Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Stretch The Truth Trump
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
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Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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Personalized Star Mug
What better way to show you were at Kelly’s America’s Got Talent party than a mug with your face on it. No one…
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Star Trek Live Long & Prosper T-Shirt
An iconic line, and also just a nice thing to say. You don’t even have to be a Star Trek fan to appreciate…
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Hexagon Beer Pong Cups
Has your beer pong party gone sour? Then it’s time to think outside the box. Check out this Hexcup Beer Pong Set. Shaped…
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LEGO Ninja Turtles Turtle Lair Attack
Relive your childhood or introduce your children to the glory that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Includes 5 mini figures: Leonardo, Raphael, Master…
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Personalized Name Earrings
Show the fashionista in your life that you care with this one-of-a-kind gift! These elegant and unique custom name earrings are made to…
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Interactive Cloud Lamp
Add a unique touch to any room with this interactive cloud lamp designed by Richard Clarkson. With multiple color modes the LED lights…
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Avocado Shaped Candle
Everyone’s favorite fruit is now an incredible candle. These delicious and hilarious candles will burn for about 5 hours and come in a…
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Rick and Morty Socks
Get your feet Schwifty with these cool Rick and Morty socks. Snuggle up on the couch and keep your feet toasty while watching…
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HDMI Splitter For Gaming Consoles
Switching between multiple devices on your monitor can be annoying especially if the input button is on the back of your monitor. Maybe…
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Rosé Pool Float
What’s better than a little poolside wine time? Floating IN the pool ON a wine bottle whilst you buoyantly sip your favorite vino.…
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