Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find happiness” and brace yourself for some seriously twisted predictions. These vanilla fortune cookies add a dash of shock and hilarity to the end of your meal, making them the talk of your dinner party. They’re not for the faint-hearted but are guaranteed to bring out belly laughs (and possibly gasps) from your guests. Perfect for those who enjoy their dessert with a side of mischief!
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
Inflatable Minigun
Threaten your enemies with your new ‘arm.’ Playing cops and robbers just got a little more serious. It might actually not fire inflatable…
Custom Poseable Mini-Me Doll
Most custom face pillows are just flat, weirdly shaped blobs, but this one actually has fully poseable arms and legs you can bend…
Razer Basilisk V3 Pro Gaming Mouse
Here comes the ultimate gaming mouse. The Razer Basilisk V3 Pro features an ergonomic design, 90-hour battery life w/ fast charging, and has…
Slim Leather Wallet With Secret Cash Pocket
Still carry cash? Also afraid of being robbed but still carry cash? Then you may need this for your next trip, not only…
Nicolas Cage Coloring Book
No actor in Hollywood colors their lines the same way Nicolas Cage does, and nobody colors Nicolas Cage the same way you do!…
Tic Tac Toe Drinking Shot Glass Set
Finally, a version of tic-tac-toe where a tie doesn’t make you want to throw the board across the room. If anything it will…
Fortnite Llama Coin Bank
Save every last quarter with this unique piggy bank. The 3d printed hand painted llama is designed to look like the iconic llama…
Doorknob Hanging Memo Pads
No longer forget something when you leave the house with these memo pads that hang from a doorknob. The perfect way to write…
Dark Playing Cards
Not your grandmother’s deck of cards! The crisp, high quality, and sleek design of Ellusionist Bicycle Shadow Masters playing cards are made specifically…
Roaring Chewbacca Mask
Chewie, is that you? This electronic Star Wars mask doesn’t just make you look like Chewbacca, it makes you sound like him too!…

