What pup or cat wouldn’t love having their portrait in a hilarious 80’s style with lasers. With plenty of unique styles this Etsy store will custom create a retro style photo of your pets.
Personalized Dog Name Necklace
Show off your furry friend’s name in style with our personalized dog name necklace. This isn’t your ordinary locket, it’s a sleek, minimalist…
Personalized Pet Pokemon Cards
Gotta catch em all! Add your pet to the Pokemon roster with this personalized pet Pokemon card. Each homemade card includes special moves…
Sherpa Moccasin Pet Bed
Whether you have a cat or a dog they’ll love lounging in this oversized moccasin pet bed. Your pet will love to take a…
Personalized Pet Portrait Watercolor
Give the gift every pet lover will die for, these custom pet portraits are made by hand with watercolor. Whether you have a…
Personalized American Dog Portrait
Give your dog a presidential portrait that would even make Bark Obama proud. This custom pup portrait is sure to make your dog…
F**k Off Soy Candle
Whether it’s a friend or a mosquito this “F**k off” candle will say it for you. It’ll ward away bugs with its citronella…
Bleeding Skull Candle
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through…
Darth Vader Ring
This is groundbreaking, people. Please give this to your beautiful woman. If she knows you she will know the amount of thought and…
I Tolerate You Card
Nothing says I love you like “I Tolerate You” get a laugh on your next anniversary with this hilarious card.
Black Contacts
These Black Sclera Contacts offer a mystique that can’t be achieved without them. Incredibly deep black color. Perfect for a costume party or…
Evil Hot Gummy Bears
Hot hot heat. Check out these devilishly cute bears. Infused with habanero and love. Spicy as can be, but also delicious (if you…
Pillow Rick
Add some interdimensional madness to your bedtime routine with Pillow Rick. This hand-sewn, fluffy, and cuddly pillow is designed to be your new…
Super Mario Odyssey Cappy Hat
Everyone loves Nintendo‘s official mascot Mario. Every geek has been a fan of Mario since the original games, well now Mario is back…
Antique Brass Dragon Faucet
Historically there are no such thing as dragons. Defy history and equip your bathroom with this fabulous and elegant dragon faucet. This is…
Inflatable Penguin Snow Globe for the Yard
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…


