This card plays a meowy Christmas tune on repeat for over 3 hours! Prank your friends with a glitter surprise. Sign it, seal it, and let the meow-sic begin!
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
Charlie Brown Christmas Tree
Everybody remembers the holiday classic A Charlie Brown Christmas, especially that cute little tree. Well this Charlie Brown Christmas tree with blanket will…
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Magnetic Light Switch Cover
Store your keys easily right when you get into your apartment with this magnetic light switch cover. Inside this brilliant light switch is a neodymium magnet…
Personalized Star Mug
What better way to show you were at Kelly’s America’s Got Talent party than a mug with your face on it. No one…
Unicorn Bouquet
Brighten up your lady’s Valentine’s day with this magical bouquet of unicorns. Roses will die but these tiny plush unicorns will live forever. Plus unicorns…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Sunglass Chewbacca T-Shirt
Who’s the slick, handsome, smooth-talking scoundrel who flies the Millenium Falcon? Chewbacca, of course! Han Solo’s best buddy can smuggle his way past…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Mo-Tool Multi-Tool Axe
An axe… manly, a hammer… manly, a multi-tool… manly, combine all of these into one tool and you have a man’s delight.
Motivational Profanity Pencils
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
Realistic Bear Sleeping Bag
Have you ever wondered how bears keep warm through the deep chill of winter? How do they manage to hibernate deep in caves…


