Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald Trump condoms will let anyone know you’re huuuuuge. Hopefully you don’t get fired in the process!
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…
We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t…
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
If you’ve ever wanted to be Barney Stinson from How I met your Mother, the pajama suit is for you. This classy suit…
Relax and put your feet up just about anywhere with this portable compact folding hammock. No longer will you need two trees to…
Show your approval or disapproval of anything anywhere with the Facebook dislike and like stamps.
Old school gamers will appreciate this light switch, using a joystick to turn your lights off and on will remind you off those endless nights…
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Hot chocolate is fun. Playing with your food is fun. Using this basketball hoop mug to play basketball with the marshmellows in your…
Is your laptop ready for a cosmetic makeover? Not trying to ship your device to who knows where and wait for some overpriced…
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Hold the power of the 21st century in your hands with this miniature Thor’s Hammer flash drive. Save your data and the world…
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty mirror. Made famous by the movie The…
You thought your iPhone case was classy? well think again, the iPhone leather notebook case will add a bit of flare to any…
Dress like you’re part of the Empire with these classy Storm Trooper Cufflinks. Officially licensed from the movie this will make the perfect…
The last time I trusted anything that claimed to be smart balancing, I ended up in the ER where I was charged $459…
Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up…
Looking good while you’re asleep is important. Being ready to take down the Foot Clan at a moment’s notice is even more important.…
