Any ramen lover will crack up at this funny ramen bowl with “I’m a hopeless ramen-tic” written on the front. Best of all it comes with chopsticks and a slot in the bowl to hold them.
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Sleeping Cat Pillow
Who doesn’t feel relaxed seeing a sleeping cat in the corner. This sleeping cat pillow is a perfect way to add a relaxing…
Planet Earth Marble
Hold the world in the palm of your hand with this Earth themed marble. See lush forests, icecaps, deserts and tall mountains all in…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
One Handed Drink Party Plate
A place to put your finger foods at a party finally has arrived with this drink party plate you can stuff your face…
Avocado Shaped Candle
Everyone’s favorite fruit is now an incredible candle. These delicious and hilarious candles will burn for about 5 hours and come in a…
Color Me Vintage: A Coloring Book for Adults
Why should small children have all the fun? Color Me Vintage is an adult coloring book, full of 49 images ready to be…
Giant Flip-Cup Cups
Step up your flip cup games at your next party with these massive flip cup cups. If your crew loves drinking games this will…
Christmas Vacation Sh*tter’s Full Ugly Christmas Sweater
Fans of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation will get a hoot out of this appropriately inappropriate ugly sweater! Perfect for enjoying the silent majesty…



