I find your lack of cheer disturbing! This hilarious sweater features one of Darth Vader’s iconic lines with a holiday twist. Perfect for the Star Wars fan who wants to share some holiday cheer.
Filthy Animal Christmas Sweater
Get your claws on this ‘Filthy Animal’ sweater! Crafted for comfort with a soft acrylic-cotton blend, it’s perfect for spreading mischievous cheer. Ideal…
Well Happy Birthday Jesus The Office Ugly Sweater
Be the star of your office’s ugly sweater bash with the “Well Happy Birthday Jesus” The Office Ugly Sweater! More than just a…
Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater
Rock around the Christmas tree in the most daring style with the Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater! This eye-popping sweater is your ticket…
Christmas Vacation Sh*tter’s Full Ugly Christmas Sweater
Fans of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation will get a hoot out of this appropriately inappropriate ugly sweater! Perfect for enjoying the silent majesty…
Business Suit Ugly Christmas Sweater
Show everyone you mean business this Christmas with this hysterical pullover sweatshirt! With fake lapels and a printed-on holiday tie (yule tie?), the…
Star Wars: The Mandalorian The Child Christmas Sweater
This festive Baby Yoda sweater is a far better Christmas tie-in than the Star Wars Holiday Special! With over-the-top patterns of snowflakes, alien…
Personalized Face Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nothing brightens up an ugly Christmas sweater quite like the face of you or someone you love! With the option to add anywhere…
Power Ranger Ugly Sweaters
Rangers! A giant snow cloud is moving in on Angel Grove! These charmingly tacky sweaters are based on your suits. Take these, and…
Darth Vader Ice Mold
Join the dark side of the force with this awesome Darth Vader ice ball mold. This silicone mold will make balls with Darth…
Personalized Family Christmas Sweaters
Any family will enjoy rocking these custom family Christmas sweaters with their name printed on it. With multiple color styles and sizes there…
Rick and Morty Ugly Sweater
Make a blast at this Christmas at the ugly sweater party with this Rick and Morty themed ugly sweater. With “Happy Human Holiday” on…
Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster
The force is strong in this one. Bring Darth Vader to every breakfast with this Star Wars toaster that burns in Vader’s image…
Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser
Add a bit of the Dark Side to your next dinner party with this Darth Vader toothpick dispenser or gift it to a geek!…
Star Wars Holiday Sweaters
Celebrate the holidays in a galaxy far far away with these awesome Star Wars holiday sweaters. Bring the dark side to any ugly…
Hotline Bling Ugly Christmas Sweater
You used to call me on my cell phone… Hotline Bling has been stuck in everyone’s head for weeks now. Commemorate this achievement…
Magnetic Tongue Key Holder
What weirder way to store your keys than a magnetic tongue popping out of your wall. Inspired by the Rolling Stones just about…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Yoga Cookie Cutters
Bite down on fun with this set of 3 yoga cookie cutters. Yoga poses include goddess, half moon, and warrior two. Best of…
Beddit 3 Smart Sleep Tracker
The Beddit 3 sleep tracker is a simple and effective way to track your sleep. The Beddit just slips under your sheet so…
R2-D2 USB Car Charger
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and…
Roaring Chewbacca Mask
Chewie, is that you? This electronic Star Wars mask doesn’t just make you look like Chewbacca, it makes you sound like him too!…
Inflatable Penguin Snow Globe for the Yard
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Hand Forged Pizza Axe
Live like a viking and cut your pizza with this viking axe pizza cutter. This custom made pizza cutter is made in the…
Blood Bath Shower Gel
Ever wash yourself down with the blood of the innocent? No? Neither have we, but we are willing to give it a go.…


