But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
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We’ve all done it. You get a package in the mail, and the bubble wrap is in the box. It just begs you…
Live the Mars experience with this 1:64 scale curiosity Hot Wheels toy. The space lover in every child and man alike will love this NASA…
If you’re focuses on taking down the Empire you will enjoying sipping a hot coffee or even soup out of this XXL Jabba…
Greet your enemies in style with the Hello, Newman welcome mat. Give them a taste of their own medicine by calling them out…
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
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Give your visitors a dose of humor before they even step inside with the “it tastes like feet!” doormat. Referencing a classic comedic…
