
Ever needed to settle a dispute? Can’t think of a fair and balanced way to find resolution? Try this Russian Roulette Water Balloon.…


