Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With titles like “Productive AF”, “I Woke Up Like This” and “Excuse My Resting Bitch Face” there is something for that sassy pants in your office.
I’ll Try Being Nicer Name Plate
Let your desk do the talking with this cheeky “I’ll try being nicer” name plate. Perfect for those days when you need a…
Desk Foot Hammock
Take a load off and kick up your feet with this tiny foot hammock for your desk. Whether it’s for your coworker or…
Miniature Desk Zen Garden
Let’s face it, work can be stressful. Give yourself a bit of relaxation at your desk by maintaining this miniature desk zen garden.
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float
“PHHBBttt…” Who doesn’t remember the unmistakable sound of sitting on a Whoopee Cushion as a kid (or even as an ultra unlucky adult)?…
Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to…
Apple MagSafe Duo Charger
Bring the convenience of wireless charging to your Apple products with the MagSafe Duo Charger from Apple. This nifty charger includes a MagSafe…
Wiener Dog Pool Float
If you reckon that your outdoor pool looks a bit threadbare this summer, then this pool float Mattress is just the item you…
Gravity Blanket: Weighted Blanket
Have trouble sleeping or a lot of stress? Well a gravity blanket can improve sleep quality and reduce stress and anxiety. With 15-25…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
Sleepy Time Herbal Medicine
This dreamy herbal blend is the perfect nightcap, and a helpful remedy for insomnia.
Canon EOS R5
Photographers with tons of Canon lenses will love shooting on Canon’s latest mirrorless the Canon EOS R5. With a massive 45MP sensor, IBIS,…
USB Heated Mouse Pad
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…










