But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Cat Hamster Wheel
The Cat Wheel Company’s ”Black Toy-Go-Round Cat Exercise Wheel” is the perfect outlet for high-energy cats! Fashioned after the smaller wheels commonly found…
Ko-Axis Rail Pen
Bring comfort and style to your next note taking session with the Ko_axis rail pen. Its unique flat and wide design offers new…
Philips Hue Wake Up Light
Improve your experience waking up with the Philips Hue alarm clock. This unique alarm clock will slowly fade through sunrise colors and play…
Chilli Sauce Making Kit
This chilli sauce making kit will help you bring your own spice to the dining room. The kit includes everything you need to…
Piper Computer Kit
This one is for young programmers and computer enthusiasts. The Piper computer Kit allows you to build your own computer and learn some…
The Unofficial Home Alone Cookbook
Get ready to cook up some holiday mischief with The Unofficial Home Alone Cookbook! This culinary guide is your secret weapon for conquering…
Lion Cat Hat
Make your little whisker friend a lion with this lion hat for your cat. Your furry friend will instantly feel more courageous with as…
Grenade “Take a Number” Mug
If you work in customer service you’ll love this complaint department mug. With it’s very own number that pulls the ring of this…
Advent Calendar Christmas Candle
Countdown to Christmas with this unique advent calendar candle. Great for adults who want to celebrate the holidays with 1 hour of candle…
Clocky: Alarm Clock on Wheels
Hard to get out of bed? Well Clocky is here to save the day, NO more sleeping in with Clocky. After hitting snooze…



