But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
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Mini Quadcopter
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Whether it’s for your laptop or water bottle show people that you are IN to Rick and Morty with this “You Son of…
Ice Cube Tube
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Don’t Mess With The Mailman Coffee Mug
Your mailman will crack up at this mug with “Don’t mess with the Mailman, he knows where you live” on the front. An…
Legend of Zelda Piece of Heart
What better way to show your love than with this geeky Legend of Zelda heart. This piece of heart is 3 inches across…
Zelda Playable Ocarina
The iconic instrument from Zelda is here in physical form! Play songs from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time with the included…
Batman Money Clip
Carry those bills in stylish fashion with a Batarang money clip. Great for quickly accessing your cash to spend in Gotham city, and when the Dark…
Color Me Vintage: A Coloring Book for Adults
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Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
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