But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Stanley Nesting Shot Glass Set
Glass shot glasses and tailgates don’t mix. This Stanley Adventure set swaps them for four 2-ounce stainless steel cups that nest inside a…
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Poke Ball Bath Bomb Set
Sometimes a Pokemon trainer needs a break from catching Pokemon, well what better way than with this Poke Ball bath bomb set. This…
Shark Fin Ice Cube Tray
Jaws sneaking up on you in your drink is always a pleasure, luckily you can keep your drinks cool and shark filled with…
Viewable Root Garden
This delightful little garden offers education, nutrition, and entertainment! Grow your own veggies and watch the root process take place! It offers multiple…
Wyze Battery Cam Pro
The Wyze Battery Cam Pro is your go-to solution for home security, even during power outages. With its quick and easy setup, you…
Portable Sauna
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna.…
Best Friend Wizard Mug
The perfect mug to bond over with your fellow muggle. You can customize it to fit your hair color, and scarf for whatever…
Stache Straws
Every fancy dinner party wouldn’t be complete without fancy mustache straws
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any fireman.
Hundred Dollar Bill Towel
Feel like a million bucks in this towel, well at least one hundred bucks. When you whip this out on the beach people…
Window Hammock for Cats
Hammocks aren’t just for people. They’re for cat-people ;) Well, more specifically —cat-people’s cats :) I mean, why should humans be the only species…



