Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Nuclear Explosion Lamp
Bombs away! Bring a nuclear winter to your living room with this realistic nuclear explosion lamp. This lamp features an incredible mushroom cloud…
Star Wars Alexa Echo Dot Covers
Elevate your Alexa Echo Dot with a touch of the Force! These Star Wars-inspired covers not only showcase your deep-rooted fandom but also…
Stainless Steel Whiskey Stones
Every avid whiskey drinker has a set of whiskey stones to chill their drinks. If you’re sick of the stones these stainless steel…
Mezmoglobe – Kinetic Desk Sphere
Keep your hands occupied at your desk with the Mezmoglobe, this kinetic desk sphere is a blast to rotate with its smooth spherical…
Mini Cactus Planters
Everyone needs a little cactus in their life and this mini cactus planter is perfection at miniature scale. This mini cactus is about…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Darth Vader Ugly Christmas Sweater
I find your lack of cheer disturbing! This hilarious sweater features one of Darth Vader’s iconic lines with a holiday twist. Perfect for…
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
RovyVon Aurora A8 Flashlight
Light up the dark with the RovyVon Aurora A8 Flashlight – a pocket-sized powerhouse! With a new Lock mode, say goodbye to accidental…
Schrute Farms Sweater
Who doesn’t remember their first stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast. This cozy sweatshirt will remind fans of The Office of Jim…


