Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Stretch The Truth Trump
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
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Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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Laser Guided Scissors
Make the exact cut with these scissors with a laser sight. Perfect for any arts & craft project or even just wrapping gifts,…
Cat Panties
MeeeeOW! Check out these Purrrrfect Pussy Panties. Cats are a girls best friend and these wonderfully crafted undergarments are no exception. Mr. Kate…
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Prosecco Pong
Frat party beer pong not your forte? That’s ok! Here’s a more sophisticated way to have fun drinking with friends at your next…
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Beer-Infused Hot Sauce
Bring on the heat and boozy flavors will this unique set of beer-infused hot sauce. With 3 flavors including asian sriracha, garlic serrano,…
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Han Solo Carbonite Inflatable Costume
Every Star Wars fan remembers the iconic scene where Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite. This is the perfect Halloween costume for the…
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Crackling Woodwick Candle
Enjoying the sound of a crackling fire with the unique woodwick candles. Their woodwick create a crackling sound as they burn for pleasure…
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Unicorn Bouquet
Brighten up your lady’s Valentine’s day with this magical bouquet of unicorns. Roses will die but these tiny plush unicorns will live forever. Plus unicorns…
Unicorn Taco Holder
Finally taco tuesday can be magical with this unicorn taco holder. No longer will you have to worry about your taco flopping over…
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Kodiak Brownie In A Cup
Kodiak Cakes are famous for their pancake mix, well now they’ve expanded to protein packed brownies. These microwavable cups just need a little…
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You Better Have Pizza Doormat
If there is one person coming to your doorstep you most likely want it to be a pizza delivery person. This doormat tells…
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