But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
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Light Up Beard Ornaments
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Steelseries Apex Pro Gaming Keyboard
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Sony ZV-1 II Vlog Camera
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Tiny Doggy Snuggle Sofa
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Ope! A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
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QuietOn Sleep – World’s Most Powerful Snoring Killer
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Amazon Echo Show 5
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Giant Angel Wings Pool Float
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Masters of Doom
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Cufflinks with a Lockpick
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