This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in how many candles they need.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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The NoPhone Air
No distractions. No headphone jack. No Wifi. NoPhone is the perfect phone for anyone who is addicted to their phone. Finally a phone…
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Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
Beat some meat to submission with this fantastic kitchen tool. With it’s groved base these brass knuckles with attached meat tenderizer can provide…
Lay and Go Travel Bag
So originally we viewed this item as the ‘get laid’ and go travel bag, but no… you literally lay it down on a…
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Pillow Rick
Add some interdimensional madness to your bedtime routine with Pillow Rick. This hand-sewn, fluffy, and cuddly pillow is designed to be your new…
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Ultimate Snacks Variety Box
You take one look at this box and think to yourself; “Did my parents not know this existed when I went to college,…
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Batman Ice Cube Tray
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN! Yeah, that is 16 Na’s for…
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Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
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Stranger Things Polaroid Camera
If you love Stranger Things you’ll love snapping photos on this Stranger Things Polaroid camera. This will make the ultimate accessory for your…
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Thor’s Hammer USB Drive
Hold the power of the 21st century in your hands with this miniature Thor’s Hammer flash drive. Save your data and the world…
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Wyze Battery Cam Pro
The Wyze Battery Cam Pro is your go-to solution for home security, even during power outages. With its quick and easy setup, you…
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