HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight
Light up the night with the MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight! With this ultra-bright flashlight in your hand, you’ll never have to worry about…
Personalized Rick & Morty Portraits
The ultimate gift for Rick and Morty fans! These personalized Rick and Morty portraits are sure to wow anyone. Whether it’s just 1…
Freezable Gel Shot Glasses
Get the party started with some chill shots. These little freezable gel shot glasses are a quick and convenient way to chill your…
Soup Nazi Print Wall Art
Add some 90s flair to your home with the Soup Nazi Print Wall Art. This modern print of the stern Soup Nazi comes…
Barebones Artisan Pruning Shears
Any gardner will love pruning their plants with these antique finish pruning shears from Barebones. Designed to have a classic look and feel…
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
100 Craft Beer Bucket List Scratch Poster
Craft beer drinkers who love a challenge will go bananas over this 100 craft beer bucket list scratch off poster. With 100 iconic…
Funny Ramen Bowl
Any ramen lover will crack up at this funny ramen bowl with “I’m a hopeless ramen-tic” written on the front. Best of all…
SUV Camping Window Tent
Make car camping a bit more fun by adding a window tent to your SUV. This nifty gadget attaches to your SUV’s window…