Your mailman will crack up at this mug with “Don’t mess with the Mailman, he knows where you live” on the front. An ideal gift for any coffee drinking postal worker.
Cat Hamster Wheel
The Cat Wheel Company’s ”Black Toy-Go-Round Cat Exercise Wheel” is the perfect outlet for high-energy cats! Fashioned after the smaller wheels commonly found…
Cat Scratch Laptop
Having scratched up furniture is claw-ful, but why would you ever want to get rid of your furry friend. Ditch the scratching posts and…
The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You
If you’ve been concerned with what might kill you, they have a book for it!
Darth Vader Coffee Mug
Feel the power of the dark roast with this faithfully modeled Darth Vader mug! With a glossy black finish, it looks very authentic…
Giant American Flag Pool Float
Bust out your guns and flex for ‘Merica. Let your freedom ring on this American flag inflatable pool raft. Perfect for the Fourth…
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
Lensball: Crystal Ball for Photography
For photographers, the Lensball is a crystal ball for visual magic! Made scratch and bubble free out of the same special K9 crystal…
Elgato Facecam Webcam
Enjoy crisp 1080p footage with the Elgato Facecam. Whether it’s streaming for for a Zoom call the Eglato Facecam will make you look…
Stormtrooper Voice Changer Helmet
Bring your cosplay game to the next level with this Stormtrooper Voice Changer Helmet. Not only will it complete your galactic ensemble, but…
Baby Yoda Night Light
Brighten up your child’s room with this adorable Mandalorian themed night light! This soft, squishy relaxation aid can be powered via USB or…


