Toasted Selfies

But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.

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$75.00

Anyone who loves Star Wars and beer will love sipping a cold one out of this Chewbacca koozie. After a few beers you’ll…

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$9.99

Everyone needs a little cactus in their life and this mini cactus planter is perfection at miniature scale. This mini cactus is about…

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$17.00

Push through your party’s dry spell with a game of Spin the Shot! With a quick flick the drink arrow will spin around…

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$9.99

Smell that? It’s the scent of your hipster status rising! This kit includes everything you need to brew your very own organic kombucha…

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$44.99

Who doesn’t love the classic game Pac-Man, well now you be reminded of your favorite 8-bit character with this Pac-Man lamp. Whether you…

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$44.07

If Jenga wasn’t exciting enough for you, now you can play huge Jenga. The stacks are now higher (literally) with these huge Jenga…

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$69.99