But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Colored Smoke Grenades
Whether you’re trying to add an interesting flare to your photography or just love how cool smoke bombs are it’s worth picking these…
Glow in the Dark Sunglasses
Perfect for the club or your next festival, these glow in the dark sunglasses are sure to turn heads. Granted it will be…
Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course For Kids
Keep your kid as strong as a ninja with this Ninja Warrior obstacle course designed for kids. With support for up to 250 pounds…
Yoga Joes
Keep the peace with this collection of Yoga Joes action figures. These green army men aren’t carrying weapons but enjoying Yoga. With classic…
Modern Indoor Dog Den with Cotton Canopy
Finally, a dog house that actually looks good in your living room! This isn’t just a crate, it’s a stylish piece of indoor…
Smartphone Selfie Ring Light
Take the ultimate selfies with this ring light for your smartphone. Built for the perfect selfie at anytime of day, no more blurry…
Monogram Passport Holder
Travelers will love this personalized passport holder with their monogram on it. Just put your initials in with your order and you’ll receive…
Giant Middle Finger Mask
Embody the art of not caring with this Giant Middle Finger Mask. As you hit the streets in this comical and impossible-to-miss mask,…
Chewbacca Robe
Transform into a comfy and totally cool being in this furry and soft Chewbacca Robe from the always awesome movie Star Wars. Having…
Neat Ice Kit – Make Fancy Ice
Ever been to a fancy cocktail bar and love their their ice blocks? Well with the Neat Ice Kit you can make fancy…



