Everyone wants to be a unicorn, except this unicorn. The daily pressures of unicorning have become too big a burden to bear, what with the unrealistic expectations bestowed upon her. She can’t even leave the forest with a single silken hair out of place, for fear of being accused of not “unicorning” hard enough. And don’t even get her started on the would-be wizards hunting her for her magical headpiece. Rainbow River has had it with unicorn games. Light her magical rainbow colored candle horn to remove her burdensome appendage, and watch her waxy tears flow from her sad, hollow eyes.
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