Toasted Selfies

But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.

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$75.00

Everyone needs a little cactus in their life and this mini cactus planter is perfection at miniature scale. This mini cactus is about…

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Spruce up your home with these beautiful little cactus candles. A fantastic way to add western vibes to any party or just your home…

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Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…

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Who doesn’t love to relive their favorite memories in photo form. These glass photo coasters will allow you to slide in any of…

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Snuggle in style with this massive knit blanket to keep you warm. With its unique giant knitting this blanket is sure to stand…

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Only important people have their own reserved beach towel. Get yours today and feel like a dignitary. Reserved Beach Towels are soft and…

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A wild and fascinating package of grow it yourself and glow it yourself snow! Kids will stare in awe and curiosity and I…

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