Show someone you love them in the morning and care about their nutrition with this Heart Shaped mold for your hard boiled eggs. Nothing says “damn, yousa fine bitch” like feeding your loved one heart shaped chicken embryos.
Hatching Dinosaur Egg Candle
Finally a candle with a point. As the wax melts you’ll be greeted with a tiny porcelain raptor. Who can resist giving this…
Poo-shaped Coffee Mug
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
Heart Shaped Tea Cups
Share a glass of romantic tea in the mornings with your loved one using these clear heart shaped tea cups. Great for longing for each…
Heart Shaped Egg/Pancake Mold
Do you love protein? This mold does. Give your kids some HEARTH healthy eggs with this HEART shaped mold. Throw some pancakes in…
Heart Shaped Straws
There is nothing worse than planning a romantic evening and your stars don’t match your feelings for each other. Well these heart shaped…
Endless Meowy Christmas Card
This card plays a meowy Christmas tune on repeat for over 3 hours! Prank your friends with a glitter surprise. Sign it, seal…
Motivational Profanity Pencils
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
Razer Reusable Straw
Razer has always been synonymous with quality, and we’ve never seen them make a product that sucks until now. Fortunately, it’s supposed to!…
Galaxy Bath Bombs
These bath bombs are out of this world! This set of galaxy bath bombs has 8 themed as planets from the solar system. These…
Finger Tentacles
Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare…
Seagate 2-Terabyte Game Drive for PS4
It goes without saying that gamers love games, and in this age of digital releases, choosing which games to delete to make room…
Where’s the Wookie Book
What could make Where’s Waldo any better? Finding a wookie of course. This Star Wars themed Where’s the Wookie book will have you…
Star Trek Pajamas
Trek yourself in to bed at night with this comfy Starfleet sleepwear! Available in gold, blue, and red, you can dress for any…
Inflatable Penguin Snow Globe for the Yard
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…
Insect Pushpins
Pin your papers to your cork board with just a fly on the wall, these insect pushpins will be sure to make anyone…


