This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in how many candles they need.
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$4.00
Rainbow Sprinkle Candle
Who doesn’t love rainbow sprinkles! If it’s your birthday or just a Monday it’s hard to hate colorful sprinkles. This rainbow sprinkles candle…
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$10.00
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
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$4.85
“I Choo Choo Choose You” Card
Any Simpsons fan will get a kick out of this “I Choo Choo Choose You” Valentine’s day card. Perfect for the Ralph Wiggum…
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$4.00
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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$2.64
Hello Beautiful Birthday Box
Surprise and delight your best friend with this birthday party in a box! Filled to the brim with goodies tailored to celebrate and…
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$34.35
Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
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$8.99
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
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$9.99
The Card That Never Stops Playing Music
Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is…
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$9.95
Jumbo Confetti Balloon
Who is having a party? This balloon will ensure your gathering is a ‘blast’. This Jumbo Confetti Balloon explodes into colorful wonder. Kind…
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$14.00
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
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$25.00
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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$5.00
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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$5.00
Chef’n ZipStrip Herb Stripper
It is a tedious task to remove the leaves from your favorite herbs and can be quite time consuming. This handy little kitchen…
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$7.15
Ninja Folding Grappling Hook
Do you find it a challenge to scale 16 foot buildings? Are you tired of walking up stairs and waiting for elevators? Do…
Anti-Morning Person Coffee Mug
Am I the only one that thinks mornings suck? Birds singing all loud. Sun rising all bright. Alarm clock shrieking like mad. Yeah,…
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$12.99
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
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$7.29
iBot G3 Collectible figure
The most colourful piece in computer history has arrived as a collectible figure that fits in the palm of your hand. Introducing the…
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$43.00
Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
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$367.88
Myard Human Skull Fire Pit Log
Looking to enhance your backyard space with a touch of spookiness? This highly detailed Human Skull Log made by Myard could be that…
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$49.95
Portable Nightlight Balls
Light your way to the bathroom at night with these seriously neat portable nightlight balls. Lasting up to 30 minutes these balls will…
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$54.48
Calorie Counting Wine Glass
Tired of not know how many calories of wine you’ve had? Well look no further with this calorie counting wine glass you’ll be…
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$17.99
Portable Sauna
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna.…
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$179.99
Workaholics Bear Coat
Do you want to be a bear? Do you want to catch fresh salmon out of the stream with your paws and not…
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$200.00
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
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$189.27
Boosted Board – Electric Skateboard
Who doesn’t love to get around town quickly. Boosted boards can reach up to 22 mph and travel 7 miles, so you’ll be…
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$1,199.20
Girl Scout Cookie Cereal
I mean, should something like this even be legal? As if those little devil’s in green skirts didn’t rip apart my wallet and…
Die Hard Coloring Book
Watching Die Hard is a Christmas classic, well now you can color John McClane’s adventures in the official Die Hard coloring book. With over 80…
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$12.79