This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this Q-Tip crossbow. Just load it up with one of the 25 included Q-Tips and shoot them up to 20 feet at any of your office foes. Plus it fits in your pocket for battles anywhere at anytime.
HYZER Mini Titanium Hatchet
If you are looking to shave weight from your backpacking pack without sacrificing utility, this tiny axe is ridiculous. It pairs a skeletonized…
Samurai Sword Keychain Knife
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Pushpin Melee Weapons
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Light Up SOG Tactical Knife
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential…
Medieval Weapons Push Pins
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll…
Skull Metal Claws
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Droid Depot Ceiling Light Kit
Turn your boring ceiling light into an industrial masterpiece straight from Galaxy’s Edge. This hand-weathered Droid Depot light kit snaps onto your existing…
Gun .50 Cal Bullet Folding Knife
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references…
Natures Dick Pics 2021 Calendar
Nature lovers with a great sense of humor will crack up at this 2021 wall calendar for of natures dick pics. You’ll enjoy…
Carabiner with Hook
When you need a hook it’s usually hard to find, especially while camping. This carabiner with hook is super useful from hanging a…
Samsung Odyssey Ark 55″ Monitor
Elevate your gaming and multitasking experience with the Samsung Odyssey Ark 55″ monitor. Its massive 4K display, complemented by a deep 1000R curve,…
Shark Attack! Coffee Cup
Finish a mug of joe with a Shark Attack! Be careful because your lips could be bit off.
MacBook Pro with Touch Bar
What Apple fanboy doesn’t loves a freshly made Apple product, granted you can now get it’s scent in candle form. Well the ultra thin…
Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster
The force is strong in this one. Bring Darth Vader to every breakfast with this Star Wars toaster that burns in Vader’s image…
Die Hard Christmas Gift Set
Give the gift of everyone’s favorite Christmas movie with this Die Hard gift set. Included is a custom John McClane plush and unique…
Armored Truck Piggy Bank
Keep your cash locked down tight with the Armored Truck Piggy Bank, the Fort Knox of coin storage! This isn’t just any piggy…






