But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Finally a candle with a point. As the wax melts you’ll be greeted with a tiny porcelain raptor. Who can resist giving this…
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These Rechargeable Heated Insoles allow you to scale Mount Everest with just the shirt on your back. With three temperature settings and a…
Cut yourself into the Jurassic age with these delightful dinosaur cookie cutters. Great for kids who love to be hands on in the…
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Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…
Want to be your son or daughter’s hero? Throw this on their outlets and I promise you they will **** their pants. Dad…
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Showcase your team pride without overwhelming your space with these minimalist football team prints. Perfect for the modern football fan, these posters use…
