This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in how many candles they need.
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
EDC Waterproof Peanut Lighter
The EDC Waterproof Peanut Lighter is a classic essential in a compact package. Its timeless waterproof design is now upgraded with a long-lasting…
Steel Whiskey Balls
Chill your drink with some class. We here at awesome stuff are aware of the whiskey stones, hell we even use them, but…
Panda Skillet
If your house if full of everything panda related I’m sure you don’t have a panda skillet. Add this to any kitchen for…
Lion Cat Carrier
Unleash your cat’s inner roar with the Lion Cat Carrier – the purr-fect fusion of feline fun and functionality! This canvas tote features…
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
You will never experience the grandiosity of the Titanic, but with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug you can get darn close! Spruce up…
Willie Egg Fryer
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
Cat Battle Armor
If your cat spends any time out in the wild it’s time to level them up with this cat battle armor. Your cat will…
Ferrari 12V Battery Car
Just because you don’t drive a nice car doesn’t mean your kids can’t. Hell, maybe they will even let you take it out…
Game Boy Heat Changing Mug
Does a hot cup of coffee fire you up in the morning the same way firing up Pokemon Red felt 20 years ago?…

