Deck the halls and your beard with these tiny ornaments designed to decorate your beard. Nothing will be more festive or manly this holiday season than these colorful Christmas ornaments in your beard.
Christmas Socks Advent Calendar for Men
Most advent calendars end up in the recycling bin, but this one ends up in your sock drawer. The JOYIN 2026 Christmas Socks…
Filthy Animal Christmas Sweater
Get your claws on this ‘Filthy Animal’ sweater! Crafted for comfort with a soft acrylic-cotton blend, it’s perfect for spreading mischievous cheer. Ideal…
Christmas Vacation Light Up Fried Cat Rug
Relive the classic moment in Christmas Vacation when the cat fries up on the Christmas tree lights. If this cat had 9 lives,…
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug
Celebrate Christmas like the Griswolds with this charming glass mug! Modeled after the prop from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, it’s perfect for sipping…
Light Up Beard Ornaments
Deck the halls and beards this holiday! These hilarious light up Christmas ornaments hang from your beard and come in festive colors like…
Die Hard Christmas Gift Set
Give the gift of everyone’s favorite Christmas movie with this Die Hard gift set. Included is a custom John McClane plush and unique…
Meh Christmas Tree Ornament
Nothing will put you in the Christmas spirit than this “Meh” Christmas tree ornament. Show your enthusiasm for the holiday with this hilarious…
Charlie Brown Christmas Tree
Everybody remembers the holiday classic A Charlie Brown Christmas, especially that cute little tree. Well this Charlie Brown Christmas tree with blanket will…
Christmas Lights you Can Control with an App
Everything is smart these days from fridges to bikes, well now you can buy smart Christmas lights. These app controlled lights allow you…
Horsehead Christmas Tree Ornament
Complement any horse head mask with this horse head tree ornament. Perfect to remember that time you scared your dog wearing your horse…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Smart Modular Lunchbox
Prep and transport your lunch easily with this modular smart lunchbox. With 1 large and 2 small containers plus chopsticks you have everything you…
Pool Ball Shot Glasses
Bring the party with this set of 9 pool ball shot glasses. Throw back a few shots of whiskey with the boys while…
Xbox One Controller Table
Every man cave needs an epic centerpiece and this Xbox One controller coffee table will be sure to make a splash in anyone’s…
Pushpin Melee Weapons
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
Tonfisk Newton Milk & Sugar Set
The Tonfish Newton Milk and Sugar Set is a fine way to serve both milk and sugar, the sugar bowl on top stays…
Meow The Book for Cats
Only one word can describe the perspective of a cap. Meow the book is loaded with one word and one word only, that…
Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar
Unleash thy fury (with wit!) using the Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar. Each day arms thee with a clever barb from the Bard himself—perfect…
3D Wolf Boxer Briefs
Do you ever find your crotch howling at the moon? Would you say there is a beast hiding in your pants? Perhaps these…
Melting Cat Candle
Regular candles are boring, add some flare to your candle arsinel with the PyroPet melting cat candle. Watch as the candle melts and…
Beetle Tamagotchi Keychain
Keep your pixelated bug alive on the go! This retro-inspired Tamagotchi keychain features a cool Rhinoceros Beetle trapped in a double-sided epoxy charm.…






