This card plays a meowy Christmas tune on repeat for over 3 hours! Prank your friends with a glitter surprise. Sign it, seal it, and let the meow-sic begin!
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Charlie Brown Christmas Tree
Everybody remembers the holiday classic A Charlie Brown Christmas, especially that cute little tree. Well this Charlie Brown Christmas tree with blanket will…
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Minecraft Creeper Light
Add a touch of pixelated danger to your decor with this Minecraft Creeper Light! Unlike its in-game counterpart, this Creeper promises no unexpected…
Thor’s Hammer Water Bottle
Hydrate like Thor with this 1.7-liter water bottle shaped like Thor’s hammer! You’ll be extremely hydrated with this XXL water bottle designed for…
Samsung Odyssey Ark 55″ Monitor
Elevate your gaming and multitasking experience with the Samsung Odyssey Ark 55″ monitor. Its massive 4K display, complemented by a deep 1000R curve,…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Philips Hue Lightbar
If you already have a Philips Hue light you know how awesome they are. Hue lights let you control your lights with your…
Credit Card Sized EKG Monitor
The credit card-sized EKG monitor is a miracle of modern medicine that can keep your heart healthy and in the palm of your…
Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…
Business Suit Ugly Christmas Sweater
Show everyone you mean business this Christmas with this hysterical pullover sweatshirt! With fake lapels and a printed-on holiday tie (yule tie?), the…
Zelda Triforce Lamp
Be reminded of Zelda’s Triforce every night with this Triforce lamp. Link can save the day and you can too illuminating your bedroom.…
Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Jerky
Ever get a hankering to try the world of wild game? This little kit will allow you to do just that. It comes…


