But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Moss Wall Clock
Add a touch of nature to your living space with the Moss Wall Clock. This unique timepiece features a moss-covered face that adds…
Personalized YouTube Subscriber Count Display
Lights, camera, bragging rights! Showcase your YouTube stardom with this handmade Personalized YouTube Subscriber Count Display. This nifty gadget connects to your Wi-Fi…
Interlocking Coffee Cups
Serve coffee to your guests with ease using these interlocking coffee mugs. Carrying three coffee cups at time can be difficult well luckily these…
Scrabble Coasters
Who doesn’t love a good old fashioned game of Scrabble. Knocking back a few glasses of wine while spelling words is a pastime…
Strip Club Cash Cannon
Who doesn’t love to make it rain in the club, your hard earned dollars deserve to be on the sticky floor of a…
Philips Hue Edison Filament Smart Bulbs
Add a touch of vintage to your home with these Philips Hue Edison filament bulbs. Best of all you can control them from…
Stained Glass Cat
Any cat lover will appreciate this cute stained glass cat. When the sun hit’s it right you’ll be greeted with a cute rainbow…
Chubby Seal Pillow
What better way to relax than with a giant chubby seal under your head. Cuddle up with this hilariously cute baby seal throw…
Dwight Schrute The Mask Sequin Pillow
Who could forget when Dwight cut the face off the CPR training dummy in The Office. Relive the iconic scene every day with…
Foldable Picnic Table
You want more time with your family so you decided to make a family picnic but you are sick of them being ruined…



