Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Clip-On Seat Belt Cutting Multi-Tool
Be prepared in case of a car crash with this seat belt multi tool loaded with all kind of gadgets for an emergency.…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Black Raven Table Lamp
From your desk to a reading room this black raven table lamp will make fans of Edgar Allan Poe go wild. This ominous…
Pancake Art Griddle Kit
Become an artist in the morning with the PanGogh pancake griddle kit. Just mix some pancake mix with food coloring into the included…
Globe Piggy Bank
Teach your kids financial responsibility and geography all at once! This globe coin bank is not only a stylish accessory for any room,…
Shark Ice Mold
So it is an entire shark swimming around in your favorite drink or punchbowl… This is something we had to get on board…
Han Solo Carbonite Inflatable Costume
Every Star Wars fan remembers the iconic scene where Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite. This is the perfect Halloween costume for the…
Velociraptor Toilet Paper Holder
Kids and adults will go nuts when they see this Velociraptor toilet paper holder in your bathroom. Don’t be afraid though this Jurassic…
Trivial Pursuit Moops Card
Get ready for a trivia showdown with the infamous Moops Trivial Pursuit card! As seen on the classic Seinfeld episode Bubble Boy, this…
Sh*t Show Tickets
Add a dash of cheeky humor to your day with the “Sh*t Show” stickers! Perfect for labeling the rollercoaster ride that is life,…
Unicork – Unicorn Bottle Opener & Corkscrew
As both a functional and decorative item, the Unicork makes for an excellent gift to anyone who enjoys unicorn novelties. This beer and…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…