But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Stanley Nesting Shot Glass Set
Glass shot glasses and tailgates don’t mix. This Stanley Adventure set swaps them for four 2-ounce stainless steel cups that nest inside a…
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Batman Chess Set
Batman fans who love chess will lose their mind over this Batman chess set featuring the Dark Knight vs the Joker. Officially licenced…
AOL America Online Vintage T-Shirt
Be old school cool with this vintage AOL shirt. Everyone will instantly have flash backs to dial up tones and setting their AIM…
Chewbacca Robe
Transform into a comfy and totally cool being in this furry and soft Chewbacca Robe from the always awesome movie Star Wars. Having…
Leaning Tower of Pasta
Who doesn’t love a good plate of spaghetti? More importantly… who doesn’t love a sharp looking kitchen with some interesting accessories? I mean…
Bug-a-Salt Salt Shotgun
Load up some salt from the dinner table and start gunning down flies with the bug-a-salt. Be sure to pick up a bag…
Ultimate Snacks Variety Box
You take one look at this box and think to yourself; “Did my parents not know this existed when I went to college,…
Kramer Poster
Are you missing your old friends from Seinfeld. Now you can see Kramer everyday of the year with this unframed Seinfeld Wall Poster…
PlayStation VR2 (PSVR2) Headset
Hand a PS5 owner a whole new console disguised as a headset. PlayStation VR2 drops you inside the game with dual 4K HDR…
LED Light Up Drink Coasters
Give some color to your drinks with these LED light up drink coasters for your home. Give great vibes to any room with…
Schrute Farms Sweater
Who doesn’t remember their first stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast. This cozy sweatshirt will remind fans of The Office of Jim…



