Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find happiness” and brace yourself for some seriously twisted predictions. These vanilla fortune cookies add a dash of shock and hilarity to the end of your meal, making them the talk of your dinner party. They’re not for the faint-hearted but are guaranteed to bring out belly laughs (and possibly gasps) from your guests. Perfect for those who enjoy their dessert with a side of mischief!
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
Armorgear Laser Tag Blaster & Vest Set
Everybody loves laser tag games and I bet your son or sons will too. In fact, this advanced laser tag game can only…
Stainless Steel Keycaps
Gamers are familiar with WASD on their keyboard since it’s used for movement in most games. These stainless steel keycaps will upgrade anyone’s…
Giant Middle Finger Mask
Embody the art of not caring with this Giant Middle Finger Mask. As you hit the streets in this comical and impossible-to-miss mask,…
Fake Seatbelt T-shirt
Tired of obeying the law and avoiding death? Be a daredevil and break rules with this Fake Seatbelt T-shirt. Certain to fool those…
How To Drink Like A Writer
It’s a classic image: a typewriter, a brilliant mind, and a glass. Featuring 100 different recipes loved by some of the greatest literary…
Dinosaur Cookie Cutters
Cut yourself into the Jurassic age with these delightful dinosaur cookie cutters. Great for kids who love to be hands on in the…
Batman Candy Bowl Holder
Whether for Halloween or year round this Batman candy bowl holder is a fun way to give out treats with Batman flair.
Little Red Plastic Party Cups
Ever with they made red party cups only for shots, well lil’ reds are for you. Getting wasted usually is a disposable time so these miniature red…
Girl Scout Cookie Cereal
I mean, should something like this even be legal? As if those little devil’s in green skirts didn’t rip apart my wallet and…
There’s Coffee in that Nebula Shirt
This is the best thing Captain Janeway has ever said, and yes, she really said that. This shirt makes for a great conversation…

