But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Instax Camera
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
Awkward Family Photos
If your family isn’t awkward enough and isn’t up for taking some sweet family selfies, then you absolutely need this on your coffee…
Black Out Roller Stamp
Keep sensitive information secure by blacking out all data using this black out roller stamp. Whether it’s mail, medicine, or an important document…
Star Wars Inflatable Landspeeder
Cruise through the pool as if you were on the planet of Tatooine. This Inflatable Landspeeder will be the hit at your next…
Cat Panties
MeeeeOW! Check out these Purrrrfect Pussy Panties. Cats are a girls best friend and these wonderfully crafted undergarments are no exception. Mr. Kate…
Central Perk Neon Sign
Who doesn’t remember the iconic hang out spot of the Friends gang. Turn any room in your house into the Central Perk coffee…
Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float
“PHHBBttt…” Who doesn’t remember the unmistakable sound of sitting on a Whoopee Cushion as a kid (or even as an ultra unlucky adult)?…
Darth Vadar Cookie Jar
Protect your consumables from weak minded Jedi with this Darth Vadar Cookie Jar. Who would dare challenge the Sith Lord? If the cookies…
Magic Dust Removing Putty
Sometimes it seems like the dirt in your car is just too small and hidden for you to clean it up. But never…
“I Choo Choo Choose You” Card
Any Simpsons fan will get a kick out of this “I Choo Choo Choose You” Valentine’s day card. Perfect for the Ralph Wiggum…
Subpar Parks
Based on the popular Instagram account Subpar Parks is a hilarious journey through America’s National Parks. With beautiful illustrations the book highlights 1-star…
Emergency Batarangs
Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come…