But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
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The seminal classic returns to PS4, Xbox, Switch, and PC in a sequel so action-packed and furious that it defies description. The levels…
A small and lightweight option for charging your AirPods that keeps them protected when not in use. Features a small LED indicator to…
Keep your desk organized and tidy using this handmade desk organizer made from cherry wood. With a spot for all of your workspace…
Sick of boring, traditional gravy boats? Switch things up with the puking cat gravy boat! Your guests won’t know whether to be disgusted…
You don’t have to be an astronaut to photograph moon craters. And you don’t have to get close to a lion to capture…
For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit…
Become an artist in the morning with the PanGogh pancake griddle kit. Just mix some pancake mix with food coloring into the included…
All of your favorites are back in sock form! With thi 4 pack of Game of Thrones socks it’s sure to take your…
