But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Fried Chicken Leg Pillow
Foodies can finally cuddle with a precious fried chicken leg. With its realistic design your mouth will be water at the sight of…
Razer Turret Wireless Keyboard and Mouse
Ever since Xbox One added support for keyboard and mouse there are oven a dozen supported games that work with a mouse and…
Yolk Fish Egg Separator
Tired of getting your hands messy when you want just the whites or the yolks? Love fish? Great… check out this nifty little…
Animal Crossing Lanyard
This convenient and warmly colored lanyard, decorated with Animal Crossing’s memorable and diverse cast of villagers, is sure to bring a smile to…
Deal With It Sunglasses
The perfect party shares! The Deal With It sunglasses are sure to show anyone your true thug life attitude. With it’s 8-bit style…
“I Choo Choo Choose You” Card
Any Simpsons fan will get a kick out of this “I Choo Choo Choose You” Valentine’s day card. Perfect for the Ralph Wiggum…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Central Perk Neon Sign
Who doesn’t remember the iconic hang out spot of the Friends gang. Turn any room in your house into the Central Perk coffee…
Facebook Like Stamp
Show your approval or disapproval of anything anywhere with the Facebook dislike and like stamps.
Futurama Hypnotoad Action Figure
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! easily get caught in a trance with this Hypnotoad vinyl figure from Futurama with actual hypnotizing eyes.



