Finally curl up like the burrito you were meant to be. Perfect for the winter this burrito blanket spans 71 inches making it easy to wrap kids or adults. Best of all it’s double sided for maximum burrito authenticity.
USB Heated Mouse Pad
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…
Spigen RA100 Neck Strap for AirPods
Planning an intense workout and afraid of losing your AirPods? This neck strap by Spigen will keep your AirPods secure around your neck…
Cabin Porn Book
Who doesn’t love beautiful cabins? This book full of cabin porn has amazing photographs of quiet outdoor places. Especially good for coffee tables…
Binary Love Keyring
Afraid to say ‘I love you’ to that special person? Do it in code and ensure that they will have no clue what…
Giant Inflatable Pickle Rick
What Rick and Morty fan doesn’t love Pickle Rick! Well now you can bring pickle Rick to the pool, party or even work…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Rebel Scum Welcome Doormat
The galaxy is a dangerous place when you’re a rebel! But with this charming Rebel Scum Welcome mat, it becomes a less hostile…
Definitely Not A Trap Door Doormat
You know sometimes having a trap door at your front door would be convenient for pesky salesmen and your in-laws. This hilarious doormat…
The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…
World’s Smallest Etch-A-Sketch
What is this an Etch A Sketch for ants!, well yes actually. This is the world’s smallest Etch A Sketch, perfect for tiny…
Anti-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Elevate your breakfast with this unique cereal bowl to keep your cereal crunch. With the two partitions in the bowl you can have…




