But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Staircase Basket
Easily store anything on your staircases with this basket with handles. Great for uncluttering the kids toys, moving clothes around your house, or…
Stanley Hudson Drink Coaster
Who doesn’t love Stanley Hudson and his love for pretzel day. Now you can relive Stanley in all of his glory on this…
Puffy Shirt Sticker
Avast, ye landlubbers! Show off your love for the high seas and one of the most memorable Seinfeld episodes with the puffy shirt…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Blink Mini Indoor Security Camera
Hey Alexa show me my living room! Get alerts on your phone whenever motion is detected in your home with the Blink Mini…
Eero 6: WiFi 6 Mesh Routers
Amazon has been well known for their high quality line of mesh routers called Eero. Well the latest version is here with wifi…
Kramer Poster
Are you missing your old friends from Seinfeld. Now you can see Kramer everyday of the year with this unframed Seinfeld Wall Poster…
Premium BOBA Tea Kit
Bring the teahouse experience into your own kitchen with this delicious DIY tea kit! Packed with organic matcha, jasmine, and Earl Grey teas,…
Rainbow Bath Mat
Add a bit of color to your bathroom with this incredibly vibrant rainbow bath mat. This fuzzy mat will make showering or taking…
Arlo Ultra: 4K Wireless Security Camera
Keeping your home security always gives you peace of mind. With the Arlo Ultra you’ll have ultra high definition 4k footage with HDR…



