Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Stretch The Truth Trump
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
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Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
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Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
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Why We Love Star Wars Book
Relive all of the most epic moments from Star Wars with this book appropriately names Why We Love Star Wars. Full of the…
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DJI FPV Drone
For anyone wanting to get into FPV drones DJI has made the ultimate FPV drone. With a 4K 60FPS camera, super-side FOV, low-latency…
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Color Changing Umbrella
Bring a little color to a rainy day with this color changing umbrella. With rain graphics near the edge that are activated when…
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TMNT Pajamas
Looking good while you’re asleep is important. Being ready to take down the Foot Clan at a moment’s notice is even more important.…
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Pint Glass with Shot
Trying to mix liquor with beer? Well get sicker with this pint glass with a shot glass on the bottom. Just flip your…
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Love Mugs
Have fun trying to drink out of these Love Mugs. We aren’t entirely sure if they are awesome, but some sap is going…
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Star Wars Love Pillows
One of the most memorable lines in one of the most iconic movies in all of pop culture can now be displayed proudly…
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The Little Book of Life Hacks
Are you on the road to finding your true happiness? Take the shortcut and get there faster with this delightful read. From budgeting…
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