Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Yoshi Egg Light
This Eggcellent lamp will make any gamer’s room complete. This USB powered lamp look just like a glowing Yoshi egg from Nintendo’s classic…
Fly Swatter Sword
Get revenge on those annoying flies in your house with this sword fly swatter. Shaped like a sword you’ll have full control over…
Mike’s Hot Honey
Hot and sweet, the perfect combination, with Mike’s Hot Honey you can spice up any pizza or even salad! Just add a drizzle to…
Waterproof 1500 Lumen Lume Cube Flashlight
Whether you’re hiking in the woods at night or trying out unique photography techniques the Lume Cube is perfect to throw into any…
Personalized Ejected Crewmate Mug
Do you look sus before your first cup of coffee? That’s ok, we’ve all been there. Whether you’re the imposter or not isn’t…
Windproof Foldable Camping Stove
Ever finding yourself wanting the ability to summon flames? “Man, I have these two beautiful steaks with me, but nothing to cook them.”…
Mini Butcher Cleaver
Any carnivore will enjoy carrying this mini butcher cleaver on their keychain. These hand made tiny butcher knives feature a wooden handle, leather…
Ash Ketchum Hat from Pokemon
This is a hat for the ultimate Pokemon master, why shouldn’t it be you? We know you’ve collected all original 150 Pokemon, so…
Planet Lamps
Looking for a way to bring the universe into your home? Look no further than these planet lamps! These lamps are made by…
Dinosaur Cookie Cutters
Cut yourself into the Jurassic age with these delightful dinosaur cookie cutters. Great for kids who love to be hands on in the…


