Bearded Dragon Dinosaur Wing Leash
Walking your lizard around the yard is already funny, so you might as well lean all the way into the dragon fantasy. The soft leather harness comes with three interchangeable chest straps…
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Giant Diplodocus Head and Neck
If you want your living room to feel like a full-blown natural history museum, this is how you do it. Originally built as an experimental display piece, this gigantic Diplodocus head and…
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$799.00
Flaming Fire Wallet
Pulling out your wallet to split the dinner tab is usually painful, so you might as well make it theatrical. Crack this leather bifold open and a controlled burst of real fire…
Desktop Music Tesla Coil
Having tiny lightning bolts crackle right on your desk never gets old. The catch is you can only play dedicated square-wave tracks, so your standard Spotify playlists are out, but the included…
Furry Monster Feet Slippers
Walking around the house with giant hairy toes is inherently hilarious, but the real win is that they actually stay on your feet thanks to the grippy anti-skid bottoms. The velvet-fleece lining…
Ostrichpillow Original Nap Pillow
Yes, you look like a friendly space creature wearing it, but slipping your head and hands into this plush cocoon makes mid-day office naps actually happen. The built-in hand pockets let you…
Alien UFO Cow Abduction Lamp
The built-in laser-reflective film creates an eerie 3D tractor beam that shifts colors depending on where you stand in the room. Tap the top to toggle between steady glow and dynamic abduction…
Real Life Invisibility Shield
Ever wanted to pull off a real stealth maneuver? This 36×24 inch lenticular panel uses light-bending optics to blur you out of view while keeping the background visible. It snaps together in…
Deluxe Witchcraft Altar Box
If you have a friend who is obsessed with the occult, this carved wooden chest is the ultimate shortcut. It comes packed with actual corked glass vials of herbs, raw crystals, and…
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$69.00
Uranium Glass Marbles
Shine a UV blacklight on these ordinary-looking glass spheres and they instantly blast out a shocking, fluorescent neon green glow. They contain actual trace amounts of uranium glass, making them the ultimate…
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$12.00
Snarling T-Rex Wall Bust
Mounting a 15.5-inch dinosaur head in your living room is the ultimate fake trophy move. The hand-painted greenish-brown finish and bumpy lizard textures look shockingly realistic from across the room. It has…
Giant Butter Stick Squishy
A massive 14 oz block of fake butter on your desk is weirdly satisfying when work gets chaotic. Thanks to upgraded PU foam, it actually resists cracking when you wring it out…
Sterling Silver Death and Rebirth Decision Coin
If you physically cannot decide what to eat for dinner, this solid sterling silver talisman is about to save you some major mental bandwidth. It has a heavy, hand-cast weight to it…
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$135.00
Bronze Hand Sculpture Door Handle
If you want your guests to feel instantly welcomed (or slightly weirded out), this is the way to do it. It is literally cast from a real human hand, so opening your…
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$1,200.00
Hockey Masked Killer Rear Wiper Decal
Bring some horror-movie vibes to your daily commute! This hilarious rear wiper accessory turns your back window into a slasher flick scene. Watch the hockey-masked killer swing his machete every time it…
Own Your Own Private Island
Sick of paying rent? Ready to escape the daily grind? Finally, you can own your very own private island. Granted, it measures a tiny 3 by 2.5 centimeters, but rent is free…
Mini Cinder Block Pallet
Bring a bit of construction chic to your desk with the Mini Cinder Block Pallet! This set includes 24 realistic 1:12 scale flat face cinder blocks on a mini pine pallet, all…
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$20.00
Kinetic Spring Toy
Captivate onlookers with the endlessly fascinating Kinetic Spring Toy! This captivating plaything is part kinetic sculpture, part toy, and a whole lot of fun. Watch as it effortlessly springs to life, providing…
Puking Kitty Gravy Boat
Sick of boring, traditional gravy boats? Switch things up with the puking cat gravy boat! Your guests won’t know whether to be disgusted or delighted as they watch gravy pour out of a cute little kitty’s mouth. Perfect for cat lovers who like to add a little “flair” to their dinner parties, or parents who want to make mealtime more entertaining for their little ones. Don’t be afraid to make a statement with your gravy boat choice – the puking cat is here to add some excitement to your dining experience!
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and comes with a supernatural power to grant wishes, but be warned – each finger you curl will come with a sinister price. Get ready to make a deal with the dark side.
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$150.00
