Toasted Selfies

But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.

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Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…

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Transform your hand instantly into a cat with this hilarious cat hand puppet. Crazy cat lovers will love this set of 5 finger…

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Pin your papers to your cork board with just a fly on the wall, these insect pushpins will be sure to make anyone…

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