HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Force is strong with these cards! This high-quality deck of playing cards features gorgeous artwork that perfectly renders your favorite Star Wars…
It’s a classic image: a typewriter, a brilliant mind, and a glass. Featuring 100 different recipes loved by some of the greatest literary…
Want to live like Jerry and Kramer? Start with their apartment’s floor plan! Hang this blueprint on your wall to inspire your own…
Finally a candle with a point. As the wax melts you’ll be greeted with a tiny porcelain raptor. Who can resist giving this…
What geek wouldn’t love PokeBall cupcakes for their birthday! Well now you can easily make 4 cupcakes that look like PokeBalls with this…
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
An iconic line, and also just a nice thing to say. You don’t even have to be a Star Trek fan to appreciate…
Any gardner will love pruning their plants with these antique finish pruning shears from Barebones. Designed to have a classic look and feel…
Hydrate like Thor with this 1.7-liter water bottle shaped like Thor’s hammer! You’ll be extremely hydrated with this XXL water bottle designed for…
