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Portable Sauna

Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna. Goofy? yes. Weird? yes. Relaxing? of course! Just take…

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$105.99
USB Heated Mouse Pad

Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with the blanket you keep at the office so you…

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$39.99
Pizza Lip Balm

We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your…

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$4.00
Fake Stick-On Power Outlet

Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p  Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned up pranking desires! (pun intended) Clown the sh*t out…

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$11.95
Caffeinated Toothpaste

If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with Power toothpaste which includes caffeine and it’ll be absorbed…

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$13.89
How Not to Be a Dick Book

Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for being a d*ck… Take it from Lorena Bobbitt —or…

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$12.89
Giant Cockroach Pillow

If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like a giant cockroach is sure to be the weird…

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$16.99
Waffle Shaped Soap

Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not a sweet treat in the shower it’s just a…

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$8.75
Draw a D**k on it Book

You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and polish your penis drawing skills. Players take turns drawing dazzling…

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$10.39
The Pussy Magnet

Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips and staples neatly in its fur. Perfect for the…

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$14.75
Cheeseburger Bed Sheets

Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed sheets. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up in these…

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$99.98
Window Mounted Cat Bed

Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your cats do what they really want with this window…

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$29.15
Penis Tuxedo

The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for whatever lovely lady has earned the privilege. This Penis…

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$29.95
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet

We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere. The Handitaur is great for annoying classmates or even to make…

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Finger Tentacles

Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or…

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$10.90
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

What Nicolas Cage fan wouldn’t want to rest their head next to this National Treasure. With this Pillowcase Mr. Cage can watch over you while you sleep and he’ll be sure not…

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$5.99