Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
DJI Mavic 3 Pro Drone
Unleash the Spielberg in you with the Mavic 3 Pro Drone from DJI! This three-eyed flying wonder comes with a trio of lenses,…
Girl Scout Cookie Cereal
I mean, should something like this even be legal? As if those little devil’s in green skirts didn’t rip apart my wallet and…
Valentine’s Day Mystery Box
Our friends over at Firebox have devised a Valentine’s day gift that will provide you with effortless success this Valentine’s Day. If you…
Reversible Chewbacca Jacket
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to…
Honeycomb Shelves
Building a unique office or room in the house? These honeycomb shelves will make a very uncommon mark on just about any room. Showing…
I Am C-3PO Book
Get the inside scoop from the man himself, I am C-3PO takes you through the inside story of Anthony Daniels who played C3PO…
Couch Charging Outlet
We’ve all run into the problem of wanting to use our phone or tablet while it was charging. Rather than leaning over your…
Smash-to-Open Gift Card Holder
Every guy will love smashing this gift card out of its concrete block. The digital gift card inside is good for multiple places…
Beer Mug Knitted Socks
Show up to Oktoberfest in style with these beer mug socks that are knit by hand. With a white foamy head and handle…


