Any ramen lover will crack up at this funny ramen bowl with “I’m a hopeless ramen-tic” written on the front. Best of all it comes with chopsticks and a slot in the bowl to hold them.
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Darth Vader Ring
This is groundbreaking, people. Please give this to your beautiful woman. If she knows you she will know the amount of thought and…
The Reusable Cotton Swab
The LastSwab will be the last cotton swab you’ll ever need. With its soft flexible tips it’ll help you clean your ears and…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Star Trek Spock with Ears Crew Socks
Spock himself might not see the logic in it, but he would undoubtedly find them…fascinating. The ears are what really complete the picture,…
Animal Crossing Bell Bag
Share the wealth with an Animal Crossing lover with this adorable Bell Bag! They don’t grow on trees, though: they’re made to order,…
Galaxy Umbrella
Bring the galaxy to a rainy day with this galaxy umbrella. Anyone who loves space will enjoy staring at the galaxy pattern on…
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Serenity Now! Button
Feeling angry? Frustrated? Serenity now! Let the iconic Frank Costanza bring you some calm with this easy-to-use button. Just press it and listen…
EverRatchet: Ratchet Keychain Tool
It’s always handy to have a ratchet in your pocket. The EverRatchet keeps you well equipped; with its 1/4″ ratchet, fire flint, scraper,…
Airtight Cold Brew Iced Coffee Maker
Coffee lovers will love brewing their own cold brew coffee in this Airtight cold brew maker. Just pour your favorite ground coffee in…



