This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in how many candles they need.
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$4.00
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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$5.01
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
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$4.85
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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$2.64
Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
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$8.99
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
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$9.99
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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$5.00
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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Mustache Tie Clip
Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for…
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$39.95
Philips Hue Wake Up Light
Improve your experience waking up with the Philips Hue alarm clock. This unique alarm clock will slowly fade through sunrise colors and play…
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$108.95
Black Cat Bathing Suit
Rocking a great bathing suit to the pool is always fun. Wearing this black cat swimsuit will be sure to draw an eye,…
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$133.00
2020 iPad Air
The latest iPad Air is here with a slew of new colors, a new form factor, support for the Apple pencil and more.…
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Digital Tape Measure
Reading a tape measure can be annoying, you want an exact length, well with this digital tape measure you’ll get an exact read…
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$39.99
PlayStation Classic
Who doesn’t remember getting the Pizza Hut demo disk and playing the first level of Tony Hawk 1000 times. The Playstation Classic will…
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$99.00
Dwight Schrute Birthday Anniversary Card
What Office fan wouldn’t enjoy Dwight informing them that it’s not actually their birthday but the anniversary of their birthday. This hilarious card…
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Joe Exotic Candle
Finally the ultimate scented candle for Joe Exotic fans. Smells like like a fresh cut mullet, raw meat, AK-47’s and I saw the…
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$26.00
Wine Condoms
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…
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$14.97
Zelda Navi Glow In The Dark Necklace
Navi the fairy is here to guide you through the darkest of times and inspire you in the pursuit of adventure. This adorable…
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