Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get a whiff of your manliness. This is no novelty gag. You will smell like a god and have the confidence to tear up the dance floor. Make getting laid next weekend a sure thing and buy some now.
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Lego Simpsons Figuirines
We aren’t entirely sure if you have been watching the Simpsons marathon that is currently going down, but we sure are. If you…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
World’s Smallest Violin
Hear that? It’s me playing the world’s smallest violin… ;) Just kidding. This 4 inch super-realistic miniature doesn’t make a sound. It just…
Personalized Your City Map
Celebrate your love for your city or welcome someone to their new urban adventure with a stunning, personalized city map! Printed on premium…
Basic Bitch Mug
Finally a mug that tells it like it is, a hilarious mug that is sure to get a laugh at the office. With “Basic…
Star Wars Playing Cards
The Force is strong with these cards! This high-quality deck of playing cards features gorgeous artwork that perfectly renders your favorite Star Wars…
Hook and Ring Game Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener
If your house is the life of the party in the summer this wall-mounted hook and ring game with bottle opener will be…
Spider-Man Kite
NOT QUITE BATMAN. Zip through the air like a superhero with this Spider-Man Kite. Townsfolk and city dwells alike will peer out their…
Flipslide Game
Get ready to slide, flip, and match your way to glory with Flipslide! This little game is like a mini dance party for…
Millenium Falcon Rug
Why not have Star Wars right at your feet with this Star Wars Large Millennium Falcon Rug. It measures an inch less than…
Nicolas Cage Coloring Book
No actor in Hollywood colors their lines the same way Nicolas Cage does, and nobody colors Nicolas Cage the same way you do!…
Legend of Zelda Piece of Heart
What better way to show your love than with this geeky Legend of Zelda heart. This piece of heart is 3 inches across…


