Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
A Chart About Nothing Poster
Step right up folks, get your Chart About Nothing poster! Feast your eyes on nearly 250 characters from the beloved sitcom front and…
Brain Specimen Coasters
It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know that these brain specimen coasters will wow your party guests. The set of 10 glass coasters…
Solar Panel USB Charger
Charge your iPhone and all of your gadgets when you’re roaming in the desert with this solar panel usb charger. You’ll be able…
Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Jerky
Ever get a hankering to try the world of wild game? This little kit will allow you to do just that. It comes…
Pillow Rick
Add some interdimensional madness to your bedtime routine with Pillow Rick. This hand-sewn, fluffy, and cuddly pillow is designed to be your new…
Crying Unicorn Candle
Everyone wants to be a unicorn, except this unicorn. The daily pressures of unicorning have become too big a burden to bear, what…
R2D2 Latex Body Suit
Let’s face it, R2D2 is hot. Those classic lines and sultry beeps and boops are truly something to behold, and even to emulate.…
Floating Golf Greens
Check out these practice greens you can put in your pool! These floating golf greens come in a variety of sizes so anyone…
Verified Stickers
Verify anything for $8 with dbrand’s new special edition verification kit. This sticker pack is sure to get a laugh from anyone who…
Animatronic Baby Yoda
If you’re looking to bring the of The Mandalorian’s most adorable character into someone’s home, this is the way. This unbearably cute animatronic…