But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
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For the house cat who needs the best in homemade beds, they’ll love this modular cat house. These colorful modular cat houses are…
Bring the fun of camping to your bedroom with this unique bed tent. Whether you need to save money on your electric bill,…
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
New year new you! ring in the new year with this hilarious unicorn yoga wall calendar. Finally the combination of unicorns and yoga…
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
Tame your restless digits with a Kinetic Reference Ring! This sleek fidget toy, crafted from aluminum and stainless steel, fits fingers of all…
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Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
