Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Razer Viper Mini
For high-performance gaming on the go, Razer has you more than covered. Weighing in at just 61 grams, this mouse glides effortlessly over…
The Most Oreo Oreos
The Most Oreo Oreos will give you an unforgettable eating experience! Between two traditional chocolate wafers, there is a layer of Oreo cookies…
Amazon Dash Wand
If you’re annoyed by grocery shopping the Amazon Dash Wand is here to help. With the ability to scan barcodes and speak into…
Hershey Chocolate Scented Candle
Who doesn’t love the smell of melted chocolate? scent your house with some delicious Hershey chocolate with this scented candle. This is far…
Star Wars Battle Drones
Take to the skies and relive your favorite battles from Star Wars with these Star Wars Battle Drones. With flight speeds up to…
AFK (Away From Keyboard) T-Shirt
When you’re going for a jog, it’s really important that the people you encounter know that you’re not sitting down at home in…
Choose Your Misadventure: Online Dating
Everyone has been on an awful Tinder date, why not relive those repressed memories in the form of an ebook! Take on the…
There’s Like a Bunch of Dogs in Here Doormat
If your household is full of pups let the world know this this doormat. This doormat with the printed phrase “there’s, like, a…
R2-D2 USB Car Charger
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…

