But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Global Warming Mug
Watch our coastline disappear on this temperature sensitive mug. The global warming mug is perfect for a scientist who enjoys a cup of warm coffee in the morning.
Creepy Crawler Bug Maker
Here at awesomestufftobuy we are starting to get to the age where nostalgic toys really mean something. It’s fun to take a step…
Eat. Sleep. Game. Mug
You know the life, and the life ain’t easy. Well, unless you’re playing on easy. The three best activities known to humanity, listed…
PlayStation Paladone Drink Coasters
Protect your table tops and impress your guests with these bold, colorful drink coasters styled after Playstation’s signature button symbols! With the top…
Samsung 49-Inch Curved Gaming Monitor
For sheer gaming immersion, it’s hard to beat the wide field of view offered by an ultra-wide monitor, which is why Samsung’s curved…
Crying Unicorn Candle
Everyone wants to be a unicorn, except this unicorn. The daily pressures of unicorning have become too big a burden to bear, what…
Lego Piggy Bank
Save money and have fun doing it! This 148-piece construct your own piggy bank will entertain you as you create it, and help…
Cat Lounge Pod
Treat your cat to a lounge in this hilariously cute cat lounge pod. Its clear bottom also makes it great for serving snacks…
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…
Planetarium Paperweight
Why have a boring useless paperweight when you can have the solar system right at your fingertips! Have dominion over the loose files,…



