But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
Engage in the fiercest battle with your Asian based food with these Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks. Choose between the light side and the…
Become an artist in the morning with the PanGogh pancake griddle kit. Just mix some pancake mix with food coloring into the included…
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…
Spruce up your home with these beautiful little cactus candles. A fantastic way to add western vibes to any party or just your home…
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
Are you on the road to finding your true happiness? Take the shortcut and get there faster with this delightful read. From budgeting…
Deck the halls and your beard with these tiny ornaments designed to decorate your beard. Nothing will be more festive or manly this…
Love an artisanal drink, but not the coffeeshop prices? Be your own barista with these all-in-one, portable Thai Iced Tea packets. Just add…
Who doesn’t love to relive their favorite memories in photo form. These glass photo coasters will allow you to slide in any of…
Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or…
If you already have a Google Home in your house you’ll love the Google Home Hub. It has all the great voice features…
Not your grandmother’s deck of cards! The crisp, high quality, and sleek design of Ellusionist Bicycle Shadow Masters playing cards are made specifically…
We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t…
Look no further for the ultimate survival guide. 100 Deadly Skills is written by a retired Navy SEAL and covers everything from getting…
Every law abiding citizen should have an easily accessible scale when at their computer. Well, this computer mouse with a built in hidden…
Who said drinking wasn’t scientific? Mix up a potion and throw it back! Science is always a great excuse to get drunk and…
Add a little humor to just about anything with these giant googly eyes. Boring toilet? put them on the top for a laugh daily.…
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
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There’s a coin thief on the loose, but don’t be alarmed — this adorable little panda is stealing for a good cause. He’ll…
Why not have Star Wars right at your feet with this Star Wars Large Millennium Falcon Rug. It measures an inch less than…
Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Everyone loves the classic game of Bop It and now you can enjoy it anywhere with the…
Kicking around a regular soccer ball can be fun but why not step it up a notch with this massive 6 foot tall…
Turn your iPhone or your iTouch into a real gaming device! Maximize your potential with extra battery life and an easier to hold…
Hammocks aren’t just for people. They’re for cat-people 😉 Well, more specifically —cat-people’s cats 🙂 I mean, why should humans be the only species…
Bring a bit of sunshine to a rainy day with this cabernet wine bottle that contains a hidden umbrella. This clever disguise for…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Jam out anywhere with this wireless smart guitar perfect for music production or even learning chords for fun. The Jamstik 7 and Jamstik…
Bring a rainy day to your plants with this cute rain cloud watering pot. Just mount this cool planter to your wall and…
