So many people these days think they’re good to drive after a night of drinking. A DUI or hurting someone is not fun! Be sure to test yourself before you hit the road with this keychain breathalyzer.
DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK!
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$29.39
Gerber 7-in-1 Shard Keychain Tool
If you always need a flat head screwdriver, or even a pry bar the Gerber Shard will make a great addition to your…
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$6.99
Fine Edge Gerber Keychain Knife
Sometimes you need a tiny blade on your keychain for cutting open boxes or even rope. It’s always useful to have a fine…
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$21.78
HUNT22 Tiny UV Flashlight
Introducing HUNT22 – the world’s smallest & toughest Titanium UV flashlight. Hook it onto your keyring and explore the hidden world with this…
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$23.00
Chug N’ Plug: Shotgunning Beer Tool
Chug a beer like a pro when you have the Chug n’ Plug Beer Chugging Keychain. Securing and fastening into place, this drinking…
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$5.00
EverRatchet: Ratchet Keychain Tool
It’s always handy to have a ratchet in your pocket. The EverRatchet keeps you well equipped; with its 1/4″ ratchet, fire flint, scraper,…
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$27.99
Keychain iPhone Charger
It’s always a pain to have a low battery on your iPhone, especially in case of an emergency. This keychain lightning charger comes…
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$29.99
MagKey: Quiet Smart Magnetic Key Organizer
Tired of noisy keys? well the MagKey is here to save the day! With it’s clever magnetic design your keys won’t cling together anymore.…
Keychain Sriracha Bottle
Are you a Sriracha lover? Well, this keychain Sriracha bottle is right up your alley! You don’t have to worry about Sriracha-less meals…
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$6.89
Pixel Keychain Light
We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel…
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$39.95
Chemically Illuminated Keychain
This fantastic device is technically a: Titanium Alloy Tritium Gas Fluorescence Key Chain Auto luminescence Rescue Emergency Light. This title seems excessive, much like the…
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$24.96
Smartphone Breathalyzer
Never know if you’re too drunk to drive home? well you most likely shouldn’t be driving but with this Breathometer Smartphone Breathalyzer you’ll be…
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$29.99
Magnetic Keychain Shelf
A perfect holder for you keychain and iPhone? well it’s here and it’s magnetic. The magnetic keychain self stores your keys as if…
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$29.95
Monopoly: Fortnite Edition
The classic game of Monopoly has been enjoyed for ages, well now you can enjoy a modern spin on a classic with this…
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$14.13
You Suck At Parking Cards
Who hasn’t come across a terrible park job? Seriously does someone really need to take up 3 parking spots with their PT cruiser.…
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$9.99
Slash & Serve Meat Claws
Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and…
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$19.99
Digital Tape Measure
Reading a tape measure can be annoying, you want an exact length, well with this digital tape measure you’ll get an exact read…
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$28.00
Finger Yoga Kit
Mind body and index finger, give your fingers the serenity they deserve with this finger yoga kit. Including mini yoga pants for your…
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$7.51
USB Typewriter
How hip are you? If you own a record player and a vinyl collection I have no clue why this isn’t being displayed…
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$799.00
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
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$11.66
Zombie Beef Jerky
Brrrraaaains, this is the perfect gift for the zombie addict in your life. This green zombie beef jerky is sure to shock just about…
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$7.09
Monopoly World Edition
For the ultimate Monopoly fan they’ll need Monopoly world edition. This unique Monopoly board sports incredible 3d artwork and includes famous cities like…
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$549.95
Time Magazine Cover Mirror
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty mirror. Made famous by the movie The…
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$28.99