This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in how many candles they need.
Check it out
$4.00
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Buy on Etsy
$4.85
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
Buy on Etsy
$2.64
Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
View on Amazon
$8.99
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
View on Amazon
$25.00
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Check it out
$5.00
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Check it out
$5.00
Star Wars Death Star Bean Bag Chair Cover
The man made spherical planet known as the Death Star is looking extra comfy and dilapidated today. This is for good reason, as…
Buy on ThinkGeek
$99.99
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
View on Amazon
$35.33
Anti-Morning Person Coffee Mug
Am I the only one that thinks mornings suck? Birds singing all loud. Sun rising all bright. Alarm clock shrieking like mad. Yeah, screw…
Buy on Etsy
$12.99
Anti-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Elevate your breakfast with this unique cereal bowl to keep your cereal crunch. With the two partitions in the bowl you can have…
View on Amazon
$8.99
Storm Trooper Piggy Bank
This Storm Trooper is on a mission to save you money. The Star Wars fans in your life will feel the force when…
View on Amazon
$17.95
Rick and Morty Plumbus Mug
This plumbus mug is now 30% more plumbus! Any Rick and Morty fan will love this official merch. Just pop your coffee in…
Check it out
$16.99
Grass Blade Pens
Looking to brighten up your desk or space? Need a quality writing instrument that brings the flora of the outdoor world to your…
View on Amazon
$5.69
R2D2 Alarm Clock
Do you like to take your Sci-Fi dreams to the next level? Are your kids in love with Star Wars? Well this R2D2…
View on Amazon
$167.04
Meow The Book for Cats
Only one word can describe the perspective of a cap. Meow the book is loaded with one word and one word only, that…
View on Amazon
$9.00
Fake Movie Prop Money
If you’ve ever needed to prove to your friends that you’ve got fat stacks just laying around the house, these stacks of prop…
View on Amazon
$12.99