Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Star Trek Klingon Bat’leth Multitool
Glory to you and your house projects! This neat little multitool comes in the shape of the iconic Klingon weapon from Star Trek:…
Crystal Geode Amethyst Candle
Crystal fans will love burning this unique crystal geode amethyst candle. This 100% wax candle is made from soy and paraffin wax and…
Custom Map Poster
Give your decor an infusion of color with this amazing custom map poster. Using our unique interactive tool you can choose any location…
Green Leaf Backpack
It’s exciting to rock a cool backpack, and this leaf inspired backpack is no exception to the rule. This is sure to catch…
Xbox One Elite Series 2 Controller
Hardcore Xbox gamers will love the new series 2 version of the Elite Controller. With the ability to customize every part of the…
Levitating Bonsai Tree
Growing a bonsai tree is an ancient art from Japan. Well now you can add a little bit of modern to this art…
Rebel Scum Welcome Doormat
The galaxy is a dangerous place when you’re a rebel! But with this charming Rebel Scum Welcome mat, it becomes a less hostile…
Machete Spatula
Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a…
Zero Gravity Soccer Trainer
Mastering a new sport is hard, make it a little easier for your kids with this zero gravity soccer trainer. This device will…
Brain Specimen Coasters
It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know that these brain specimen coasters will wow your party guests. The set of 10 glass coasters…