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Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Pop Out Wall Outlet
Level up your wall outlets with this pop out wall outlet which will hide your outlets until you want to use them. Just…
Instax Camera
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Smart Air Quality Monitor
The Awair Glow will track key factors of your air quality including CO2, humidity, temperature, and Chemicals. This is a fantastic addition to…
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Super Mario Super Star Tree Topper
Power up your holiday decor with this iconic Super Star tree topper. It does not just sit there looking pretty; it puts on…
Sprout Pencils
Any eco friendly friend will love these Sprout pencils that are designed to be planted after use. With seeds for basil, cherry tomatoes,…
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
Wrist-Watch Herb Grinder
“Hey man, do you have the time”? “Totally bro, let me check right quick… Dude it’s 4:20.” Stay hella furred by ensuring your…
Motorized Tie Rack
Let’s be real for a minute. If you have enough ties to warrant purchasing this tie rack, you certainly have enough money to…


