But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Shark Drinking Glass
Jaws will sneak up on you in this glass. Hidden at the bottom is a vicious shark ready to bite. You better sip…
Legend of Zelda Piece of Heart
What better way to show your love than with this geeky Legend of Zelda heart. This piece of heart is 3 inches across…
Multilayer Desert Coasters
Embrace the beauty of the American Southwest right on your table with these Multilayer Desert Coasters. Each coaster in this set of four…
Samsung Galaxy S9
Samsung is back with the latest Galaxy device, the Samsung Galaxy S9 and S9+. Packed with the most modern technology the S9 focuses…
Go Away Doormat
HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT. HEY YOU, GO AWAY! This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners. Do I…
Razer Strider Gaming Mousepad
Bring maximum performance to your desk with the Razer Strider Hybrid mouse mat. Featuring a massive anti-slip base, water-resistant top, and anti-fraying stitched…
Lucky Cat Ceramic Tea Cup With Infuser
Make tea in the cutest way possible with this ute cat tea mug! The mug includes a built in tea defuser and comes…
Inflatable Penguin Snow Globe for the Yard
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…
Multi-Tool Belt Buckle
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Lumberjack Soap Company Man Soap
Looking for a soap that will leave you feeling like a true lumberjack? Look no further than Lumberjack Soap Company’s Cool Water bar…



