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Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Official Snapchat Plushie
Everyone loves Snapchat, there isn’t a doubt about that. Well now embody all that is snaplicious with this official snapchat ghost stuffed animal.…
Portable Snack Storage Jars
Have an OCD-like affinity for organized snacking? Perfect! This quadruple stack of storage compartments is bound to be your BFF ;) Created for…
Jumbo Wine Glass
Need to finish a bottle of wine without your friends noticing you have a problem? Well the jumbo wine glass holds an entire…
Grow It Yourself Mushrooms
Bring the fresh earthy taste of oyster mushrooms to your cooking with this grow it yourself mushroom kit! Sure to be the delight…
Gameboy Fridge Magnet
Every geek has memories of their original giant Gameboy. Relive childhood with an even bigger Gameboy with this fridge magnet set. Every Time you…
American Flag Cape
Everybody wants to show their patriotism at parties and with this American Flag Cape you’ll bleed red white and blue. Perhaps you need to…
Collapsible Trunk Organizer
Make sure your trunk is as organized as a soccer mom’s with this Collapsible Trunk Organizer. This heavy-duty box is ready for all…
Cheap Remote Control Helicopter
This is seriously a must have for anyone, it’s only $20 and it flys amazingly. It’s also a killer gift for kids and…
Creepy Baby Masks
There’s nothing more fun than a novelty mask, but these baby masks add a whole new element to creepy. With difference faces such…
Unicork – Unicorn Bottle Opener & Corkscrew
As both a functional and decorative item, the Unicork makes for an excellent gift to anyone who enjoys unicorn novelties. This beer and…


