Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Stretch The Truth Trump
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
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President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
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Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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Crackling Woodwick Candle
Enjoying the sound of a crackling fire with the unique woodwick candles. Their woodwick create a crackling sound as they burn for pleasure…
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Lego R2D2
This one foot tall R2D2 Lego figure from Star Wars is something even Luke Skywalker would want in his hut. With realistic panels…
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Rose Wine Bath Bombs
Turn bath time into an oasis with these rose wine bath bombs. Loaded with coconut oil these bath bombs are sure to give…
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Steel Whiskey Balls
Chill your drink with some class. We here at awesome stuff are aware of the whiskey stones, hell we even use them, but…
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Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
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Chewbacca Robe
Transform into a comfy and totally cool being in this furry and soft Chewbacca Robe from the always awesome movie Star Wars. Having…
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Armorgear Laser Tag Blaster & Vest Set
Everybody loves laser tag games and I bet your son or sons will too. In fact, this advanced laser tag game can only…
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Glowing Cloud Lamp
If you’re looking to add a bit of creative flare to a room these light up cloud lamps are sure to add a splash…
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The Unt Mug
Not everyone has the ability to sip some strong joe from the Unt mug. Do you want to be one of those people?…
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Fidget Toy Hand Spinner
We have been finding these fidget gadgets to be quite popular, as people are find alternative ways to reduce their stress, anxiety, and…
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