This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
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Motivational Profanity Pencils
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
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Monopoly for Millennials
The classic game of Monopoly has been updated for millennials. No longer will you be collecting cash and properties but getting experience points…
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Rainbow Sprinkle Candle
Who doesn’t love rainbow sprinkles! If it’s your birthday or just a Monday it’s hard to hate colorful sprinkles. This rainbow sprinkles candle…
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Framed Tweets
In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets…
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Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink
Everyone knows someone who can use some positive energy, it may even be you! Spread the good vibes with this Bob Ross positive…
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Man Bun Visor
Finally anyone can shop at their local Whole Foods rocking a man bun. The man bun visor adds a realistic man bun to…
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Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
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“I Choo Choo Choose You” Card
Any Simpsons fan will get a kick out of this “I Choo Choo Choose You” Valentine’s day card. Perfect for the Ralph Wiggum…
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World’s Smallest Etch-A-Sketch
What is this an Etch A Sketch for ants!, well yes actually. This is the world’s smallest Etch A Sketch, perfect for tiny…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
Screw traditional pillows, you can finally sleep like a baker with this giant bread loaf pillow. Whether you are taking a nap or…
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Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
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F**k It Cross Stitch Pattern
Add a bit of class to your home with this hilarious F**k It cross stitch pattern with wreath! This PDF will give you…
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Inflatable Hunk Pool Float
Bask in the sun while this hunk keeps you afloat. His personable smile and cool sunglasses add to his charm as he holds…
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Electric Leaf Mulcher
Have you been looking for a way to turn the ocean of leaves in your yard into something more than heaps of trash…
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Amazon Echo Sub
Add some bass to your sound system with the Amazon Echo Sub. Perfect if you’re already enjoying music on an Amazon Alexa device. If…
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The Pickle Rick Game
Are you ready for the board game that comes with a pickle! Any Rick and Morty fan will appreciate the Pickle Rick board…
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Quidditch Beer Pong Set
Beer pong is a little too easy for us pros, well add a bit of difficulty with this Quidditch beer pong set. Harry…
Camera Roll Tissue Dispenser Box
Any photographer will love this tissue box designed to look like an old roll of film. Plus it even works as a toilet…
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Levitating Bonsai Tree
Growing a bonsai tree is an ancient art from Japan. Well now you can add a little bit of modern to this art…
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Grass Blade Pens
Looking to brighten up your desk or space? Need a quality writing instrument that brings the flora of the outdoor world to your…
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Mustache Tie Clip
Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for…
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Deep Sea Diver Tea Strainer
Holy deep sea diver this is adorable… If you or someone you know is a fan of loose leaf tea we are incredibly…
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Moleskin Beer Journal
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your…
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Twister Yoga Mat Towel
The forces of yoga and twister have combined in this hilarious Twister yoga mat towel. Just throw it over any yoga mat to…
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Rick and Morty Szechuan Dipping Sauce Shot Glass
Get schwifty at your next party with this Rick and Morty Szechuan Dipping Sauce Shot Glass. Who doesn’t love the addicted Szechuan sauce from…
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Nachosaurus Dip and Snack Dish Set
Bring a prehistoric friend to the party with the Nachosaurus dip and snack dish set. Just stuff some Doritos in the back of this Stegosaurus…
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Sheep Push Pin Holder
Instantly add 75 white push pins to your office with this sheep. Best of all when the push pins aren’t in use they…
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Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
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