Pop open a beer with this cool bottle opener designed to look like an axe. Whether you drink soda or beers this axe shaped bottle opener will make you feel like a…

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If you feel you’re too manly for a candle these manly scented candles are for you. Whether it’s for the garage or living room these candles with gun power and charred hickory…

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Deck the halls and beards this holiday! These hilarious light up Christmas ornaments hang from your beard and come in festive colors like green, silver, red, and gold. It’ll be hard to…

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Get the perfect grip with this rock climbing mug. If you’ve ever done indoor rock climbing you’ll be very familiar with the handle of this unique coffee mug.

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Deck the halls and your beard with these tiny ornaments designed to decorate your beard. Nothing will be more festive or manly this holiday season than these colorful Christmas ornaments in your…

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What man doesn’t love sipping a glass of whiskey. These crystal whiskey glasses designed by Fifth & Fox are sure to improve anyone’s drinking experience with enhanced aromatics and colors. A great…

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Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for being a d*ck… Take it from Lorena Bobbitt —or…

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Do you ever find your crotch howling at the moon? Would you say there is a beast hiding in your pants? Perhaps these 3D Wolf Boxer Briefs represent you well. Make an…

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Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no need for weak and petty office instruments here. It…

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You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare yourself in the most extreme way possible: an Under…

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Here at awesome stuff we can’t get enough Star Wars or Lego. When you combine the two something magical happens. For example you get a Star Wars Lego Death Star. This is…

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The classic Ding-Dong doorbell has met its match. Check out this crafty and creative new take on  getting the attention of you inside your home. This guitar doorbell uses an actual guitar…

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Are you a giant ick, or do you possess a giant ick? This Ick Mug is perfect for you. Even if you, like I, are lacking down there, then maybe this mug…

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Are you a master of martial arts? Have you ever thrown a ninja star at your computer? This is a great opportunity to impress your friends with your accuracy by claiming you…

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Catch a light from the sun! Forget carrying out lighters and polluting the environment (we hope you’re disposing of your filter properly). This is a nifty little gadget that eliminates the need…

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