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Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Bourbon Whiskey Making Bootleg Kit
Why settle for store-bought bourbon when you can make your own with this bootleg kit? It comes with everything you need to feel…
Ramen Noodle Pool Float
Bring this massive ramen noodle to the pool and wait for your water to boil. This huge 64 inch by 64 inch ramen…
Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener
Open your next beer with a head lock with this Luchador bottle opener. No need to dress up with this mexican wrestler bottle opener…
Peek 2.0 iPhone Privacy Screen
Everyone who is a daily commuter using the train or bus knows how important privacy is. Especially when using your iPhone, who knows what…
Giant Gameboy Game Catridge
Super-size your nostalgia with these Giant Game Boy Cartridges! Perfect for gaming aficionados, these oversized replicas transform classic games like Pokémon, Tetris, and…
Camping Logbook
Elevate your outdoor adventures by chronicling them in meticulous detail with The Camping Logbook. This beautifully crafted hardcover logbook provides a canvas for…
Sony PlayStation 4 VR
Easily the best cost-to-enjoyment ratio of any Virtual Reality system on the market, Playstation VR doesn’t require you to pour thousands of dollars…
Car Back Seat Organizer
Make sure your backseat stays neat and tidy with this Car Back Seat Organizer! It’s the most spacious storage solution for your kids’…
Star Wars Face Masks
Now safety and style meet with these cool face masks printed with iconic Star Wars characters! Turns out that the reason that galaxy…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…


