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Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Domo Toaster
Wish you could be eating Domo toast during breakfast? well now you easily can with the domo toaster. Leaving an impression on your…
Sword House Key
Your home is your castle, and with these clever sword-shaped keys, you can protect it like a knight! And knights stab doorknobs with…
Weighted Couch Cup Holder
Always have a drink on the couch but annoyed you can’t put it on the edge of the sofa? Well this weighted cup…
Air Hogs Enterprise-A Remote Control Drone
Nothing caps off a long day of rescuing humpback whales quite like taking your new ship out for a spin! Based on the…
Machete Spatula
Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
Mophie Wireless Charger
Now that iPhone 8 and iPhone X have joined the hundreds of Android phones that have Wireless charging it’s time to cut the…
World’s Smallest Etch-A-Sketch
What is this an Etch A Sketch for ants!, well yes actually. This is the world’s smallest Etch A Sketch, perfect for tiny…
Seinfeld Jerkstore T-Shirt
Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…
Average Day Watch
Sleep, work, meeting, work, travel, socialize, eat, tv, sleep repeat. Admit it life is the same every single day, so why not represent…


