HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Celebrate the holidays in a galaxy far far away with these awesome Star Wars holiday sweaters. Bring the dark side to any ugly…
Any Simpsons fan will get a kick out of this “I Choo Choo Choose You” Valentine’s day card. Perfect for the Ralph Wiggum…
The beauty of this necklace is only enhanced by the subtle, yet stunningly detailed gem solar system. Thinkgeek has outdone themselves with this…
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Just what every Batman fan needs to summon Batman whenever they are in trouble. This Bat signla projector works indoor or out and…
Unleash unmatched performance in your gaming sessions with the StormBreaker gaming mouse by Pwnage. Crafted from a durable magnesium alloy, this ultra-light mouse…
Dragging heavy loads just got a whole lot easier with this outdoor tarp-dragging yard tool. No need for a team of strongmen, this…
Add a touch of whimsy to your tableware collection with these Handmade Pretzel Mugs. Crafted with care, each ceramic mug showcases the delightful…
Upgrade your TV’s audio quality with the Sonos Beam. You’ll enjoy great audio from TV and movies plus have the ability to use…
Stay active with Amazon’s latest gadget the Halo Wellness Band! The Halo monitors your activity, sleep, and even your heart rate. Of course…
