Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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Framed Tweets
In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Stretch The Truth Trump
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
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$41.61
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
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Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight?It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a dose…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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Personalized Leather Coasters
Customize these leather coasters to make the perfect gift, whether you chose someone’s initials or ‘his’ and ‘hers’ these coasters will make a…
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Bar10Der Bartending Tool
Be the hit at your next party by offering all options for your guests when it comes to making a top notch mixed…
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Portable Triple Hammock Stand
Relax in style with 2 friends with this portable triple hammock stand! This incredible device will hold up to 1200 pounds while supporting…
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DON’T GET STABBED! The Card Game
DON’T GET STABBED! is an easy to learn party game where you get to kill your family and friends (for pretend). The game…
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Nachosaurus Dip and Snack Dish Set
Bring a prehistoric friend to the party with the Nachosaurus dip and snack dish set. Just stuff some Doritos in the back of this Stegosaurus…
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Amazon Dash Wand
If you’re annoyed by grocery shopping the Amazon Dash Wand is here to help. With the ability to scan barcodes and speak into…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
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Stealth Coffee Cup Beer Koozie
Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to enjoy a beer at the beach or even park without on goer’s looks. Well now you…
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Emergency Snack Kit
Everyone has that one friend who just needs a snack to chill out. Well the Emergency Snack Kit is here to help, full…
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Color Changing LIFX Bulbs
Paint your house with color with these LIFX bulbs. Just screw them into any ordinary lightbulb port and you’ll be able to enjoy…
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