Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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Inflatable Octopus Tentacles
Make a bold statement with Inflatable Octopus Tentacles! Measuring up to 6 feet long and featuring built-in LED lights, these glowing tentacles create…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Wall Mounted Circular Terrariums
Add some minimalistic flare to your home with this unique wall-mounted circular terrariums. Made from metal and glass these terrariums are sure to…
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Ninja Hoodie
The world is only getting more dangerous. What reason do you have to NOT be equipped and ready for hand to hand combat?…
Golden Girls Monopoly
Two classics converge in the epic board game Monopoly: Golden Girls edition. It’s the perfect nostalgic gift for any Golden Girls fanatic or…
Dr. Who Tardis Doormat
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
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Scratch-Off World Map Poster
Turn a lifetime of travel into wall art. This deluxe Luckies scratch-off world map starts as a sleek gold-foil poster, and every country…
Tracksuit Tuxedo
Want to look good enough to get married but still be ready to run a marathon (you know, in case you change your…
Electric Cocktail Mixer And Pourer
Speed up your bartending with this cocktail mixer that does double time as a pourer. Quickly mix with it’s electric mixer built in, while being…
Stylophone Pocket Synthesizer
Sliding a tiny metal stylus across a touchstrip to make buzzy 1968 sci-fi tunes is way more fun than it has any right…