Sure Fuck Cologne

Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.

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$35.00
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