Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Heat-Powered Rotating Carousel Candle
Here is a candle that puts on a show. As the flame heats the air, the carousel topper spins on its own, sending…
Cold Beer Coats
Keep your cold ones cool with these cold beer coats. These unique koozies are designed to prevent condensation, keep your hands warm, plus…
Cat Butt Fridge Magnets
This is the perfect fridge magnet for the cat lover in your life. These cat butt refrigerator magnets are sure to give everyone…
Spider-Man Kite
NOT QUITE BATMAN. Zip through the air like a superhero with this Spider-Man Kite. Townsfolk and city dwells alike will peer out their…
Personalized 80’s Style Pet Portraits
What pup or cat wouldn’t love having their portrait in a hilarious 80’s style with lasers. With plenty of unique styles this Etsy…
Spock Coffee Mug
Beam up your morning brew with the Spock Coffee Mug, perfect for Star Trek fans and coffee aficionados alike! This isn’t just any…
Disney+ Subscription
Disney has long been the standard bearer for quality in family entertainment and animation, and with Disney +, the vaults are open! With…
Unspillable Pint Glass
Don’t worry about spilling your beer anymore with this unspillable pint glass.
Unicorn Taco Holder
Finally taco tuesday can be magical with this unicorn taco holder. No longer will you have to worry about your taco flopping over…
Amazon Echo Show 5
Add a smart display to any room with the Amazon Echo Show 5. The 5 inch display makes it perfect for the nightstand…


