Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Watercolour Temporary Tattoos
Most temporary tattoos are pretty lame, and run the gamut of boardwalk henna to monkey blowing a bubble. Nothing you’d actually want to…
Animal Crossing Isabelle Hat
Plant some positivity on your dome with this wholesome headgear! Featuring the fan-favorite Shih Tzu, this officially licensed hat made of 100% cotton…
Harry Potter Action Figure
Everything is cuter when it is small. This Harry Potter Funko Pop is exactly what every collector needs. It can fit anywhere and…
Chinese Take Out Earrings
A lot of people tell me that you shouldn’t play with your food, but no one said anything about wearing it. These absolutely…
Nintendo Game Boy Color Wall Art
Any nostalgic gamer will remember playing Pokemon on their Game Boy color. Highlight the retro classics with this disassembled art work featuring a…
Dr. Squatch Glow-in-the-Dark Soap
A bar of soap with a party trick: it glows when you turn out the bathroom lights. This 5-ounce Dr. Squatch bar is…
AK47 Bullets Ice Cube Tray
Unleash a storm of bullets upon your drink with the ice cubes in the shape of AK47 bullets, best served the same way…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Tonfisk Newton Milk & Sugar Set
The Tonfish Newton Milk and Sugar Set is a fine way to serve both milk and sugar, the sugar bowl on top stays…
Google Home Wifi System
Google knows more about the internet than we ever will, so why not trust them with your home wifi system. With the Google…

