Get revenge on those annoying flies in your house with this sword fly swatter. Shaped like a sword you’ll have full control over this fly killing weaponry.
Pool Noodle Sword
HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The…
Infinite USB Cables
With so many devices clamoring for your precious few USB ports, finding a free one is often a task reserved only for your…
SteelSeries Aerox 3 Gaming Mouse
Upgrade your PC setup with the SteelSeries Aerox 3 gaming mouse. This wireless mouse offers a mesh design to allow airflow onto your…
The Office Scott’s Tots Shirt
One fateful day an up-and-coming businessman made a promise to a room full of 3rd graders. These individuals are known as “Scott’s Tots.”…
Cube 3D Printer
Have you been keeping up with 3D printing technology? Been curious about how mainstream the printers are becoming? Check out this delightfully compact…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Inflatable Car Air Mattress
Camping is a blast but setting up a tent can be a pain. Why set up a tent when you have a perfectly…
Navir Stellarscope Star Finder
Stargazing apps kill your night vision with screen glare. This pocket-sized Italian optical scope lets you dial in the exact date and time,…
I Tried Gold Star Pin
For when you try but don’t succeed this tiny enamel pin with a gold finish saying ‘I tried’ is sure to make anyone…
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Slothzilla Shower Curtain
Every time you walk into your bathroom will be an opportunity to stand with mouth agape at the glory and vastness of Slothzilla.…



