But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Make snack time a fruity affair with these freeze-dried watermelon slices. Each pack brims with organically sourced watermelon, masterfully dehydrated and sliced thin…
Anyone who loves The Office will remember Kevin’s famous chili being spilled all over the office floor. Now you can relive that iconic…
Add a bit of fun and productivity to your work station with this mini USB powered paper shredder. Perfect for when a coworker…
Add a purr-fect touch of charm to your home with the Kitty in a Jar Candle! These delightful 3.5-inch soy-wax candles come in…
Enhance the flavor of any food or drink and add some mystique to your next cocktail hour or dinner party. It makes for…
Live like a viking and cut your pizza with this viking axe pizza cutter. This custom made pizza cutter is made in the…
Let’s face it 2020 hasn’t gone the way anyone has expected it to. With cancelled events and things being moved around this hilarious…
Treat your cat to a lounge in this hilariously cute cat lounge pod. Its clear bottom also makes it great for serving snacks…
There’s nothing like a great party game to play with your friends on a drunken evening. Super Russian Roulette for NES is a…
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
