You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots in that parking garage, but you don’t. Order a pack of these bad boys and you will never regret offering that terrible driver (or at best a terrible parker) a piece of advice. This humorous and incredibly offensive parking ticket will be sure to get under the skin of the idiot that got under your skin. Being an asshole: pass it on.
Sh*t Show Tickets
Add a dash of cheeky humor to your day with the “Sh*t Show” stickers! Perfect for labeling the rollercoaster ride that is life,…
Wide Angle Car Parking Assistant
Parking in your own garage doesn’t have to be a pain anymore! Get your car into the perfect spot with this Wide Angle…
Fake Stick-On Power Outlet
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
Jurassic Park Kids Power Wheels Jeep
What kid doesn’t love cruising around in a power wheels. With Jurassic Park graphics on the side and cool dinosaur sounds this is a…
Fake Movie Prop Money
If you’ve ever needed to prove to your friends that you’ve got fat stacks just laying around the house, these stacks of prop…
Fifty Shades of Chicken
If Fifty Shades of Grey got you hot and bothered imagine what a piping hot and juicy chicken out of the oven can…
Antique Moon Map
Add a dramatic conversation piece to your living room with this antique moon map. Perfect for an astronomy lover who loves vintage designs.…
Cat Panties
MeeeeOW! Check out these Purrrrfect Pussy Panties. Cats are a girls best friend and these wonderfully crafted undergarments are no exception. Mr. Kate…
Intex Floating Cooler
Stay cool in your pool with this Floating Pool Cooler by Intex. If it is hot out that is OK. Primarily because you…
Breakup Bean Plant
Because breaking up with someone via text isn’t impersonal enough, why not give your soon-to-be ex this Breakup Bean kit? Plant the bean…
Sony Alpha A6600 Mirrorless Camera
Sony’s latest compact mirrorless camera offers a 24.4 megapixel sensor, the world’s fastest auto focus, and a ton of other features photographers and…
Personalized Pet Portrait Watercolor
Give the gift every pet lover will die for, these custom pet portraits are made by hand with watercolor. Whether you have a…
Cat Tail Cactus Planters
Tails up for the cats! Hang with the cool cats with this cat tail cactus planter. The cat lover in your life will…
UFO Detector
Have an interest in detecting UFO’s? This UFO Detector is pretty much your only shot, even if it is a completely bogus product.…




