Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With titles like “Productive AF”, “I Woke Up Like This” and “Excuse My Resting Bitch Face” there is something for that sassy pants in your office.
I’ll Try Being Nicer Name Plate
Let your desk do the talking with this cheeky “I’ll try being nicer” name plate. Perfect for those days when you need a…
Desk Foot Hammock
Take a load off and kick up your feet with this tiny foot hammock for your desk. Whether it’s for your coworker or…
Miniature Desk Zen Garden
Let’s face it, work can be stressful. Give yourself a bit of relaxation at your desk by maintaining this miniature desk zen garden.
Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious…
The Oregon Trail Card Game
Do you smell that deep scent of nostalgia? I do and I don’t think it’s because Martha just died of dysentery. This beautiful…
Handmade Bone Die
These aren’t your bog-standard cheap plastic dice. These hand-crafted dice are made in the traditional fashion, out of genuine cow bone. Not only…
Zelda Protective Case for Nintendo Switch
Safeguard your Nintendo Switch or Nintendo Switch Lite in style with this officially licensed Zelda Protective Case. It features a striking Legend of…
Guitar Amp Key Holder
Store your keys in style with this Marshall guitar amp key holder. Anyone who plays guitar will lose their mind with how awesome…
Best Friend Wizard Mug
The perfect mug to bond over with your fellow muggle. You can customize it to fit your hair color, and scarf for whatever…
Giant Hamburger Pillow
Why have boring throw pillows when you can have a giant hamburger pillow. Nothing will make people more hungry than this hamburger pillow…
Office Buzzwords Coffee Mugs
We all know the office lingo, “Let’s take this offline”, “Synergy”, “The Cloud”, all of your favorites are here. These office buzzword coffee mugs…
Melting Cat Candle
Regular candles are boring, add some flare to your candle arsinel with the PyroPet melting cat candle. Watch as the candle melts and…
Cash Money Gun
Do you find the act of ‘making it rain’ pleasurable? Have you ever wondered; “Wow, how can I make it rain more”??? The…










