HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
HDMI Splitter For Gaming Consoles
Switching between multiple devices on your monitor can be annoying especially if the input button is on the back of your monitor. Maybe…
Shark Fin Ice Cube Tray
Jaws sneaking up on you in your drink is always a pleasure, luckily you can keep your drinks cool and shark filled with…
Quick Release Camera Clip
Every photographer needs quick access to their camera and the Peak Design Quick Release Capture Clip is here to save the day. Just…
The Craft Beer Revolution!
This new book written by Steve Hindy explores the advancement and popularization of Craft Beer across the United States. Craft beers have exploded…
HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener
Looking for a knife sharpener that’s sharp as a tack? Look no further than the HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener! This German-made tool…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
Wide Angle Car Parking Assistant
Parking in your own garage doesn’t have to be a pain anymore! Get your car into the perfect spot with this Wide Angle…
Wine Charm Necklace
Wine drinkers will love showing their favorite drink on their neck with this unique wine charm necklace. It’s design make it look like…
Hot Wheels Rocket League Playset
Kids and adults love the fast pace action of Rocket League. Well now you can bring the fun home with this Hot Wheels Rocket…
Zombie Horse Head Mask
While all the horses are at pasture you’ll be able to scare them with the zombie apocalypse with this zombie horse head mask.…




