But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
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Unicorn Sconce Wall Light
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Super Mario Odyssey Cappy Hat
Everyone loves Nintendo‘s official mascot Mario. Every geek has been a fan of Mario since the original games, well now Mario is back…
Adventure 1 Electric Camper
Unleash your inner adventurer and take on the wilderness with the Adventure 1 electric camper. With its slim 64″ width, you can maneuver…
Amazon Dash – One Tap Ordering
With Amazon’s new “Dash” button, many household products are now literally just a button push away. Running out of razors? Hit the Gillete…
Cute Cat Night Light
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Shark Drinking Glass
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Turn Your Instagram Photos into Temporary Tattoos
Oh Instagram, the pastime for today’s youth, those square photos have everyone addicted. Turn your Instagram photos into temporary tattoos with picatto! Just…
Giant Mustache Pool Float
Make a splash with a stash using this giant mustache pool float! At 8 feet long this handlebar mustache float is the classiest…
Ice Cream Socks
Nothing shows your playful side like Sock it to Me Ice Cream Knee High Socks. Made from cotton, polyester, and spandex these socks…
Seinfeld Jerkstore T-Shirt
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