Show someone you love them in the morning and care about their nutrition with this Heart Shaped mold for your hard boiled eggs. Nothing says “damn, yousa fine bitch” like feeding your loved one heart shaped chicken embryos.
Hatching Dinosaur Egg Candle
Finally a candle with a point. As the wax melts you’ll be greeted with a tiny porcelain raptor. Who can resist giving this…
Poo-shaped Coffee Mug
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
Heart Shaped Tea Cups
Share a glass of romantic tea in the mornings with your loved one using these clear heart shaped tea cups. Great for longing for each…
Heart Shaped Egg/Pancake Mold
Do you love protein? This mold does. Give your kids some HEARTH healthy eggs with this HEART shaped mold. Throw some pancakes in…
Heart Shaped Straws
There is nothing worse than planning a romantic evening and your stars don’t match your feelings for each other. Well these heart shaped…
Boyfriend Pillow
Single ladies rejoice for now you can get the comfort of having a boyfriend without the fake orgasms! Just nest your head in…
Dog Fence Window
Let your pup see the world with this dog fence window! Your dog won’t be going nuts when people walk by since they’ll…
Binary Love Keyring
Afraid to say ‘I love you’ to that special person? Do it in code and ensure that they will have no clue what…
Pokeball Deathstar T-Shirt
Okay, what nerd genius came up with the best idea in T-Shirt history? This is a creative take on two of the most…
Personalized Star Trek Decanter
Star Trek has always been about a brighter future, and now you can toast to that undiscovered country in stellar style with this…
Mooning Garden Gnome
Traditional garden gnomes are nice. But why not spice things up a bit by getting a gnome with some personality? This “ cheeky “…
F’ing Mood Spinner Pin
Express yourself with the F’ing mood spinner pin, perfect for those moments when words just aren’t enough. Crafted from durable metal and vibrant…
Reserved Beach Towel
Only important people have their own reserved beach towel. Get yours today and feel like a dignitary. Reserved Beach Towels are soft and…
Seinfeld Lego Set
George is getting upset! Every Seinfeld fan would kill for this hilarious Lego Set. With All your favorites including Jerry’s apartment, Jerry, George,…
Massive Hammock
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…


