Toasted Selfies

But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.

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Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…

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Wish you could be eating Domo toast during breakfast? well now you easily can with the domo toaster. Leaving an impression on your…

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Mind body and index finger, give your fingers the serenity they deserve with this finger yoga kit. Including mini yoga pants for your…

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Rock out with this NES inspired retro cube speaker. With its directional pad styled controls on the top you’re sure to show off…

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Never know if you’re too drunk to drive home? well you most likely shouldn’t be driving but with this Breathometer Smartphone Breathalyzer you’ll be…

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Everyone loves Buzzfeed’s Tasty videos, well now you can have it in cookbook form! This book is especially awesome since you can pick…

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