But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Bug-a-Salt Salt Shotgun
Load up some salt from the dinner table and start gunning down flies with the bug-a-salt. Be sure to pick up a bag…
Wearable Chairless Seat
Tired of standing all day? Slip into this clever exoskeleton-style seat that wraps around your legs for instant support. Adjustable in five heights…
Hook and Ring Game Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener
If your house is the life of the party in the summer this wall-mounted hook and ring game with bottle opener will be…
Yoga Cookie Cutters
Bite down on fun with this set of 3 yoga cookie cutters. Yoga poses include goddess, half moon, and warrior two. Best of…
Washable Keyboard
This washable keyboard by Logitech is perfect for those with kids or just the super messy. If you’re tired of prying the keys…
Clicks iPhone Keyboard Case
Rekindle your love for tactile typing with the Clicks iPhone Keyboard Case, a throwback to the BlackBerry era with a modern twist. This…
Snapchat Dancing Hot Dog Costume
Snapchat’s dancing hot dog took the web by storm earlier this year. Well now you can be the hit of the Halloween party…
Harry Potter Action Figure
Everything is cuter when it is small. This Harry Potter Funko Pop is exactly what every collector needs. It can fit anywhere and…
Goku Uniform Hoodie
Rock this hoodie everyday and true Dragon Ball Z fans will recognize your power levels.
Nreal Air AR Glasses
Designed to looks like regular sunglasses the Nreal Air AR glasses can provide a 130-foot display experience right in front of your eyes.…



