HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Minecraft Creeper Peeps
Just in time for easter these little Minecraft creepers will make a splash in any geek’s candy basssssket. Normal peeps are boring these…
Baby Champagne Flute
It’s important to raise your child with dignity, respect, and humility; everyone can agree with this. What the parenting books won’t tell you…
Car Back Seat Organizer
Make sure your backseat stays neat and tidy with this Car Back Seat Organizer! It’s the most spacious storage solution for your kids’…
Sloth Air Planter
The office or your bedroom this cute tiny sloth air planter will bring a touch of slow to your day.
Gourmet Cookie Boxes
Dive into a delicious world of decadence with these gourmet cookie boxes. These aren’t your grandma’s cookies, they’re a whirlwind of irresistible flavors…
Nicolas Cage National Treasure Mug
No one will be able to question if the romance is dead with this stunning “You’re my National Treasure” mug. With Nicolas Cage…
Super Mario Chess Set
Ah, the strategic game of chess now with a flair of classic Mario. This Super Mario Chess set is full of color, wonder,…
Nest Cam IQ: Smart Security Camera
The next generation of home security cameras is here with the Nest Cam IQ. You may be familiar with Nest’s thermostat or smoke…
Myard Human Skull Fire Pit Log
Looking to enhance your backyard space with a touch of spookiness? This highly detailed Human Skull Log made by Myard could be that…
Bamboo Straws
It’s like sipping from mother nature itself. Actually, it is nothing like that, but it is a pretty cool way to take a…