Toasted Selfies

But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.

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$75.00

Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…

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Bow ties made out of cloth are so 2012, these kick ass wooden bow ties are bringing us into the future. Handcrafted and…

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$55.00

Meet the Can-Do Compact Can Opener: Your new kitchen companion for effortless can-opening. This pint-sized powerhouse automatically grips the can’s edge as you…

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For the adventurous heavy drinker this one gallon flask will exceed all of your publicly drunken dreams. Strap this on your back and…

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Cozy up with the ultimate feline companion – the chunky cat plush pillow. Oversized and irresistibly squishy, this feline-inspired pillow is crafted from…

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