But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Wood And Resin Coasters
Keep your tables free of strains while brining some style to your living room with these unique wood and resin coasters. Handmade in…
Fenix CL27R Camping Lantern Flashlight
Forget fumbling in the dark. The Fenix CL27R is the ultimate light cannon, throwing 1600 lumens wherever you need it. This isn’t just…
Axe Bottle Opener
Pop open a beer with this cool bottle opener designed to look like an axe. Whether you drink soda or beers this axe…
Freezable Gel Shot Glasses
Get the party started with some chill shots. These little freezable gel shot glasses are a quick and convenient way to chill your…
Samsung Galaxy S9
Samsung is back with the latest Galaxy device, the Samsung Galaxy S9 and S9+. Packed with the most modern technology the S9 focuses…
Industrial Edison Lamp
Add a bit of rustic charm to your living room or even office with this industrial looking Edison lamp. This distinct looking lamp…
3D-Glasses Contact Lens Case
This cute little container will be a great addition to any contact user who is tired of the bland and drab little disks…
Spock Coffee Mug
Beam up your morning brew with the Spock Coffee Mug, perfect for Star Trek fans and coffee aficionados alike! This isn’t just any…
Portable Handheld SNES Console
Can’t get enough of Super Nintendo? This is 100% the product for you, just load up a few cartridges in your bag and…
Cannabis Energy Drink
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…



