But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Galaxy Bath Bombs
These bath bombs are out of this world! This set of galaxy bath bombs has 8 themed as planets from the solar system. These…
HELIOS-44-2 58mm Camera Lens
Photographers will love this unique vintage lens. The HELIOS-44 is well known for it’s ‘swirly’ bokeh it produces, while it’s not the sharpest…
Star Trek Bluetooth Communicator
Beam me up, Scotty! What, nobody ever said that on the show? Well, nothing is stopping you! This authentically modeled communicator pairs to…
Animal Crossing Isabelle Hat
Plant some positivity on your dome with this wholesome headgear! Featuring the fan-favorite Shih Tzu, this officially licensed hat made of 100% cotton…
Personalized LEGO Brick Mosaic Portrait
LEGO fans will love these personalized brick portraits. These personalized portraits include 100s of pieces to make your photos into a unique mosaic…
Remote Control Centipede
Sneak up and frighten your friends with this remote control centipede. At over 15 inches long this centipede is a force to be reckoned with. It’s…
Toilet Mini Golf
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play…
Cowboy Cat LED Neon Bar Sign
The Cowboy Cat LED Neon Bar Sign is the perfect addition to any cat-loving, Wild West enthusiast’s home decor. This chubby cowboy cat…
Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater
Rock around the Christmas tree in the most daring style with the Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater! This eye-popping sweater is your ticket…
Hot Dog Pet Bed
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…



