But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
No-Mess Disposable Red Taco Party Trays
Tired of taco Tuesdays turning into laundry day? These bright red trays are here to save your party! Each tray snugly holds three…
Self-Tying Water Balloons
Beat the heat – and your friends – this summer with these new self tying water balloons. While your friends are busy tying…
Ice Cream Socks
Nothing shows your playful side like Sock it to Me Ice Cream Knee High Socks. Made from cotton, polyester, and spandex these socks…
Chewbacca Mug
I suggest a new strategy, R2…always use the Wookiee cup! A great gift for the Star Wars fans, this BPA-free ceramic mug features…
M3 MacBook Pro
Elevate your computing experience with Apple’s cutting-edge M3 MacBook Pro. Available in both 14″ and 16″ sizes, this laptop features a stunning Liquid…
Mother Of The F**king Year Candle
Show mom what a badass she truly is with this candle that includes over 20 scent options including banana bread and pumpkin spice.…
Giant Shrimp Neck Pillow
What kind of shrimp fan are you? now you can show the world your love for shrimp with this giant shrimp neck pillow.…
Amazing 15 Celebrities as Disney Characters
Here is some amazing work by Thomas Kurniawan showing celebrities as real life Disney characters. By using multiple images of your favorite celeb…
Silicone Bottletop BBQ Baster
The Silicone Bottletop BBQ Baster will add a new dimension to your grilling experience. Right from the bottle, baste your meats and vegetables…
Decoy Alligator Head
The art of the practical joke is, sadly, one not practiced nearly enough. Prank your friends, neighbors, and enemies with this decoy alligator…



