Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Bat Wings Corkscrew Bottle Opener
Wine lovers will love adding this spooky bat to their corkscrew collection. Plus it makes the best addition to a kitchen during the…
Poo In Progess Sign
Ensure a peaceful, uninterrupted throne time by hanging this humorous “deeply satisfying poo in progress” sign on your bathroom door. Standing at nearly…
Sega Genesis Mini
Bring back classic gaming on the Sega Genesis with the new Sega Genesis Mini! With 2 included controllers, 40+ games, and HDMI cables…
Threat Level Midnight Movie Poster
The iconic film made by Michael Scott from the office is now immortalized in poster form. With all of your favorite characters like…
Frog Slippers
Hop to it with these frog sandals! Great as pool slippers or just lounging around the house.
Monogram Passport Holder
Travelers will love this personalized passport holder with their monogram on it. Just put your initials in with your order and you’ll receive…
Wesn Microblade
The Wesn Microblade packs a punch despite its small size. Don’t let its tiny house-key size fool you – it’s made from high…
Gold Bar Door Stop
Add a little class to your place with this gold bar door stop. Perfect for when you invite guests over and want people…
Comic Book Frame Display System
Showcase your favorite comics in style with the Comic Book Frame Display System. It’s not just a frame; it’s a tribute to the…
Retro Game Boy Lighter
Ignite a spark of nostalgia with the Retro Game Boy Lighter, a mini tribute to the iconic Nintendo handheld that defined a gaming…


