But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Lime to My Margarita Cocktail Print
Are you tired of boring wall decor that doesn’t scream ‘party time’? Look no further, my friend, because this Lime to My Margarita…
Pizza Cone Maker Kit
Ever wanted a delicious pizza cone? well they have a kit to make them. It’s the perfect way to eat pizza on the…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Wild Turkey Fixed Blade Tracker Knife
Whether you’re camping or hunting the Wild Turkey fixed blade tracker knife will make a great companion. With an included leather sheath and…
Mason Jar String Lights
Mason jars are the new black. Push yourself to the forefront of the home decor game with these handmade mini mason jar light…
Star Wars Operation
Oh no, Chewbacca’s been attacked by Porgs! Thankfully he has a Rey of hope. With tweezers in hand, you’ll need the skills of…
Bulbasaur Planter
Everybody needs a little Pokemon flair in their garden and this ceramic Bulbasaur planter is the perfect grass creature to do so. Just…
NES Guitar
Have you ever wished that you had a super unique electric guitar? Well it’s here! the Nintendo NES Electric Guitar is one of the…
Smart Rear-View Mirror
Swap out your regular rear-view mirror for this high-tech version and you’ll feel like you’ve been teleported to the future. The Smart Rear-View…



