HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Lime to My Margarita Cocktail Print
Are you tired of boring wall decor that doesn’t scream ‘party time’? Look no further, my friend, because this Lime to My Margarita…
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Unicorns are real and they are running around your house if you plop this inflatable unicorn horn on your kitty. After putting this…
Mount Fuji Tissue Box
You’ve pretty much got to have tissues somewhere in your house or apartment, so they might as well look pretty darned awesome. Stop…
Unicork – Unicorn Bottle Opener & Corkscrew
As both a functional and decorative item, the Unicork makes for an excellent gift to anyone who enjoys unicorn novelties. This beer and…
Long Distance Coffee Mugs
You and your loved one may be miles apart, but this customizable set of mugs is a daily reminder that you’ll always be…
Realistic Beer Mug Pool Float
Everyone will want to chug down this giant realistic beer mug pool float. This massive pool float that looks like a mug of…
Unicorn Bouquet
Brighten up your lady’s Valentine’s day with this magical bouquet of unicorns. Roses will die but these tiny plush unicorns will live forever. Plus unicorns…
Voyager’s Golden Record
This recreation of the Voyager 1’s probe’s legendary golden disc is more than just a record. It’s a testament to the achievements, imagination,…
I Shoot People Mug
OK not that kind of shoot… C’mon now! We don’t promote violence here at awesome stuff, but we do promote humor and good…
Cookie Monster Coffee Mug
Who isn’t a fan of everyone’s favorite cookie loving beast from Sesame Street. You’re sure to enjoy milk and cookies with this Cookie Monster…