But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Give Mom a laugh with this hilarious Mother’s Day card! Featuring a cute old lady squinting, it’s blank inside for your own witty…
With the massive success of baby Yoda there is a need for official Star Wars Merch. Well it’s finally here (sort of) coming…
When a piping hot bowl comes out of the microwave it’s nearly impossible to hold. Well have no feat the microwave bowl hugger…
Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up…
Guests of your home will crack up at this “Bye Felicia” doormat. Anyone who has seen Friday will remember Ice Cube saying the…
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Which side are you on? This Star Wars Light Switch Cover helps remind you to live in Light or Darkness with the flick…
Easily chop up hot dogs into bite-sized bites with this hot dog slicer designed to look like a dog! Perfect for the kids…
Give your best friend the gift of a good night sleep with this travel size pillow mist. Its plant essences will relax you…
A place to put your finger foods at a party finally has arrived with this drink party plate you can stuff your face…
