HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Camping, road trips, just a late night at the office, the Hydro Flask comes in handy no matter where you want a hot…
An iconic line, and also just a nice thing to say. You don’t even have to be a Star Trek fan to appreciate…
The Solo Stove Mesa tabletop fire pit is perfect for any outdoor table. This handy smokeless fire pit is great for roasting marshmallows…
Every bookworm should show their love for books throughout their home; these book decals for stairs will do just that! You can choose…
Add a bit of the Dark Side to your next dinner party with this Darth Vader toothpick dispenser or gift it to a geek!…
Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to enjoy a beer at the beach or even park without on goer’s looks. Well now you…
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Whether it’s for your laptop or water bottle show people that you are IN to Rick and Morty with this “You Son of…
Finally the most popular thermostat on the market is now available at it’s most cost friendly price ever. The Nest Thermostat E has…
