But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Serve coffee to your guests with ease using these interlocking coffee mugs. Carrying three coffee cups at time can be difficult well luckily these…
You and your loved one may be miles apart, but this customizable set of mugs is a daily reminder that you’ll always be…
Attach the NanoBlimp to any helium ballon to create the world’s smallest remote control blimp. With a remote control you’ll be controlling balloons…
Add a touch of retro to your wallet with this Sony Playstation wallet. Everyone remembers the top CD loading Playstation One, nothing like…
Ever craved a pickle that bounces back? This giant gummy delivers sour dill pickle flavor in a chewy, fun twist on your snack…
Just because you don’t drive a nice car doesn’t mean your kids can’t. Hell, maybe they will even let you take it out…
Next time you’re trying to slam a chick in your dorm room without your roommate noticing, this pop up privacy tent will come…
Bring music with you on a bright day with this unique Bose open-ear sunglasses. They function as normal sunglasses plus have built in…
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Bring the fresh earthy taste of oyster mushrooms to your cooking with this grow it yourself mushroom kit! Sure to be the delight…
