Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.
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“It Is Your Birthday” Card
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Pull The Cards: Funny Cards to Pull
Whether it’s the “man” card, the “v” card, the “bullshit” card, the “race” card, and the list goes on… these give physical presence…
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Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
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All-New Nest Thermostat for 2020
Nest has released a new version of their smart thermostat with a stunning all new design. In addition to the design you’ll get…
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Pizza Puzzle
Finally pizza in the form you’ve been craving, a pizza puzzle! This delicious looking puzzle will have you assembling a slice of pizza.
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Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
You will never experience the grandiosity of the Titanic, but with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug you can get darn close! Spruce up…
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Rubber Band Pillow
Everyone loves rubber band balls but they take hours of work to make. A pillow made out of rubber bands would be even…
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Croc Candles
Light up your pad with the ultimate blend of cozy and quirky! These candles, shaped like everyone’s favorite love-to-hate comfy shoes, add a…
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Emoji Keyboard
We all love emoji, your nephew, friends and even grandmother are using emoji. Switching keyboards constantly can be tough but luckily the emoji…
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Rick And Morty Eyehole Chocolate Truffles
Start your morning off right with a yummy snack from Rick and Morty. This box contains 12 eyehole shaped chocolate truffles.
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Ice Dragon Pool Float
Even though game of thrones is over you can still enjoy dragons for the summer. This Ice Dragon pool float will bring chaos…
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Star Trek: Discovery Black Badge
With this screen-accurate replica, you can represent the mysterious Section 31 with their sleek and ominous black comm badge! A magnetic clasp holds…
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Star Wars Operation
Oh no, Chewbacca’s been attacked by Porgs! Thankfully he has a Rey of hope. With tweezers in hand, you’ll need the skills of…
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