But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Embrace the beauty of the American Southwest right on your table with these Multilayer Desert Coasters. Each coaster in this set of four…
Unleash your cat’s inner roar with the Lion Cat Carrier – the purr-fect fusion of feline fun and functionality! This canvas tote features…
Bask in the sun while this hunk keeps you afloat. His personable smile and cool sunglasses add to his charm as he holds…
Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the…
Are you missing your old friends from Seinfeld. Now you can see Kramer everyday of the year with this unframed Seinfeld Wall Poster…
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Add a touch of modern to your living room with this burled river coffee table, great for those with expensive tastes. This stunning…
Raise a glass to the Dark Side with the Star Wars Highball Glass Set. Whether you prefer Darth Vader or Stormtroopers, these etched…
You know sometimes having a trap door at your front door would be convenient for pesky salesmen and your in-laws. This hilarious doormat…
The next generation of home security cameras is here with the Nest Cam IQ. You may be familiar with Nest’s thermostat or smoke…
