This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in how many candles they need.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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Cosmo Kramer’s Assman License Plate
Looking for a hilarious way to show your love for Seinfeld? Look no further than Kramer’s Ass Man license plate. This classic prop…
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Cannabis Energy Drink
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
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The Oregon Trail Handheld Game
Everyone loves the classic game “The Oregon Trail” but it can be a pain to play it now-a-days on modern computers. This portable…
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Legend of Zelda Foam Hylian Shield
Whether you’re knocking back Deku nuts or protecting your head from volcanic rock, you can’t beat the craftsmanship and durability of the Hylian…
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Unicork – Unicorn Bottle Opener & Corkscrew
As both a functional and decorative item, the Unicork makes for an excellent gift to anyone who enjoys unicorn novelties. This beer and…
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Barnacle iPhone Mount
Need to stylishly mount your iPhone on your desk or in your car, the barnacle iPhone mount is perfect for catching people’s eye.…
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Millenium Falcon Rug
Why not have Star Wars right at your feet with this Star Wars Large Millennium Falcon Rug. It measures an inch less than…
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The 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen
Arm yourself with the ultimate sidekick for all your daily adventures – the 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen! More than just a pen, it’s a…
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Xbox One S All-Digital Edition
If you want to dive into gaming the Xbox One S All-Digital Edition is a great choice. Especially if you don’t already have…
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Army Men Candles
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army…
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