But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Instax Camera
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
Anti-Slip Car Dash Grip Pad
Say goodbye to fumbling for your valuables when you’re on the go! This Anti-Slip Car Dash Grip Pad is the perfect solution for…
Blank Whiteboard Wall Clock
Siri isn’t too good with the whole A.M. / P.M. thing when telling her to set a reminder. Never miss out on a…
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Black Out Roller Stamp
Keep sensitive information secure by blacking out all data using this black out roller stamp. Whether it’s mail, medicine, or an important document…
Balloon Garland Kit
Add some color and fun to a party with this pastel balloon garland kit. If you’re hosting a graduation party or even a…
The Burrito Blanket
Finally curl up like the burrito you were meant to be. Perfect for the winter this burrito blanket spans 71 inches making it…
A Christmas Story Desktop Leg Lamp
The Christmas Story is a classic movie on anyone’s youth. Relive memories without shooting your eye out with this 20 inch tall Leg…
National Geographic Engineering Construction Set
This is an impressive construction set from National Geographic ( a brand you can trust). With its over 200 pieces, you can break…
Hanging Cat Kitchen Towels
These hanging cat kitchen towels are a fur-tastic addition to your kitchen! Not only do they add a splash of color and a…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…