But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
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