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Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Meta Quest Pro VR Headset
The Quest Pro brings a high end VR experience to the masses. With incredible optics, full-color mixed reality, and a new slim design…
The Really Annoying Gift Box
Behold the Really Annoying Gift Box: a devious delight for those who love to challenge their gift recipients! Hidden within this confounding contraption…
Zelda Rupee Pillows
It’s likely you’ve been collecting these virtual Zelda Rupee’s throughout the majority of your youth. Here is an opportunity to make your virtual…
DJI Avata FPV Drone
DJI Avata is the perfect drone for getting into FPV flying. This plenty of beginner friendly features like motion control, propeller guards, and…
Nugget Ice Maker Countertop
Give the gift of good ice. This countertop nugget ice maker churns out the soft, chewable sonic-style pebble ice people are weirdly obsessed…
Gun and Target Alarm Clock
Lock N’ load and take a shot at this alarm clock with it’s wireless gun. Nothing will make you more alert in the…
Color Me Vintage: A Coloring Book for Adults
Why should small children have all the fun? Color Me Vintage is an adult coloring book, full of 49 images ready to be…
Bose AI Smart Ultra Soundbar
Elevate your audio experience with the Bose A.I. Smart Ultra Soundbar. Featuring Dolby Atmos and an innovative AI Dialogue Mode, this soundbar ensures…
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
Custom Dundie Award
And the hottest in the office goes to… anyone you want! Make your own custom Dundie award for anyone in your office or…


