But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army…
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Oh classy gentleman with your fancy mustache filled house, well now your closet can be filled with the glory of the stash with…
Let the classic bat signal live on forever by hanging this light up Batman sign on your wall. Every comic book geek will love…
Bring the mystical power of unicorns directly to your drinks with this hilarious unicorn ice cube tray. With its unique unicorn shape and…
Bring the teahouse experience into your own kitchen with this delicious DIY tea kit! Packed with organic matcha, jasmine, and Earl Grey teas,…
What Office fan wouldn’t enjoy Dwight informing them that it’s not actually their birthday but the anniversary of their birthday. This hilarious card…
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This excavator piggy bank is on a mission to transform your spare change into big bucks! Load up your construction crew cash and…
The next generation of VR is here with the Oculus Quest. No longer do you have to worry about having a powerful gaming…
