Every law abiding citizen should have an easily accessible scale when at their computer. Well, this computer mouse with a built in hidden scale is the perfect gadget for any working class citizen. Not only does this mouse have a scale, but it also contains a compartment to hide your deepest darkest secrets.
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Masters of Doom
Packed with loads of behind-the-scenes stories about the passions and conflicts of the minds behind one of the most important games in history,…
Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…
Student Tears Mug
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…
My Penis is a Dick Book
Have a laugh with “My Penis is a Dick” which beautifully illustrates over 50 common mental debates a guy has with his penis.…
Cat Hammock
If you didn’t think your cat’s life was easy enough, well now you can make it even easier with the space saving cat…
Yolk Fish Egg Separator
Tired of getting your hands messy when you want just the whites or the yolks? Love fish? Great… check out this nifty little…
Winc Membership
Whether a casual wine drinker or an aspiring Sommalier, a subscription to Winc is sure to be appreciated. A grape- er, great way…
Pepperoni Pizza Costume for Cats
Give your little kitter friend a delicious slice of pepperoni pizza to wear around the house. Screw Dominos and Pizza Hut when your…
Super Mario Warp Pipe Outlet Cover
Level up your home decor game with this Super Mario Warp Pipe outlet cover! Adding a vibrant, geeky touch to any room, this…

