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Donald Trump Birthday Card

June 18, 2019March 25, 2020

Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.

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“It Is Your Birthday” Card

Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…

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Donald Trump Pool Float

This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…

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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book

Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…

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Donald Trump Toilet Brush

No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.

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Obligatory Birthday Card

Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…

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Stretch The Truth Trump

Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…

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President Flip Flops

Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…

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Flying Butterfly Prank Card

Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…

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Donald Trump Chia Pet

What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…

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Donald Trump Toilet Paper

I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…

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Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms

Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…

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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards

Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…

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“This Many” Birthday Card

This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…

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Shot Glass Card

This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.

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USB Squirming Tentacle

If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle…

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Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones 700

Bose has updated their incredibly popular noise cancelling headphones with the 700 series. With a new design, options to use smart assistants like…

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Global Warming Mug

Watch our coastline disappear on this temperature sensitive mug. The global warming mug is perfect for a scientist who enjoys a cup of warm coffee in the morning.

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