I find your lack of cheer disturbing! This hilarious sweater features one of Darth Vader’s iconic lines with a holiday twist. Perfect for the Star Wars fan who wants to share some holiday cheer.
Filthy Animal Christmas Sweater
Get your claws on this ‘Filthy Animal’ sweater! Crafted for comfort with a soft acrylic-cotton blend, it’s perfect for spreading mischievous cheer. Ideal…
Well Happy Birthday Jesus The Office Ugly Sweater
Be the star of your office’s ugly sweater bash with the “Well Happy Birthday Jesus” The Office Ugly Sweater! More than just a…
Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater
Rock around the Christmas tree in the most daring style with the Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater! This eye-popping sweater is your ticket…
Christmas Vacation Sh*tter’s Full Ugly Christmas Sweater
Fans of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation will get a hoot out of this appropriately inappropriate ugly sweater! Perfect for enjoying the silent majesty…
Business Suit Ugly Christmas Sweater
Show everyone you mean business this Christmas with this hysterical pullover sweatshirt! With fake lapels and a printed-on holiday tie (yule tie?), the…
Star Wars: The Mandalorian The Child Christmas Sweater
This festive Baby Yoda sweater is a far better Christmas tie-in than the Star Wars Holiday Special! With over-the-top patterns of snowflakes, alien…
Personalized Face Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nothing brightens up an ugly Christmas sweater quite like the face of you or someone you love! With the option to add anywhere…
Power Ranger Ugly Sweaters
Rangers! A giant snow cloud is moving in on Angel Grove! These charmingly tacky sweaters are based on your suits. Take these, and…
Darth Vader Ice Mold
Join the dark side of the force with this awesome Darth Vader ice ball mold. This silicone mold will make balls with Darth…
Personalized Family Christmas Sweaters
Any family will enjoy rocking these custom family Christmas sweaters with their name printed on it. With multiple color styles and sizes there…
Rick and Morty Ugly Sweater
Make a blast at this Christmas at the ugly sweater party with this Rick and Morty themed ugly sweater. With “Happy Human Holiday” on…
Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster
The force is strong in this one. Bring Darth Vader to every breakfast with this Star Wars toaster that burns in Vader’s image…
Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser
Add a bit of the Dark Side to your next dinner party with this Darth Vader toothpick dispenser or gift it to a geek!…
Star Wars Holiday Sweaters
Celebrate the holidays in a galaxy far far away with these awesome Star Wars holiday sweaters. Bring the dark side to any ugly…
Hotline Bling Ugly Christmas Sweater
You used to call me on my cell phone… Hotline Bling has been stuck in everyone’s head for weeks now. Commemorate this achievement…
Wide Angle Car Parking Assistant
Parking in your own garage doesn’t have to be a pain anymore! Get your car into the perfect spot with this Wide Angle…
Whale Shaped Knives
Finally bring the elegance of the sea into your kitchen and cooking with these whale shaped knives. These Shiroko designed knives are designed to…
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
Sleeping Cat Pillow
Who doesn’t feel relaxed seeing a sleeping cat in the corner. This sleeping cat pillow is a perfect way to add a relaxing…
Skin Picking Fidget Toy
With the help of our unique skin-picking fidget toy, stop touching your hair and nails! This tactile toy, which comes in a rainbow…
Sprout Bookmark
Sprout, sprout, bring your books out, this is a thing I cannot read without. Remember your place with eco-swag, these sprout bookmarks will…
Christmas Vacation Light Up Fried Cat Rug
Relive the classic moment in Christmas Vacation when the cat fries up on the Christmas tree lights. If this cat had 9 lives,…
Conference Call Bingo Mousepad
Transform tedious meetings into a game with the Conference Call Bingo Mousepad. This clever accessory adds a layer of entertainment to your workday,…
NES Classic Edition
Relive your childhood glory days without the hassle of blowing into dusty cartridges. This miniature time machine plugs straight into your TV and…
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…


