But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Unicorn Battery Powered LED Light
Bring the glow of a magical unicorn to your bedroom with this LED light unicorn lamp. Powered by batteries this lamp is a…
Camera Roll Tissue Dispenser Box
Any photographer will love this tissue box designed to look like an old roll of film. Plus it even works as a toilet…
ThinkFun Gravity Maze Marble game
The ThinkFun Gravity Maze marble game is a fun and challenging game designed for children to sharpen their logical reasoning and planning skills.…
Camping Logbook
Elevate your outdoor adventures by chronicling them in meticulous detail with The Camping Logbook. This beautifully crafted hardcover logbook provides a canvas for…
Witch Cat Mug
Possibly the cutest coffee cup for cat lowers this Halloween cat mug featuring a cut cat face and a hat lid. Great for…
Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course For Kids
Keep your kid as strong as a ninja with this Ninja Warrior obstacle course designed for kids. With support for up to 250 pounds…
Hand-Woven Macrame Rainbow
Add a fun touch of color to your bedroom with this hand-woven rainbow. Place it on your wall, table, or even door for…
Mr. T Tea Pot
Mom didn’t raise no fool who doesn’t like tea, now you can enjoy a single serving of tea with the Mr. T Tea…
Fried Chicken Leg Pillow
Foodies can finally cuddle with a precious fried chicken leg. With its realistic design your mouth will be water at the sight of…
The Keyboard Waffle Iron
Why serve boring old waffles when you can have a geeky keyboard shaped waffle. Just bring throw the keyboard waffle iron on a…



