But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Add a dash of cheeky humor to your day with the “Sh*t Show” stickers! Perfect for labeling the rollercoaster ride that is life,…
Kids and adults alike will love this Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock. At 9.5 inches tall this is perfect for your…
Keep your cash locked down tight with the Armored Truck Piggy Bank, the Fort Knox of coin storage! This isn’t just any piggy…
Add this amazing building kit to your boy’s Star Wars collection and watch him take his adventure to a whole new level. The…
Finally you can wake up after camping and stay in your sleeping bag all day. These wearable sleeping bags are perfect for the…
Indulge in a sweet treat without the guilt with these sprinkle donut throw pillows. These tantalizingly soft pillows come in regular or extra-large…
This thing puts the snuggie to shame. Strap up and drop down regardless of where you’re standing. Have comfort in every situation and…
Elevate your breakfast with this unique cereal bowl to keep your cereal crunch. With the two partitions in the bowl you can have…
Bringing a touch of quirkiness and whimsy to your plants has never been easier! This whimsical animal planter is the perfect way to…
234 peices of joy, if you enjoyed normally sized puzzles you’ll love the world’s smallest puzzle, tweezers included!
