But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
If your family isn’t awkward enough and isn’t up for taking some sweet family selfies, then you absolutely need this on your coffee…
Wish you could be eating Domo toast during breakfast? well now you easily can with the domo toaster. Leaving an impression on your…
Sometimes you need a tiny blade on your keychain for cutting open boxes or even rope. It’s always useful to have a fine…
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army…
They say revenge is a dish best served cold… We say it’s a dish best mailed ;) See, nothing f*cks with people more…
Engage in the fiercest battle with your Asian based food with these Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks. Choose between the light side and the…
Start the party right in the pool with this portable waterproof speaker. Just sync up this speaker with bluetooth to your phone and…
Give your beers the ultimate home in your fridge with the BottleLoft. These magnetic strips will hold beer bottles from the ceiling of…
Still carry cash? Also afraid of being robbed but still carry cash? Then you may need this for your next trip, not only…
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your…
Whether you have a cat or a dog they’ll love lounging in this oversized moccasin pet bed. Your pet will love to take a…
Celebrate everyday like a kid again with this 2020 calendar made out of bubble wrap. With 365 days to pop you’ll get a…
