But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
OK not that kind of shoot… C’mon now! We don’t promote violence here at awesome stuff, but we do promote humor and good…
Deck the halls and beards this holiday! These hilarious light up Christmas ornaments hang from your beard and come in festive colors like…
Is there a cooler looking enemy in Star Trek than the Borg? Probably not. And now, you can freak your friends out with…
Bring a bit of colorful fun to your yard with this giant inflatable rainbow sprinkler. At 5.5 feet tall kids and adults will…
We’ve all run into the problem of wanting to use our phone or tablet while it was charging. Rather than leaning over your…
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and…
This deck of playing cards might just be the coolest way to light up on poker night. This unique lighter features deck of…
Elevate your campfire tales with some poppin’ snacks using this sturdy campfire popcorn cooker! Durable as your love for the outdoors, this metal…
Say I love to camp all the time with this wearable sleeping bag that covers your entire body. Staying warm while outside is…
Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or…
