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Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
Zelda Hydration Cartridge w/ Straw
Some people might be wondering, “is this a bit too much?” The answer is undoubtedly, YES. But then again who would dare judge…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Sony PlayStation 4 VR
Easily the best cost-to-enjoyment ratio of any Virtual Reality system on the market, Playstation VR doesn’t require you to pour thousands of dollars…
Color Changing LIFX Bulbs
Paint your house with color with these LIFX bulbs. Just screw them into any ordinary lightbulb port and you’ll be able to enjoy…
Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
Solar System Necklace
The beauty of this necklace is only enhanced by the subtle, yet stunningly detailed gem solar system. Thinkgeek has outdone themselves with this…
Wall Mounted Circular Terrariums
Add some minimalistic flare to your home with this unique wall-mounted circular terrariums. Made from metal and glass these terrariums are sure to…
Tub Drain Hair Catcher
Sick of your hair getting stuck in your shower drain? well the TubShroom is here to save the day. The TubShroom sits in…
Personalized George Costanza Photobomb Picture
Want to spice up your family photos with a little bit of George Costanza? Look no further than this personalized photobomb picture! This…


