But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Give your keychain a Jurassic touch with this prehistoric croc multi-tool. Made of titanium the multi-tool features a jurassic skull design with a…
What weirder way to store your keys than a magnetic tongue popping out of your wall. Inspired by the Rolling Stones just about…
Show your allegiance to the rebel alliance with this Star Wars car sun reflector, it’s easily the quickest way to get a Wookie in your…
What’s better than a little poolside wine time? Floating IN the pool ON a wine bottle whilst you buoyantly sip your favorite vino.…
Give your greenery a little more pizzazz with the Plant-House houseplant treehouse kit! It’s the perfect gift for the plant-lover in your life…
Make a blast at this Christmas at the ugly sweater party with this Rick and Morty themed ugly sweater. With “Happy Human Holiday” on…
Quickly turn your run-down basement into the neighborhood’s most premier speakeasy with these vintage squirrel cage filament light bulbs. Just bright enough to…
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your…
Everyone knows their dog loves playing in water or might just need a bath. This foldable dog pool is perfect for playtime and…
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…
