Chemically Illuminated Keychain

This fantastic device is technically a: Titanium Alloy Tritium Gas Fluorescence Key Chain Auto luminescence Rescue Emergency Light. This title seems excessive, much like the length of time this baby will last with no external energy source: 25 years. Yeah, you will have a handy night light that will sustain its own existence for 25 years. A great item to keep handy for dark nights and early mornings. Unique about this particular Fluorescence keychain is its ability to project light up to 100m underwater. Truly a must have for any explorer, adventurer, or curious individual!

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$24.96

We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel…

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Bring the mystical power of unicorns directly to your drinks with this hilarious unicorn ice cube tray. With its unique unicorn shape and…

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$11.99

Desk lamps are sweet, so why not have an oversized one? This eight foot floor lamp is designed to look like those sweet…

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For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit…

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$13.98