But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Personalized Pet Pokemon Cards
Gotta catch em all! Add your pet to the Pokemon roster with this personalized pet Pokemon card. Each homemade card includes special moves…
No-Spill Ice Cube Tray
Finally… Someone cares about splashing water all over their freezer and having inadequate ice-cubes. This handy little device from OXO Good Grips ensures…
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
Mophie 3-in-1 Wireless Charger
Charger your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods all on one device with the Mophie 3-in-1 wireless charging pad. With a dedicated spot for…
Coffee Infused Maple Syrup
Add a coffee kick to your pancakes with this coffee infused maple syrup. Handmade in Brooklyn this maple syrup infused with stumptown coffee is…
Tentacle Doorstop
There’s nothing nicer to guests than greeting them with tentacle when they enter a door in your home, with this door stop any octopus should…
Fire Breathing Bowser Action Figure
Reign chaos upon your toy shelf with the imposing fire-breathing Bowser action figure. Standing at a commanding seven inches, this meticulously detailed figure…
Stemless Aerating Wine Glasses
Wine drinkers rejoiced when the stemless tulip glass become the modern vessel for consuming your favorite red wine, but now Chevalier has gone…
Melted Crayons on Canvas
Give your pad a new touch of art with these melted crayons leaking all over canvas. Great for a splash of color to…
Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to…