We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel keychain LED light is sure to light any dark alley you find. Plus with its tiny construction you’re sure to not even notice it on your keychain.
Fine Edge Gerber Keychain Knife
Sometimes you need a tiny blade on your keychain for cutting open boxes or even rope. It’s always useful to have a fine…
Minecraft Torch
Did you say level 14 light? Let’s go exploring! Check out this pixelated torch from Minecraft. Be the envy of every 14 year…
Chemically Illuminated Keychain
This fantastic device is technically a: Titanium Alloy Tritium Gas Fluorescence Key Chain Auto luminescence Rescue Emergency Light. This title seems excessive, much like the…
It Tastes Like Feet Doormat
Give your visitors a dose of humor before they even step inside with the “it tastes like feet!” doormat. Referencing a classic comedic…
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Solar Fire Starter
Unleash the power of the sun with the Solar Fire Starter, your pocket-sized partner for igniting blazes with ease. Harness the sun’s rays…
Elgato CamLink: Use Your Camera as a Webcam
The Elgato Cam Link is the perfect way to instantly turn any camera into a webcam. 📷 Now that streaming on sites like…
Somehow I Manage
Wht fan of The Office wouldn’t want a copy of Somehow I Manage by Michael G. Scott on their bookshelf. Keep in mind…
Stardew Valley Coffee Mug
Begin your morning with a touch of virtual farming charm using the Stardew Valley Coffee Mug. Perfect for fans of the beloved game,…
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Gone Fishing Mug
This gone fishing mug is a great gift for anglers. Whether it’s a cup of joe at home or at the office fishermen…






