But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Foldable Bike Helmet
Lugging around a bike helmet can be a pain especially when you’re biking around the city. The fend bicycle helmet is here to…
Ultimate Snacks Variety Box
You take one look at this box and think to yourself; “Did my parents not know this existed when I went to college,…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
Pac-Man Ghost Lamp
Everyone remembers the ghosts that chase you all over Pac-Man. Now any retro gamer can relish the 8-bit era with this Pac-Man ghost…
Pac-Man Suit
Make an entrance at the next wedding you attend with some retro gamer flare with this Pac Man suit. Truly one of the…
Pwnage StormBreaker Mouse
Unleash unmatched performance in your gaming sessions with the StormBreaker gaming mouse by Pwnage. Crafted from a durable magnesium alloy, this ultra-light mouse…
Rick And Morty Plumbus Ornament
Any fan of Rick and Morty will appreciate this Plumbus Ornament this Christmas. For what purpose? Who knows! But we can’t let all that…
DJI Phantom 2 Vision Quadcopter with Camera
Get some epic aerial shows with the DJI Phantom 2 Vision, with a built in camera you can actually see where you are…
Sh*t Show Tickets
Add a dash of cheeky humor to your day with the “Sh*t Show” stickers! Perfect for labeling the rollercoaster ride that is life,…