But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Yoga Poses Mug
This yoga poses mug is a great gift for the yogi who wants to wake up to a cup of coffee and be…
Razer Kiyo Pro Ultra
With AI-powered imaging and 4K resolution, the Razer Kiyo Pro Ultra will look and feel like you’re the star of your own film.…
Charlie Brown Christmas Tree
Everybody remembers the holiday classic A Charlie Brown Christmas, especially that cute little tree. Well this Charlie Brown Christmas tree with blanket will…
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
After kicking back a few pints you might think you’re holding your beer upside down, nope! that’s just the upside down beer bottle…
Carry-On Cocktail Kit: Old Fashioned
It’s hard to get a good drink on an airplane, well now you can sip on an old fashioned in the sky. Just…
Multi-Tool Belt Buckle
GO GO GADGET… Yes. You’ve always wanted to be incredibly equipped. Stuffed with gadgets, motors, extendable limbs, etc… The truth is, very few…
The Reusable Cotton Swab
The LastSwab will be the last cotton swab you’ll ever need. With its soft flexible tips it’ll help you clean your ears and…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Did You Feed the Dog Device
The Did You Feed the Dog Device is the perfect solution for keeping track of your furry friend’s feeding schedule. With its strong…
Spotify Membership
Odds are, someone you know likes music, and odds are, they want to be able listen to it wherever they are without being…



