Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Sushi Roll Shaped Push Pins
I have one major issue with all these sushi styled home and office supplies: I want to eat them. However, if you decide…
Vintage Trench Lighter
Ignite your life with the Vintage Trench Lighter – a fusion of creativity and durability. Crafted from high-quality brass, it boasts a unique…
Catalina Crunch: Keto Friendly Cereal
If you are a keto addict and want to streamline your carb intake but miss having a bowl of cereal in the morning…
Rainbow Sprinkle Candle
Who doesn’t love rainbow sprinkles! If it’s your birthday or just a Monday it’s hard to hate colorful sprinkles. This rainbow sprinkles candle…
Student Tears Mug
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…
Govee Lyra RGBICWW Corner Floor Lamp
Light up your living room with the Govee Lyra RGBICWW Floor Lamp! This smart floor lamp boasts a slim outline and mesmerizing color…
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Why not represent the true stench of your dirty laundry with this Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket.We all go through periods of rough stench, be…
DJI RoboMaster S1 Robot
The DJI RoboMaster S1 robot is designed to learn about programming concepts. Once you assemble the RoboMaster you can drive it around the…
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Pickle Rick Socks
I’m Pickle Rick… socks!!! Any Rick and Morty superfan will be ultra comfortable in these pickle Rick socks. These comfortable socks are made of…


