Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not included! This gag gift includes 2 AA batteries and of course, no gift.
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$7.50
Inflatable Penguin Snow Globe for the Yard
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…
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$379.99
Gin Advent Calendar
Bring a bit of booze to the holidays with 24 individual drams of gin. One gin for each day leading up to Christmas…
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$163.99
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
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$15.20
Q-Tip Crossbow
This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this…
F*ck That’s Hot! Recipe Book
Love hot & spicy food? well, this book for you! Written by MasterChef contestant Billy Law this book is loaded with spicy recipes.…
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$24.99
Game of Thrones Door Mat
Plain ole welcome mats are played out. It’s time to go with something fresh, funny and bold with this Game of Thrones Door…
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$55.99
Google Home Smart Hub Display
If you already have a Google Home in your house you’ll love the Google Home Hub. It has all the great voice features…
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$149.00
Klingon Silk Tie
If you want to bring honor and glory to your formal wear, you can’t Gowron with this stylish silk tie! With black Klingon…
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$64.00
Snowflake Pan
Cook up some holiday cheer with this snowflake pan. This pan’s intricate snowflake design is as beautiful as it is festive, making it…
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$27.26
Whalecum Doormat
Greet your guests with a splash of humor with this Whalecum Doormat. This witty and whimsical mat is perfect for anyone who loves…
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$17.83