Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Harry Potter Action Figure
Everything is cuter when it is small. This Harry Potter Funko Pop is exactly what every collector needs. It can fit anywhere and…
Exotic International Oreos
Indulge your taste buds in a global adventure with Exotic International Oreos. This gift package offers a delectable journey with 8 unique food…
TCL PlayCube Portable Projector
Twist it like a Rubik’s Cube for instant setup, no stands needed. Dive into 1080p FHD clarity with eye-friendly colors and Netflix right…
Disposable Shower Drain Trap
Long hair? DON’T CARE! Especially with this legendary tool: the Disposable Shower Drain Trap. Never has it been so easy to keep your…
Fidget Toy Hand Spinner
We have been finding these fidget gadgets to be quite popular, as people are find alternative ways to reduce their stress, anxiety, and…
Beetle Tamagotchi Keychain
Keep your pixelated bug alive on the go! This retro-inspired Tamagotchi keychain features a cool Rhinoceros Beetle trapped in a double-sided epoxy charm.…
Wild Game Exotic Meat Sticks
If regular beef sticks are starting to feel a bit too predictable, this is the cure. You get actual alligator, elk, and venison…
Reversible Chewbacca Jacket
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to…
Fifty Shades of Chicken
If Fifty Shades of Grey got you hot and bothered imagine what a piping hot and juicy chicken out of the oven can…
Miniature Streetlight Desk Lamp
Shrink down the city streets and light up your workspace with this miniature utility pole lamp. Standing 19 inches tall, it features hyper-realistic…


