Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a machete… with a bottle opener! Comfortably hold onto the soft grip handle all throughout the barbeque party as you command the grill and the crowds by being the only one able to open the non-twist off beers bottles you’ve provided.
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential…
Tentacle Doorstop
There’s nothing nicer to guests than greeting them with tentacle when they enter a door in your home, with this door stop any octopus should…
Tablet Pool Float
They say most electronic devices are water resistant these days. Well, this funny pool float will one-up even the toughest competitors because it…
Vapor Vortex Generator Gun
Shoot rings of smoke with the Zero Blaster Vapor Vortex Generator. Shoot as far as 14 feet something that’s near impossible for your smoking…
Hot Dog Pet Bed
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…
Iceberg Whiskey Glass Set
Add a bit of class to your whiskey drinking sessions with this sophisticated iceberg whiskey glass. This uniquely designed whiskey glass is sure…
Under the Desk Gun Holster
You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Vortex Coin Bank
Watch your coins spiral into the vortex, but don’t worry! They’re not lost forever. You’ll have so much fun adding money to this…
Bald Eagle Mask with Talons
Show your true American heritage by becoming a bald eagle with talons. This set of mask and gloves will instantly transform you into…
Sushi Roll Shaped Push Pins
I have one major issue with all these sushi styled home and office supplies: I want to eat them. However, if you decide…






