But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Solar System Necklace
The beauty of this necklace is only enhanced by the subtle, yet stunningly detailed gem solar system. Thinkgeek has outdone themselves with this…
Pac-Man Ghost Lamp
Everyone remembers the ghosts that chase you all over Pac-Man. Now any retro gamer can relish the 8-bit era with this Pac-Man ghost…
Ceramic Cat Mugs
Just about any cat person will enjoy sipping their morning coffee or tea from these cute ceramic cat mugs. In black and white…
Magical Unicorn Hood
Be accepted with the unicorns while wearing the magicorn unicorn hood. Great for a night out at a rave or just a house party…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
My Penis is a Dick Book
Have a laugh with “My Penis is a Dick” which beautifully illustrates over 50 common mental debates a guy has with his penis.…
Customizable Light Up Mousepad
Any PC gamer will appreciate this customizable light up mousepad from Razer. With over 16 million customizable color options you’ll be sure to find…
Canon IVY: Clippable, Go Anywhere Camera
If you’re looking for a fun small affordable camera maybe the Canon IVY will be perfect for you. It’s rugged and waterproof like…
Skull And Spine Beer Bong
Take the halloween festivities to the next level with this hilariously spooky skull and spine beer bong. Just pour some natty light into…
Serenity Now! Button
Feeling angry? Frustrated? Serenity now! Let the iconic Frank Costanza bring you some calm with this easy-to-use button. Just press it and listen…