But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it necessary to enable you to make toast with your face etched in by the heat of your toaster. Maybe this is how they made that Jesus pancake years ago. If you are narcissistic as shit we highly recommend purchasing this product. Sounds like a breakfast party is in order.
Instax Camera
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
Awkward Family Photos
If your family isn’t awkward enough and isn’t up for taking some sweet family selfies, then you absolutely need this on your coffee…
LED Reflective Cycling & Running Vest
Whether you love to run or bike this LED reflective vest will keep you safe at night. With 2 LED strips on the…
Gravity Blanket: Weighted Blanket
Have trouble sleeping or a lot of stress? Well a gravity blanket can improve sleep quality and reduce stress and anxiety. With 15-25…
Pillow Mist
Give your best friend the gift of a good night sleep with this travel size pillow mist. Its plant essences will relax you…
Felted Cat Head Cat Bed
Your furry friend will have a blast staying warm in this cute cat head cat bed. Handmade with all-natural felted wool and multiple…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
Instant Ice Cream Maker
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
USB Hub Paper Towel Speaker Tower
Amp up your high tech kitchen even more with this combination bluetooth speaker and USB hub paper tower holder. Not only will this…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Ray-Ban Stories: Sunglasses with Built-in Camera
Capture the world around you with these unique sunglasses built from a collaboration between Ray-Ban and Facebook. Ray-Ban Stories let you post to…
Concrete Brutalist Chess Set
Fans of Brutalism and chess will just die over this concrete Brutalist chess set. Handmade with 16 natural grey concrete pieces and 16…