HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Tesla Model S for Kids
This officially licensed drivable Tesla Model S for kids from Radio Flyer is the peak of playground luxury. Everybody remember driving power wheels as…
Collapsible Trunk Organizer
Make sure your trunk is as organized as a soccer mom’s with this Collapsible Trunk Organizer. This heavy-duty box is ready for all…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Bluetooth Speaker
Hailing frequencies open! Modeled after The Next Generation’s iconic NCC-1701-D, this novelty Bluetooth speaker features galaxy-class sound quality for music and also includes…
Balloon Garland Kit
Add some color and fun to a party with this pastel balloon garland kit. If you’re hosting a graduation party or even a…
Three Player Chess
2 player chess is for the weak minded, now you can add a 3rd layer of complexity to your chess games with a…
Zelda Hookshot Replica
Aside from the Master Sword and Hylian shield, Link’s Hookshot is probably his most recognizable weapon from The Legend of Zelda. Now, you…
Yoda Bookend
May the force be with you with these epic Yoda bookends that any Star Wars fan will love. Make your bookshelf look like…
Electric Cocktail Mixer And Pourer
Speed up your bartending with this cocktail mixer that does double time as a pourer. Quickly mix with it’s electric mixer built in, while being…
Keurig K-Mini Coffee Maker
Anyone who has ever used a Keurig knows how incredibly easy poppin’ in a pod and making a cup of coffee is. No…
Ultra Thin Wallet
Quit carrying a massive wallet that weighs down your pants. At just 0.2 inches thick you’ll never know you’re even carrying this wallet. The…