But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Tiger King Activity Book
After you’ve entertained yourself with Tiger King on Netflix breakout this Tiger King activity book. Stuffed with artwork to color, word searches, crosswords,…
Rock Climbing Wall Panels
Boring walls are for boring people, how about a fucking rock wall, wall? Well finally they are here, panels for any way so…
Personalized Leather Coasters
Customize these leather coasters to make the perfect gift, whether you chose someone’s initials or ‘his’ and ‘hers’ these coasters will make a…
Pickle Sidewalk Chalk
Get ready to dill-ight your creative side with Pickle Sidewalk Chalk! This isn’t your ordinary chalk; it’s a four-and-a-half-inch gherkin that transforms sidewalks…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Hand Forged Pizza Axe
Live like a viking and cut your pizza with this viking axe pizza cutter. This custom made pizza cutter is made in the…
Color Changing Umbrella
Bring a little color to a rainy day with this color changing umbrella. With rain graphics near the edge that are activated when…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Poo-shaped Coffee Mug
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
Stache Straws
Every fancy dinner party wouldn’t be complete without fancy mustache straws