But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat
Who doesn’t love the taste of a Kit Kat, gimme a break! Treat your sweet tooth to something new with this cheesecake flavored…
Pearl Boba Tea Plush Slippers
Nothing says ‘comfort’ quite like slipping your feet into a cup of bubble tea. Literally nothing. And when your slippers are this happy…
Aloha Rainbow Doormat
Greet guests with all colors of the rainbow with this cute Aloha rainbow doormat. This colorful inviting doormat iss ure to add some…
Nicolas Cage National Treasure Mug
No one will be able to question if the romance is dead with this stunning “You’re my National Treasure” mug. With Nicolas Cage…
Myard Human Skull Fire Pit Log
Looking to enhance your backyard space with a touch of spookiness? This highly detailed Human Skull Log made by Myard could be that…
Floating Beer Pong Table
What could be better than playing beer pong in the pool with your friends. Just throw this floating beer pong table in the…
Carabiner with Hook
When you need a hook it’s usually hard to find, especially while camping. This carabiner with hook is super useful from hanging a…
Subway Wall Coat Hooks
Add a bit of urban flair to your apartment or home with this subway wall coat hooks. Whether it’s for your coat, purse,…
Stormtrooper Voice Changer Helmet
Bring your cosplay game to the next level with this Stormtrooper Voice Changer Helmet. Not only will it complete your galactic ensemble, but…
Medieval Weapons Push Pins
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll…



