Toasted Selfies

But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.

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Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…

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Wish you could be eating Domo toast during breakfast? well now you easily can with the domo toaster. Leaving an impression on your…

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Engage in the fine art of whiskey drinking with these whiskey Stones. To keep it classy, for the true  connoisseur, there is no…

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Lighten up your day or night and put a smile on your feet with these amazing Emoji Cartoon Slippers. Let your feet and…

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