Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald Trump condoms will let anyone know you’re huuuuuge. Hopefully you don’t get fired in the process!
- These Trump condoms are “tremendous” – well, not really, they’re standard sized
- These condoms will help you negotiate rounding the bases and scoring safely
- These condoms are built like a wall to keep out STD’s and unwanted pregnancies 99% of the time