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Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Water Cannon Turret
In the world of super soaker every kid’s dream was to have a squirt gun hooked up to the hose for unlimited firepower.…
Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Jerky
Ever get a hankering to try the world of wild game? This little kit will allow you to do just that. It comes…
Domo Blanket
Be consumed by the legendary Domo in this adorable and satisfyingly comfortable blanket. Made of high quality fleece and large enough to share!…
Die Hard Coloring Book
Watching Die Hard is a Christmas classic, well now you can color John McClane’s adventures in the official Die Hard coloring book. With over 80…
Sprout Bookmark
Sprout, sprout, bring your books out, this is a thing I cannot read without. Remember your place with eco-swag, these sprout bookmarks will…
Tiltpod Mobile for iPhone
“Hey I wish I could have a tripod here”, the Tiltpod Mobile finally answers your prayers, with a grip bottom and a magnetic…
I Saw That Jesus Pin
Keep everyone fearful and obedient around you with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This handmade enamel 1.5-inch pin features two back pins…
F*cking Weekday Cups
Finally a coffee mug for everyday of the week that truly captures how you feel about work. Each mug says “F*cking Monday”, Tuesday,…
Electric Wine Opener
There’s no printable word for the rage induced by trying to opening a bottle of wine only to end up ripping the cork.…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…