This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this Q-Tip crossbow. Just load it up with one of the 25 included Q-Tips and shoot them up to 20 feet at any of your office foes. Plus it fits in your pocket for battles anywhere at anytime.
HYZER Mini Titanium Hatchet
If you are looking to shave weight from your backpacking pack without sacrificing utility, this tiny axe is ridiculous. It pairs a skeletonized…
Samurai Sword Keychain Knife
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Pushpin Melee Weapons
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Light Up SOG Tactical Knife
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential…
Medieval Weapons Push Pins
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll…
Skull Metal Claws
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Uranium Glass Marbles
Shine a UV blacklight on these ordinary-looking glass spheres and they instantly blast out a shocking, fluorescent neon green glow. They contain actual…
Amazon Echo Show 5
Add a smart display to any room with the Amazon Echo Show 5. The 5 inch display makes it perfect for the nightstand…
Lightsaber Keys
Open your door with the power of the force. These Lightsaber Keys will grant you access to not only the Millenium Falcon, but…
Sassy Desk Plates
Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With…
Drop Stop Car Seat Gap Filler
Tired of losing your snacks and other small items in between the cracks of your car seat? Drop Stop’s Car Seat Gap Filler…
Anker Powerhouse: Portable Battery
Everyone knows how important it is to have a battery for your phone or even laptop and the Anker Powerhouse will keep you…
Square Ear Cuff
Elevate your ear game sans piercings with the chic Square Ear Cuff. Gold-plated for that luxe finish, it’s versatile enough for earlobe and…
Friends Couch Dog Bed
Your furry friend can now nap in style on this Friends couch dog bed, designed after the iconic Central Perk sofa! As comfy…
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Nintendo Gameboy Dress
Ladies, look adorable while leaving the mouths of nerds agape and drooling. This dress could potentially redefine button spamming and making it to…






