Misfortune Cookies

Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune cookies. If you have a friend who loves dark humor they’ll love this, not suitable if you’re easily offended. An example of a message includes “at least I believe in you, me, a piece of paper” and other dark jokes.

Discontinued
Some links on Awesomestufftobuy.com are affiliate links. If you click and buy, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you. Thanks for your support!

Relive your love of the movie UP every day at the office with this balloon pin house. Just stuff it with it’s included…

Buy on Etsy
$24.00

If you have an Alexa device you’ll want Amazon’s latest offering a smart plug! No more fiddling around with 3rd party devices with…

View on Amazon
$24.99

The Force is strong with these cards! This high-quality deck of playing cards features gorgeous artwork that perfectly renders your favorite Star Wars…

View on Amazon
$12.99

Tackle life’s hurdles with a dash of caprine wisdom from You’ve Goat This. Packed with sage advice inspired by our four-legged, horned friends,…

View on Amazon
$13.99

Any ramen lover will crack up at this funny ramen bowl with “I’m a hopeless ramen-tic” written on the front. Best of all…

View on Amazon
$21.00