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Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Green Leaf Backpack
It’s exciting to rock a cool backpack, and this leaf inspired backpack is no exception to the rule. This is sure to catch…
Garmin GPS with Alexa
Everyone has had to deal with the annoyance of typing in an address into a car GPS. Well now a new Garmin GPS…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Nintendo Switch Lite
If you’re a handheld gamer you’ll love the new Nintendo Switch Lite. It can play all of the great games from the Switch…
Picking Stone: Anxiety Relief Fidget Toy
A Picking Stone is great for dermatillomania fidget relief by providing a similar sensation to picking at skin. It’s also effective for reducing…
Minecraft Creeper Light
Add a touch of pixelated danger to your decor with this Minecraft Creeper Light! Unlike its in-game counterpart, this Creeper promises no unexpected…
Super Mario Bros. Ice Cube Tray
Cool down your drinks and save princess peach at the same time with these Mario style ice cubes. Coins, stars, Mario jumping, all…
Bottle Opener TV Remote
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for you.
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Superhero Night-Lights
The most stalwart of guardians are here to defend your bedroom with the power of LIGHT! There is a bright spot in the…


