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Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
The Oregon Trail Handheld Game
Everyone loves the classic game “The Oregon Trail” but it can be a pain to play it now-a-days on modern computers. This portable…
Sony a7R IV: 61 Megapixel Camera
Sony has come out with a beast of a new camera designed for photographers who needs the sharpest images possible. The Sony a7R…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Solar Powered Bug Zapper
You’re enjoying some wine with your friends on your patio and BOOM someone gets bit by a mosquito. Nothing will an outdoor wine…
Beer Can Stein
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
Laser Guided Scissors
Make the exact cut with these scissors with a laser sight. Perfect for any arts & craft project or even just wrapping gifts,…
Cat Paw Oven Mitts
Cat lovers will want to get their mitts on these cat paw oven mitts. These catastic oven mitts will do a great job…
Wrist Watch Post It Notes
The lack of notes on your wrist is quite apparent now, but wait! Wrist watch sticky notes are here to save you. These…
Kylo Ren Lightsaber Room Light
Is there a more comfortable way to sleep at night than under the sinister red glow of a deadly weapon? No, obviously! And…
Microwave Bowl Huggers
When a piping hot bowl comes out of the microwave it’s nearly impossible to hold. Well have no feat the microwave bowl hugger…


