Penguine Paper Clips

Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?

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