Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find happiness” and brace yourself for some seriously twisted predictions. These vanilla fortune cookies add a dash of shock and hilarity to the end of your meal, making them the talk of your dinner party. They’re not for the faint-hearted but are guaranteed to bring out belly laughs (and possibly gasps) from your guests. Perfect for those who enjoy their dessert with a side of mischief!
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
Shark Attack Bowl
Have a snack, if you dare! Chow down with this shark attack bowl, perfect for your shark week party or even a bowl of…
Wine Cork States
With over 50 states available these wine cork holders are the perfect way to rep your state. Whether you love Napa wine or…
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Bottle Opener TV Remote
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for you.
NES Styled Hoodie
We all miss our classic grey NES, well look no further you can remember the good ol’ days with this classic NES hoodie.…
Rebel Scum Welcome Doormat
The galaxy is a dangerous place when you’re a rebel! But with this charming Rebel Scum Welcome mat, it becomes a less hostile…
Metal Gear Solid Special Forces Patches
Whether it’s Foxhound, Diamond Dogs, or the original FOX unit, Big Boss and Solid Snake have belonged to some of the most iconic…
Moving Sand Art Picture
Watch a tiny ocean form in slow motion. This moving sand art picture is a round glass frame filled with flowing sand and…
Unicorn Piggy Bank
Add a little glitter and whimsy to your child’s room with this hand-painted unicorn bank. Watch your progress through the transparent cover; you’ll…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…

