But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Have you ever wanted to film yourself doing something awesome but were without the resources to do so? Namely friends? Now you have…
Mason jars are the new black. Push yourself to the forefront of the home decor game with these handmade mini mason jar light…
Every kid at heart loves legos, so why wouldn’t you love some lego shaped ice cubes in your cocktails. Photo From: 1finecookie
Do you smell that deep scent of nostalgia? I do and I don’t think it’s because Martha just died of dysentery. This beautiful…
Express your cheeky side with the middle finger doodle earrings, perfect for those days when you want to make a humorous statement without…
With all of the latest phones supporting wireless charging you’re missing out if you don’t have one. Perfect for the living room or…
Bored at work? Skip the spreadsheet and channel your inner Pam Beesly! This unofficial coloring book features 20 intricate, hand-drawn illustrations inspired by…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
The credit card-sized EKG monitor is a miracle of modern medicine that can keep your heart healthy and in the palm of your…
Hold the entire solar system in your hand with this solar system crystal ball. Great for a student, astronomer, or anyone who just loves…
