But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
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Relive all of the most epic moments from Star Wars with this book appropriately names Why We Love Star Wars. Full of the…
Everyone needs a little cactus in their life and this mini cactus planter is perfection at miniature scale. This mini cactus is about…
Add a splash of color to any bath with these beautiful rainbow cloud bath bombs. The cloud shape will release a vivid rainbow…
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
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Become an artist in the morning with the PanGogh pancake griddle kit. Just mix some pancake mix with food coloring into the included…
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…
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Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
Are you on the road to finding your true happiness? Take the shortcut and get there faster with this delightful read. From budgeting…
Deck the halls and your beard with these tiny ornaments designed to decorate your beard. Nothing will be more festive or manly this…
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Who doesn’t love to relive their favorite memories in photo form. These glass photo coasters will allow you to slide in any of…
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Hotel rooms and dorm rooms come with only a knob lock! Not cool! Certain rental properties lack doors with deadbolts as well! That…
Snuggle in style with this massive knit blanket to keep you warm. With its unique giant knitting this blanket is sure to stand…
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A wild and fascinating package of grow it yourself and glow it yourself snow! Kids will stare in awe and curiosity and I…
Kids and adults alike will love this Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock. At 9.5 inches tall this is perfect for your…
Hop over to your favorite sushi shop with these peg leg pirate chopsticks. Fantastic for the kids who may be afraid of pure…
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