Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips and staples neatly in its fur. Perfect for the…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook selfie stick. Granted the front facing camera is better…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed sheets. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up in these…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your cats do what they really want with this window…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for whatever lovely lady has earned the privilege. This Penis…
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere. The Handitaur is great for annoying classmates or even to make…
Who doesn’t want to have tentacles like an octopus. Well now you can get the next best thing with these finger tentacles. Scare a friend in the middle of the night, or…
What Nicolas Cage fan wouldn’t want to rest their head next to this National Treasure. With this Pillowcase Mr. Cage can watch over you while you sleep and he’ll be sure not…
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald Trump condoms will let anyone know you’re huuuuuge. Hopefully…
Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These miniature Wine Condoms are perfect for preserving your wine…
Getting your pooch to look at the camera for a selfie can be hard, well now harness the power of a tennis ball to keep your dog engaged. This Dog Selfie smartphone…
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now these dreams can be true without having to lug…
Don’t just send emojis over text, wear a large happy smile emoji in real life with these masks. With different masks like the poop emoji, love emoji, and smiley face you’ll have the…
Messy friends? Swoop in with this remote control trash can to save your floor from a mess. This will also make a good laugh at parties, who needs a Star Wars Droid…
Take your first step on the way to vine stardom with these miniature baby hands, any regular activity instantly becomes hilarious when done with these creepy little things. Just add in some…
Wow such excite! This doge mask will bring much joy to all parties. The perfect mask to engage in long stares to the woman of your dreams in the local coffee shop.…
Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12…
Make sure that people know you’re not just another idiot wandering the woods with this Bigfoot Patrol Membership Kit. At the very least, skeptical people and psychiatrists won’t be able to question…
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually a real human rib, but it was obtained legally…
Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled watch is sure to entertain you all year. Pull…
