But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Apple Credit Card
One card to rule them all! Apple has released their own credit card. With the primary goal of being simple with no fees.…
Star Wars Cookie Cutter Molds
Show off your true nerd when you bake cookies for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone likes cookies, but everyone LOVES Star Wars cookies.…
Doge Mask
Wow such excite! This doge mask will bring much joy to all parties. The perfect mask to engage in long stares to the…
Himalayan Salt Tequila Glasses
Take your tequila game to the next level with these Himalayan Salt Tequila Glasses. Made from hand-carved salt, these shot glasses add a…
Giant Hamburger Pillow
Why have boring throw pillows when you can have a giant hamburger pillow. Nothing will make people more hungry than this hamburger pillow…
Nomad Kevlar USB-C Cable
Finding a charging cable for your MacBook Air or MacBook Pro can be frustrating. Luckily all new MacBooks use USB C wires opening…
VidDay
Perfect for sending special video messages, VidDay allows you to collaborate with friends and family to brighten someone’s day- and all without needing…
Mac and Cheese Cookbook
Good old-fashioned macaroni and cheese is one of the classic comfort foods, and The Mac + Cheese Cookbook helps you breathe new life…
Ice Dragon Pool Float
Even though game of thrones is over you can still enjoy dragons for the summer. This Ice Dragon pool float will bring chaos…
Fire Breathing Bowser Action Figure
Reign chaos upon your toy shelf with the imposing fire-breathing Bowser action figure. Standing at a commanding seven inches, this meticulously detailed figure…