HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Personalized Christmas Stockings
Bring a bit of funny to the holidays with these personalized Christmas stockings. Whether it’s your face or your pet these stylish custom…
Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to…
Planetarium Paperweight
Why have a boring useless paperweight when you can have the solar system right at your fingertips! Have dominion over the loose files,…
Money Maze Piggy Bank
Who says saving money can’t be fun? This puzzle box challenges you to complete a game before getting to the contents inside. Use…
Matrix Code Lamp
Enter the Matric every day with this uniquely futuristic lamp. This geeky accessory will make a great addition to any bedroom or gamer…
There’s Like a Bunch of Dogs in Here Doormat
If your household is full of pups let the world know this this doormat. This doormat with the printed phrase “there’s, like, a…
Clue: The Office Edition
Fans of the Office will lose their mind at this Office edition of the classic board game Clue. Relive classic shenanigans Dwight and…
Wearable Sleeping Bags
Finally you can wake up after camping and stay in your sleeping bag all day. These wearable sleeping bags are perfect for the…
Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candles
Whether your dog or husband is constantly stinking up the house just about anyone will get a laugh from this personalized candle. With…
‘If You Can Read This…’ Socks
Give the lady in your life a gift she really wants, a foot rub! These cozy socks that read ‘if you can read this,…