Pulling out your wallet to split the dinner tab is usually painful, so you might as well make it theatrical. Crack this leather bifold open and a controlled burst of real fire leaps out, instantly snuffing out the second you snap it shut. The catch is you have to supply your own lighter fluid, but watching the waiter’s face melt in pure panic is worth every single penny.
Zippo FireFast Bellows
Stop hyperventilating over stubborn campfire kindling and getting ash blown straight back into your eyes. This pocket-sized gadget uses an impeller fan to…
Car Cleaning Putty
If you despise the mystery crumbs lurking in your AC vents and cup holders, squishing this lavender goo into the cracks is deeply…
Fisher Space Pen Bullet
The Fisher Space Pen Bullet is under four inches long, so it slides into a pocket, wallet or glove box and actually stays…
Rick Roll WiFi Prank Sign
Put this by your front door and watch what happens when people ask for the internet password. Instead of connecting, their phone camera…
Dumpster Fire Candle
Light up your darkest moments with this Dumpster Fire Candle. Made from paraffin wax, this green candle shaped like a miniature dumpster burns…
Keychain Lighter Multi-Tool
Bring a flame with you everywhere with this handy keychain lighter. No matter if you’re camping or a smoker this tiny waterproof lighter…
Fuego Sauce Gift Set
This hot sauce pack is straight FIRE! The Fuego Sauce gift set includes 7 exotic flavors of hot sauce. This includes chipotle peppers…
Car French Fry Holder
Bring luxury to any car with this car french fry holder designed to keep your fries right on hand. Just roll up to…
Zippo Hand Warmer
Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or…
Sriracha Gumballs
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.. GUMBALLS of FIRE!! These aren’t your mama’s Mentos… They’re a new breed of candy you can’t pass up! Seriously..heat never tasted so…
EverRatchet: Ratchet Keychain Tool
It’s always handy to have a ratchet in your pocket. The EverRatchet keeps you well equipped; with its 1/4″ ratchet, fire flint, scraper,…
Smart Tire Pressure Caps
If you have an older car and are never sure when your tire pressure is low these tire pressure caps will give you…
Death Star Planter
Check out this adorable Death Star planter. The perfect size for your windowsill, desk, or kitchenette! It will fit one small plant and…
Whiskey Stones
Engage in the fine art of whiskey drinking with these whiskey Stones. To keep it classy, for the true connoisseur, there is no…
Mini Guitar Lighter
Rock out with this Mini Guitar Lighter. You know it will be a face melting show once the LED lights kick in. Smoking…
Cozy Glow LED Fall Maple Tree Table Lamp
Autumn is officially here, and so is your new favorite table accent! This 2-foot tall lighted maple tree brings vibrant fall colors and…
Minecraft Light Up Torch
Keep real-world hostile mobs and late-night stubbed toes at bay with a pixelated replica of the iconic block light. The bottom corner flips…
Playdate: Portable Hand Crank Powered Games
Give your portable gaming addiction a twist with Playdate. This hand crank powered portable gaming system is built by the people behind Firewatch.…
Mr. T Tea Pot
Mom didn’t raise no fool who doesn’t like tea, now you can enjoy a single serving of tea with the Mr. T Tea…
Dad Bod Fanny Pack
If you’re gonna wear a fanny pack you might as well stand out. This fanny pack features a hilarious dad bod gut with…
Friends Photo Frame Mug
Bring your friends to a mug with this Friends inspired mug. Perfect for having a cup of joe while looking at a photo…
Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to…
Slice of Pizza Night Light
Fantasize about a pizza man showing up in the middle of the night to deliver you a delicious slice of cheese pizza? Well…
Snapchat Dancing Hot Dog Costume
Snapchat’s dancing hot dog took the web by storm earlier this year. Well now you can be the hit of the Halloween party…
13x13x13 Rubik’s Cube
The basic Rubik’s cube can be solved in 5 seconds, well if you want a real challenge this 13x13x13 Rubik’s cube will keep…









